I he-rd 'c-pper' -nd 'b--m': Gilmore Girls Hangman

[tarotx]

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[shron17]

r

[Taryn74]

-i- --- -n-- ---r p--ne's n-t --r-ing?

---t?

I'-e been ----ing --- --r -n ---r. I --- t-e -per-t-r --e-- it. S-e s-i- it's --t --- -r s--et-ing.

It --s --r-ing t-is --r-ing.

I'-- be rig-t b---.

-ir-!

I ---e t-pe!

Thanksgiving at Luke's:  TENS BIG PR

Thanksgiving at the Gilmore's:

[Kohola3]

Did you know your phone's not working?
What?
I've been calling you for an hour. I had the operator check it. She said it's cut off or something.
It was working this morning.
I'll be right back.
Kirk!
 I have tape. 

[Kohola3]

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[Taryn74]

T!

[lulu1960]

All those dashes make me dizzy.

S

[shron17]

h

[Kohola3]

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Jess:  TSH

Paul:  

[Taryn74]

N?

2 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Paul:  

Who?  /snerk

[Guest]

E

[Kohola3]

A:  -e--, -- --- st--- h--e the --- ---- -----e-s, -et-- --th the -----e- -e- ----t? ---‘ -e - --------.  -- --- ---- th-t?  --, -t‘s --e-t. -s-‘t -t ---?

B:  ---  ---- ----e, see--- -s h-- -t --- h--e -d----d- t- ---es ----s--.  -t --s -------- ----- th-t ----es ----s-- ---e- --- -----e-s.

A:  - -et - --t -- the -------- --the-s ---e- --- -----e-s.  -‘- s---- --- ----h---.  -‘- e------ -- - -----.

B:  -t‘s - -----e e-t------.  –‘-- -ee- -- th-s ------- t-e-t- -e--s.  - -e- th---s.

Jess:  TSHE

Poor Pitiful Paul:  

[Taryn74]

*cackling*

K!

[Kohola3]

A:  -e--, -- --- st--- h--e the --- ---- k---ke-s, -et-- --th the -----e- -e- ----t? ---‘ -e - --------.  -- --- ---- th-t?  --, -t‘s --e-t. -s-‘t -t ---?

B:  ---  ---- ----e, see--- -s h-- -t --- h--e -d----d- t- ---es ----s--.  -t --s -------- ----- th-t ----es ----s-- --ke- --- k---ke-s.

A:  - -et - --t -- the -------- --the-s --ke- --- k-o-ke-s.  -‘- s---- --- ----h---.  -‘- e------ -- - -----.

B:  -t‘s - -----e e-t------.  –‘-- -ee- -- th-s ------- t-e-t- -e--s.  - -e- th---s.

Jess:  TSHEK

Poor Pitiful Paul:

[tarotx]

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Edited April 5, 2017 by tarotx

[Taryn74]

L!

[Kohola3]

A:  -ell, -- --- still h--e the -i- ---- k---ke-s, -et-l -ith the --i--e- -e- --i-t? ---‘ -e - ---i-i--.  – -- ---- th-t?  --, it‘s --e-t. is-‘t it -i-?

B:  ---  ---- --i-e, seei-- -s h-- it --- h--e --l---e- t- ---es ---is--.  It --s ------l- k---- th-t ----es ---is-- l-ke- --- k---ke-s.

A:  I -et - l-t -- the -----i-- --the-s like- --- k-o-ke-s.  I‘- s---- --- l---hi--.  I‘- e--l-i- i- I ---l-.

B:  It‘s - ----le e-t------.  I‘-- -ee- i- this ------- t-e-t- -e--s.  - -e- thi--s.

Jess:  TSHEKIL

Poor Pitiful Paul:

[Taryn74]

M!

[Kohola3]

A:  -ell, -- --- still h--e the -i- ---- k---ke-s, met-l -ith the --i--e- -e- --i-t? ---‘ -e - m--i-i--.  – -- ---- th-t?  --, it‘s --e-t. is-‘t it -i-?

B:  ---  ---- --i-e, seei-- -s h-- it --- h--e --l---e- t- ---es M--is--.  It --s --mm--l- k---- th-t ----es M--is-- l-ke- --- k---ke-s.

A:  I -et - l-t -- the -----i-- --the-s like- --- k-o-ke-s.  I‘- s---- --- l---hi--.  I‘- e--l-i- i- I ---l-.

B:  It‘s - ----le e-t------.  I‘-- -ee- i- this ------- t-e-t- -e--s.  - -e- thi--s.

Jess:  TSHEKILM

Poor Pitiful Paul:

Poor Paul remains alone and forgotten.

[Taryn74]

Here Paul, have a Z.

And I'll take a G!

(This one makes me giggle every time, btw.  Just missing a couple of words or I'd solve.)

[Kohola3]

A:  -ell, -- --- still h--e the -ig ---- k---ke-s, met-l -ith the --i--e- -e- --i-t? ---‘ -e - m-gi-i--.  – -- ---- th-t?  --, it‘s g-e-t. is-‘t it -ig?

B:  ---  g--- --i-e, seei-- -s h-- it --- h--e --l--ge- t- ---es M--is--.  It --s --mm--l- k---- th-t ----es M--is-- l-ke- --g k---ke-s.

A:  I -et - l-t -- the -----i-g --the-s like- --g k-o-ke-s.  I‘- s---- --- l--ghi--.  I‘- e--l-i- i- I ---l-.

B:  It‘s - ----le e-t------.  I‘-- -ee- i- this ------- t-e-t- -e--s.  - ge- thi--s.

Quote

Here Paul, have a Z. 

