Season 5 Live Posting Topic

[MostlyContent]

So they've already been to the oil fields?  How long has gone by?  

[nodorothyparker]

They got a great big convoy, across the USA ...

Yeah, I'm old.

[raven]

So they at least mentioned gas going bad and that Daniel is the one giving people hair cuts.

Realism!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Just now, nodorothyparker said:

They got a great big convoy, across the USA ...

Yeah, I'm old.

Ah Breaker one nine, this here's the Rubber Duck! 

[Zombness]

I was wondering where the children of the corn where and now I see them.

[Jennv]

WTF is going on, it’s like the office in the zombie apocalypse....

[raven]

This is a caravan, people, not a convoy.

Maybe we'll see them crash the gate, doing ninety eight, saying let those truckers roll, ten four!

[Primstone]

so were are the 11 friends of Jesus riding in their mini bus?

[raven]

LOL at zombies getting land mined.

[nodorothyparker]

Land mine walkers!

At point do you tell these people sorry, but you fucked this up.  You're on your own.

[DrNowsWeightScale]

6 minutes ago, nodorothyparker said:

They got a great big convoy, across the USA ...

Yeah, I'm old.

I remember that song! I know if from hearing it on the radio back in the 1970s. Don't forget Eastbound and Down by Jerry Reed. 

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Exploding zombies - they are stepping on land mines now.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

So will Grace and Morgan get together?

[raven]

9 minutes ago, MostlyContent said:

So they've already been to the oil fields?  How long has gone by?  

They were going to oil fields? I don't remember too much except the plane, the hot air balloon and almost-Chernobyl.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Oh yeah, Tess is secluded in that house.

[Primstone]

and they play the song

[raven]

THEY'RE  PLAYING IT OMG EVERYONE SING ALONG

[MrsRafaelBarba]

:DECEASED: 

[nodorothyparker]

And they played the damn song. It is a convoy.

[DixonVixen2359]

I'd definitely hang with Sarah.  

[MostlyContent]

Just now, raven said:

They were going to oil fields? I don't remember too much except the plane, the hot air balloon and almost-Chernobyl.

There was something about a guy who helped them with the runways lights or something, and he said they had to help get gas (or go to the oil fields?) in return.  Then the scene at the beginning of this episode where they took the fuel from the bad guy?, and referenced the 'oil fields'.   All very confusing.  lol

[raven]

Tess is getting on my nerves.

[Jennv]

Sorry Tess, you’re on your own girl.

Edited August 12, 2019 by Jennv

[raven]

"actually get people to watch it, so they know we're not full of crap"  sounds like the show lol

[MrsRafaelBarba]

We got a Cujo situation!

The landmines are the Rabid  St. Bernard.

[DrNowsWeightScale]

Okay, Tess is having the opposite deal of Carl in Seasons 1 through I think 4 of the original show:

Carl wouldn't stay in the freakin' house, but Tess will not leave the house.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Wait a minute, Alicia can't kill now?

:Stares in Tyrese: 

[nodorothyparker]

So they're arguing with an agoraphobic over a landmined yard.  Sure, why not.  This seems reasonable.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

I really miss Travis, it bears repeating.

[nodorothyparker]

Awww, John sees Morgan as his partner.  It's definitely a step up for Morgan.

[DrNowsWeightScale]

John Dorie's grandpa used to work at a deli? OK.

[Primstone]

let the walkers clear a path to the house for you

[raven]

Love the exploding zombies; almost making the ep for me. hee hee

[MrsRafaelBarba]

What purpose does Luciana serve?

Somebody please tell me.

[chick binewski]

Just now, MrsRafaelBarba said:

What purpose does Luciana serve?

Somebody please tell me.

I have no answers. I don't understand how they dumped most of the cast but she's still here.

[raven]

Wait, Morgan hits that one zombie in the head (not stabs), shoves it down and it stays down?  Was it tired?

[Primstone]

she needs the money, so she is still alive on the show

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Dear Morgan..

You failed to put down your Wife Jenny.

Then she ate your Son Dwayne.

Sincerely,

Mrs Rafael Barba

[nodorothyparker]

This whole thing is nuts, but at least it has exploding zombies.

And of course now they're all in the landmined yard.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

One of of y'all should get blown up 

[Primstone]

figured she would say 50/50

[raven]

So how long has that woman been in the house?  What have they been eating?

So Tess isn't completely useless.  yay, Tess!

[DrNowsWeightScale]

Just now, raven said:

So how long has that woman been in the house?  What have they been eating?

Grub Hub Zombie delivery. ☺️

OK, Tess is out of the house and trying to help.

[Primstone]

and . . . . . . . . . BOOM!

[DixonVixen2359]

Boooh....I was hoping this "Tess" would turn out to be someone we've met before. A major plot twist of some sort.

[raven]

Two years????  That's a lot of canned beans.  Shouldn't they have scurvy?

Oh, the now dead husband was getting food I guess.

[Primstone]

does anyone have a new pair of shorts for Morgan?

[Zombness]

Well now you can see that expiration dates on canned goods and medicines don't mean anything.

[nodorothyparker]

So is that it? All that over landmines to hand over a single inhaler and good luck with that?

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Primstone said:

does anyone have a new pair of shorts for Morgan?

We will  get him one at Walmart!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

And this point this episode is?