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What is she talking about? Guillermo’s English is damned near perfect. They don’t even use subtitles for him. I can barely understand some of the native English speakers on this show (Grangela).

Yes. She looks both 25 and 52 at the same time.

Jonathan’s face always looks like, “Do I get to do sex to her yet?” If Jill can pull off this Gofundme, it might be her greatest grift yet. If she can get anywhere close to her goal, she can peel off enough for Kaylee’s wedding and maybe a mobile home for the newlyweds. And of course, some money for herself. It will be interesting to see how her sisters will react. Family squabbling over money can get ugly.

Right, then I’m guessing outpatient therapy to include physical and occupational therapy. Jill’s incredibly long and very vague Gofundme narrative never quite mentions what the $20K is specifically for. Just to “encourage them along.” Not even a simple “to cover my mother’s medical expenses on her long road to recovery.” This is referred to as dry begging.

Jill’s hair looks like Farrah’s in Extremities.

She certainly buried the lede. I’m not the type to announce my loved ones’ health status to the Internet, but if I were, I definitely wouldn’t wait until the second paragraph and after writing all about myself first. “Who knows Tim and Pat?” is the type of sentence that kicks off an invitation to your parents’ anniversary, not to announce that your mother has suffered a stroke.

This reminds me so much of the Brady Bunch movie when they were singing their corny song on the airplane and all the passengers were telling them to sit their asses down. The Bradys were stuck in a 25 year time capsule too. It’d be funny if the Rod kids weren’t being forced to do it. That parade was pitiful. And poor Renee had to strap an upside down old plastic butter container to her waist and beat it like a drum. How embarrassing.

Did Nicole’s chin acid disintegrate five minutes after she got it, because I swear I couldn’t see the difference. She lost so I guess Chantel can’t “kiss [her] ass *bites finger with snaggletooth.” I’m anticipating the debut of Karen’s new dojo, Karen Kai.

What the hell time of day is it at Chez Binyam? Areola comes stumbling out of the bathroom with greasy hair all over her head, smudged eyeliner and her Skanks-R-Us outfit that looks like she slept in it from the night before. Is she hungover? Never mind. It’s been an hour. My 90-Day watching limit has expired. Until next week, friends. Same smut time. Same smut channel.

“It Was the 70s” - a 10 part Lifetime Network series, starring Kate Jackson as Auntie Anxiety and Stefanie Powers as Pepper Mostly. I’d watch it!

Wow, what a diverse crowd.

Grandma is staring at him like, “huh, what? Sorry, Dorothy, my corn pad slipped.” Get a real job, Jibri.

This is the content we need. I didn’t even bother to watch this episode because I’ve fallen asleep on the previous two. But I’m down for a Bad Bitch Barry storyline.

“I got a lotta problems with you people!”

His ugly ass shirt always cracks me up. The street vendors here sell crap like this to tourists. I wonder where Hunk got his.

This is two hours? No thanks. I’m off to watch Dark Winds. @Trackdawg hit me with the Ashley’s friend scooting off into the sunset gif!

Jibri’s grandma looks exactly like my 3rd grade teacher. I loved that lady so much.

Lil’ Mo sounds like a woman just coming out from under anesthesia.

I’m adding my list: David’s leather trench coat Pole’s penis shield Nicole & Azan’s make-up emporium Darcey’s 7th face

His brother is old enough to have a husband? He looks like he’s 12. Does the husband talk?

This girl is going to be so disappointed when she rolls up to Circus Circus.

No way in hell would I be letting my spouse’s ex lecture me. Areola loves this. She thinks two men are fighting over her.

I know what it is I hate about Bilal’s face. He has dead eyes. They’re cold and expressionless.

Is this a real jewelry store? It looks like one of those stores that sells fabric, fake jewelry, and loose cigarettes all in one stop. Did they glue cat pubes to this guy’s chin for his “jewelry salesman” role? I guess it’s better than being Bini’s MMA opponent.

Interestingly enough, I received an advertisement for it in the mail last week. Or maybe it was a tv commercial. I live in the DC area.