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Sister wife?! Oh my god!

This is sort of early in the episode for a mandatory scene at the park.

Mohawk mom has some type of business advertisement on the side of her truck. I’m dying to know what it is.

They better be getting a sitter for that adorable little dog.

That omelette cannot be in the book. Way too yellow and way too cheesy.

Dr. Now asks front desk staff what a FUPA is. Hilarity ensues.

OMG, Mohawk mom was morbidly obese too? This episode has too many twists and turns for me.

I’m going with a Mississippi area code this time: 601.

I see big gulp cups in the car, so they already made a pre-Houston fast-food stop and we didn’t get to see it.

Who is going to watch the little tuxedo dog? :(

This is definitely not her regular grocery store. This looks like a store that TLC was allowed to film in.

I thought it was a lymphedema, but it looked more like her actual belly. I could’ve sworn I saw her navel.

Wasn’t Lacey’s boyfriend’s named Ricky?

What is that giant piece of flesh protruding out of the bottom of her…dress? I need to know what I’m looking at.

Hellooo, how y’all doing? I ate like a pig today. Can’t wait to make that trip down to Houston. This girl picked up a steaming hot sausage link with her bare hands!

I was in college in 1997 and Jill looks insane. I’m just a year older than she is and I don’t know anyone who dressed or wore their hair like this. I remember Contempo Casuals, Kate Spade pony hair bags, bootcut pants from Express, Steve Madden platform boots and everyone wearing that layered pixie cut (Nia Long, Meg Ryan). Jill looks like she’s straight out of 1987.

I was going to say he looks like Richard Ramirez in those photos.

Didn’t Amy say this house was 30 minutes away? So Tammy let them drive her all the way out there just to sit in the car? If you were hungover, you were hungover before you ever got in the car. What an asshole.

And I’m pretty sure she bought the booze. I saw her hand money to Broccoli Rob before he walked into the liquor store. She’s paying people to be her friends. That’ll so unfortunate.

She really thinks these men are her friends.

“Congratulations, Amy,” would’ve been the appropriate thing to say.

Does Amy wear dentures or partials? Sometimes when she speaks, I see her top teeth, but at other times, it just looks like gums.

Tammy’s doing donuts in the parking lot, but threw a tantrum when Tisa asked her to walk 10 feet on asphalt.

Wait, you didn’t let me finish! …and hot sexy guys who just stepped out of a C&C Music Factory video and who know how to cut it on the bias.

I’m so late. Hope you guys were in here being strong women and standing in your truths.