You are so kind.  Poor Pitiful Paul has finally been remembered.

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This one makes me giggle every time, btw.

I know, right?  It's the delivery of the last line. I laugh every time.

Jess:  TSHEKILMG

Poor Pitiful Paul: Z

[Guest]

A

[Taryn74]

R

[Kohola3]

A:  -ell, -- --- still ha-e the -ig ---r k---kers, metal -ith the --i--e- re- -ai-t? ---‘ re a magi-ia-.  – --- ---- that?  --, it‘s great. is-‘t it -ig?

B:  A--  g--- -ri-e, seei-- -s h-- it -a- ha-e --l--ge- t- -a-es Ma-is--.  It -as --mm--l- k---- that ----es Ma-is-- l-ke- --g k---kers.

A:  I -et - l-t -- the -----i-g --thers like- --g k-o-kers.  I‘- s-rr- --r la-ghi--.  I‘- e--lai- i- I ---l-.

B:  It‘s - ----le e-t----r-.  I‘-- -ee- i- this -----r- t-e-t- -ears.  - ge- thi-gs.

Jess:  TSHEKILMGAR

Poor Pitiful Paul: Z

[Taryn74]

P?

[Guest]

Lorelai: Well, do you still have the big door knockers - metal with the chipped red paint? You're a magician. Do you know that? Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?

Mrs. Kim: And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers.

Lorelai:  I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could.

Mrs. Kim: It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things.

[Guest]

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[Taryn74]

I don't know why Lorelai's "I'm sorry for laughing" kills me, but it does. 

Let's start off with S!

[Guest]

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B:  --   ---, s------   -------. 
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Gilmore Apple Tarts: S

Gilmore Marzipan:

[Taryn74]

T?

[Guest]

A: -t's   -----  t-  --  -------s.   -s-'t   -t,  -------? 
B:  --   ---, s---t--   -------. 
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Gilmore Apple Tarts: S, T

Gilmore Marzipan:

[Taryn74]

I think I've got all the words right, let me know if I miss something.

 

It's going to be fabulous. Isn't it, Lorelai?

Ab fab, sweetie darling.

Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about, but she's so entertaining! Like a chimp. Isn't she like a chimp, Gypsy?

 

Poor Gypsy, she always cracks me up.  "Please make your mother stop talking to me."

[Taryn74]

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Laying down for a little nap.  Be back to update in a bit.

[Kohola3]

Marzipan is bad?  No way?  It's delish!

Are you clairvoyent, Taryn74?  You got all of that with 2 letters?

[Guest]

E

@Kohola3, I've never had Gilmore apple tarts or marzipan, so I have to rely on what the girls and Jason relayed. :)

[Kohola3]

Seriously?  You rely on the girls for gastronomic reviews?  The ones that have take out from Al's Pancake World?

R

[Taryn74]

LOL I've just always been really good at word-based puzzles.

And I've never had marzipan either, though I'm sure it can't possibly be as bad as they made it out to be.

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---- ----e --- e-r- - -e- --e ---.

Naps: ER

Scam calls during naps:

[Guest]

T

[Kohola3]

B

[Taryn74]

--e- --e ---e t- t-e ---r -t -e-er -r---e- -- ---- t--t t--t --- --- - --- t- --e-- t-e e-e---- --t-. - t-----t -t --- -er E--t -er--- ---- -r ---et----. 

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--e'- t--- e-----!

----- --- -ee- -t ----, --e'- ----- -e-r ---!

--t- t---e b-- e-r- - bet --e ---.

Naps: ERBT

Scam calls during naps:

[Kohola3]

M

[Guest]

S

[Taryn74]

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---'r- be--- r--------s, s-e's --t t--t t---!

S-e's t--- e-----!

----- --- -ee- -t ----, s-e's ----- -e-r ---!

--t- t--se b-- e-rs - bet s-e ---.

Naps: ERBTMS

Scam calls during naps:

[Lady Calypso]

H

[Taryn74]

-he- she --me t- the ---r -t -e-er -r-sse- m- m--- th-t th-t --s -h- - h-- t- s-e-- the e-e---- --th. - th---ht -t --s her E-st -erm-- m--- -r s-meth---. 

---'r- be--- r--------s, she's --t th-t t---!

She's t--- e----h!

----- --- -ee- -t ----, she's ----- he-r ---!

--th th-se b-- e-rs - bet she ---.

Naps: ERBTMSH

Scam calls during naps:

[Kohola3]

W

[Taryn74]

Whe- she --me t- the ---r -t -e-er -r-sse- m- m--- th-t th-t w-s wh- - h-- t- s-e-- the e-e---- w-th. - th---ht -t w-s her E-st -erm-- m--- -r s-meth---. 

---'r- be--- r--------s, she's --t th-t t---!

She's t--- e----h!

W---- --- -ee- -t --w-, she's ----- he-r ---!

W-th th-se b-- e-rs - bet she ---.

Naps: ERBTMSHW

Scam calls during naps:

Edited April 5, 2017 by Taryn74

[Kohola3]

D

[Taryn74]

Whe- she --me t- the d--r -t -e-er -r-ssed m- m--d th-t th-t w-s wh- - h-d t- s-e-d the e-e---- w-th. - th---ht -t w-s her E-st -erm-- m--d -r s-meth---. 

---'r- be--- r-d------s, she's --t th-t t---!

She's t--- e----h!

W---d --- -ee- -t d-w-, she's ----- he-r ---!

W-th th-se b-- e-rs - bet she ---.

Naps: ERBTMSHWD

Scam calls during naps:

[Kohola3]

N