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That must be where they met. She said she met him in the grocery store. Lisa was the most heinous pounder of all. I didn’t think anyone could top Penny, Chuck, Marla, etc., but man oh man, I hope this is the worst one.

Most of us live chat for those too. We’re huge TLC sluts, but only the sluttiest of us stick around for Darcey & Stacey.

Forensic Files? You are my soulmate!

Stacey needs to be wearing a mask.

Stacey came back?!

Didn’t she say there were two women who were going to be her caregivers?

Unfortunately not lol.

She’s blaming it on Randy!

Yes! Thank you. All that money wasted on a master’s degree and all I could manage to think of was, “those thingies they put on your legs in the hospital.”😂

What are those things they put on your legs at the hospital? I’m guessing they don’t have any large enough to fit her.

I think we were being groomed with Margaret, Dolly and Lacey. Still, nothing could be prepared me for this.

She misses watching him cook!

I’ll bet this asshole isn’t vaccinated.

I hate her.

Randy: “I’m dying.” Lisa: *smacks* “This burger don’t taste right.”

Yeah, maybe both of them.

The lady hadn’t even stepped foot in the door yet and she was screaming, “Bring yo ass in hurr!” If anybody deserves to be abandoned at a gas station, it’s Lisa.

WTF do you have to do at 6:30 anyway Lisa?

Oh she is nasty. Penny was rude to her assigned nutritionist too, but this woman is even worse.

What was the lady’s name who was one of the first patients? She did a great job at losing weight, but her husband was an ass. That was when they followed them over several years. Henry was wonderful, but unfortunately he died while he was working. Then the red-haired guy who’s mother was supposed to help him move, but bailed on him. He did an awesome job.

Does she have a MacBook? Mine died and the Apple store nerds told me it was too old to trade in.

“Now, where is your enabling boyfriend?” Ha ha!

Why is their wall propped up with plywood? Did the Kool-Aid man burst through last week? She keeps rambling on while Randy is dying in the dog bed on the floor.

Randy is kicking himself for forgetting to pick up a gallon of Lume.

Oh my god! I’ve never seen that much food in one basket. Even for a party or a family of five. He is always the kind of guy I get stuck behind in the grocery store.