OnceSane February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Did Katie make you titter? Does Jax make you guffaw? Did Scheana's description of her latest injury make you literally LOL? Post your favorite quotes here! Link to comment
JenE4 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 This is from memory, so not direct quotes; someone please fix if you know the exact quotes. But this fight between James and Tom Sandoval was priceless: [James getting all up in Tom's business while Kristin is trying to start a fight with him] Tom: Go take a Beemer selfie, James! James: Why don't YOU go take a Honda Civic selfie, mate? Tom: Whatever. You're only 22. James: At least I'm young and working on establishing myself in life. What's your excuse? You're 31! [brawl ensues because "31" is fightin' words!] 1 Link to comment
OnceSane February 4, 2015 Author Share February 4, 2015 Jax had a good one in the most recent episode: "I feel like this is a good opportunity for Kristen; she can pick herself up, dust herself off, and go fuck up someone else's restaurant." 10 Link to comment
BogoGog24 February 5, 2015 Share February 5, 2015 Paraphrasing here but: "I heard you were motor boating some guy's dick, Katie." "I was taking my shoes off!" 2 Link to comment
Persnickety1 February 5, 2015 Share February 5, 2015 (edited) I obviously adore the title of this thread. I'm short on time to night but this one comes to mind: Courtesy of Chucklefuck Stassi: “I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to Kristen as a present so it tears out her insides.” Edited February 5, 2015 by Persnickety1 2 Link to comment
OnceSane March 3, 2015 Author Share March 3, 2015 FI Tom to Kristen: "You burn through friends like Jax burns through condoms." The imagery that brings to mind… 1 Link to comment
SheikTheKangaroo March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 Stassi: "I don't know why Kristen wants to talk to me. Maybe she wants to know how to dispose of Ariana's body" Everyone: "the truth always come out" Yes you chucklefucks- that is because everything is filmed. Cos you are on a TV show ya know.. 1 Link to comment
yourmomiseasy March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 "I've been very judicious about my drinking." -- A slurring Katie Link to comment
FozzyBear March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 "I don't think smart women want to sleep with me"-Jax 3 Link to comment
OnceSane March 24, 2015 Author Share March 24, 2015 "I think the only appropriate response to setting your mom is to just light yourself on fire and just jump far from the building." -Scheana 1 Link to comment
HunterHunted February 22, 2017 Share February 22, 2017 I'm bumping this because this season has been highly quotable. In particular half the shit from Jax and Brittany has been gold. You grew up to be Sia.--Carter We're just kicking a dead horse. --Jax 1 Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.