Carl's Hat: The Ultimate Survivor

[CletusMusashi]

Don't worry.

Carl's probably still keeping an eye on it.

Literally.

Fixed that typo for ya.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Mover Truck saw the lake and just had to go swimming.  "Hey, give me a break, its a hot day ok!  ....  so, uh, any chance I get a snorkel anytime soon?"

 

Overturned Candy/Pop Machine thought that sucked.  "What a drag."

 

Shovel was behind Spencer, 100%.  "I got your back, man."

[Nashville]

Breath Mints is saying to itself, "Damn - what did I get in the middle of here...???"

[PeterPirate]

Mover Truck, upon meeting Jesus, chose to be baptized.  And no Presbyterian sprinkle, either, but a full Baptist immersion!  

[Nashville]

Pasta Maker thinks to itself: So I guess nobody wants me after all...

<glub><glub>

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Its thought that The Beatle's Yellow Submarine was blaring from the Mover Truck's radio as it submerged itself in the drink, but that's unconfirmed.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Cow heard Daryl's request;  does not like.  "'Moo' you, and don't even think about touching me, greaser."

 

Eye-Patch thinks Carl is a pussy.  "I make you look like a BAMF!  Screw "trading", if "Hilltop" saw me, they'd hand everything over in a fit of awed fright."

 

Sonogram laughs at absurdity of self.  "I'm a working piece of intricate and expensive equipment in a place that shouldn't have running electricity.  *blows air on fingernails and buffs them on shirt*  That's just how I roll."

[PeterPirate]

Hilltop Wall stands proudly. "Braces? We ain't got no braces. We don't need no braces. I don't have to show you any stinkin' braces!"   

 

Sonogram Photo hopes that Rosita will look at it.  And then drop it.  

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Severed Walker Head regrets the hit me with your best shot quip now.  Head shot!

[CletusMusashi]

Carol's Trench Knife is hoping to be the star of next week's episode.

[PeterPirate]

Ooops.

Edited March 9, 2016 by PeterPirate

[Nashville]

Daryl's Motorcycle thinks, "Great - Daryl the Walking Lube Job is back in town."

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Mol's White Hanky is just having a bloody great time.  Probably thinks there's a really dumb joke or pun to be made about that stupid story Paula was talking about supposed to wanting to be coffee.  "Cough-ee, get it?"  *mic drop*

 

Kill Floor is the newest ZA cuisine cafe.  Best BBQ ribs this side of Terminus.  Seared-Flavored Saviors?

Edited March 20, 2016 by iRarelyWatchTV36

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Dwight's Penis says "don't even start with the dick jokes".  Actually, I think at the time, it said Bite Me!  So, naturally, Eugene did.  Betting Eugene didn't bite off more than he could chew.

Edited March 21, 2016 by iRarelyWatchTV36

[Rosiejuliemom]

Orange Backpack is not particularly pleased about all the neck funk currently seeping into it's fibers, but is glad to be pressed into service once again.

 

Crossbow's triumphant return is marred by guilt over Iron Man's use of him to kill the doctor-lady.

 

Porch Swing is lonely without Rosary.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Blue Cooler was not happy.  "You finally get me away from Ms Decrepit over there, but then you throw me around and then just gonna leave me here!?  You got what you deserved, you Crush crazy!"

[CletusMusashi]

Yvette Nicole Brown's Notebook is a little bit intimidated, but still wants to meet Carol's.

[Giselle]

Leather Jacket thought "Dammit Lucille knows blood doesn't wash out of me!" It also felt very uncomfortable when it caught Daryl's coveting gaze. Leather Jacket wanted no part of that unwashed, back country, white trash.

 

 

edited to highlight

Edited April 5, 2016 by Giselle

[PeterPirate]

Season 6 Finale hangs there like a gym sock on a shower rod.

[Rosiejuliemom]

On 8/8/2016 at 11:05 AM, PeterPirate said:

Season 6 Finale hangs there like a gym sock on a shower rod.

It is indeed. Like a sweat-soaked Sword of Damocles ready to drip on our freshly washed hair and stink up the bathroom.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Carl's Hat will not tolerate his disrespect at the hands of Too-Small Leather Jacket.

He will bide his time and he will have his revenge. 

Edited October 24, 2016 by Rosiejuliemom

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Its just a simple tool, but curiosity demands they better Axe somebody!

[Reghan]

Lucille isn't thirsty, but Negan won't listen because he never shuts up long enough.

[rab01]

RV says to Negan "Pot, meet kettle."

[Giselle]

Lucille knows she the star of this episode and doesn't need any back up singers. She wishes to hell Negan would shut the hell up and not steal her spotlight while she's is belting out a ballad.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Hanging Pinata Walker got too excited by the party happening below and lost his head.  Oh, and Rick's not heavy, he's his brother.

[CletusMusashi]

On 10/27/2016 at 1:04 PM, Giselle said:

Lucille knows she the star of this episode and doesn't need any back up singers. She wishes to hell Negan would shut the hell up and not steal her spotlight while she's is belting out a ballad.

Yes, but if Negan actually shut up then the episode  would have been twelve seconds long.

[Giselle]

Perfect amount if time to close out last season rather than string us along all summer.

[CletusMusashi]

Carol's Wheel Chair is now supporting some very interesting combat modifications.

Warning to the next person who sits in it:

Do NOT press the red button unless you have to.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Pole-dancing Walker thought they said this shit was hard?  "Its all down to the knees and then stand back up, nice calisthenic workout.  I can do this all day, suckers!"