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Clay "Thunderbuns" Honeycutt: He is a Furless Bat


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Okay, so I'm sure I'll have more say about Clay in the future, I just really wanted to get that thread title up there.  It called to me, or given Clay's level of articulation, burbled at me, at least.

 

My thanks to Audrey for the nickname and the subtitle writers for the thread title.  It's funny that usually when they do one of these "unintelligible subtitles" gags, the HG in question is talking in their sleep, as with Erik in S3 or Boogie in All-Stars.  Clay manages to sound asleep even when he's wide awake.

 

And I don't know if everyone has seen this already, but I might as well post it…here's Clay on the left and Shelli's younger brother, Lance, on the right:

 

http://i.imgur.com/zcpcwKt.png

 

Wow.  Perhaps more suited for a future Shelli thread (or a psycho-analyst's report) but still.

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Clay's twitter activity is pretty strange. He keeps making his account private (I'm guessing to ward off the trolls), then unlocking it a few hours later. He blocked Jun Song for throwing shade in his general direction. He retweets a lot of teenyboppers saying how boring the show is without him. He hasn't said anything about Shelli last I checked. But he did say he's spoken to "my girl Audrey". LOL. I guess that beef has been squashed. Claudrey is real.

 

How does a college football player have such skinny little legs? I don't get it. He doesn't have a college football player build at all- did he just let himself revert quickly back to his more natural form or something?

He was a quarterback, typically one of the least beefy guys on a team since you want somebody who can run fast and switch direction easily.

How does a college football player have such skinny little legs? I don't get it. He doesn't have a college football player build at all- did he just let himself revert quickly back to his more natural form or something?

Hey, if Douglas Fairbanks could pull off those incredible stunts with such small feet, anything's possible.

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I found the subtitles funny but the 'furless bat' one the least funny of them, because my ears heard Clay say, "but I'm the first at bat", which suited the context of the comment he was replying to.  

 

Wow, the resemblance to Lance is really strong.  I guess that's how you could sleep with an attractive guy for a month and not kiss him.  

Let's see if this works.  I broke the link, 'cause I'm not sure what else is on this website (so don't blame me if there's NSFW on it).  But, here's a vine of Clay trying to swat away a wasp (just put the two lines together and remove extra spaces):

 

https://vine.co/

v/bl77x3mIu7H

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