walnutqueen April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 Has anyone else watched Alaskan Bush People? They have names like Bam-Bam, Bear, and Snowbird. Of course they also have two sons named Noah and Gabriel. OMFG - that show! I tried a couple of episodes, and even though I will watch anything Alaska or Pacific Northwest related, this was too much for even my lowlife standards. 2 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 Where are these things located? Nat Geo? Travel? I just dumped my package containing lotsa channels. (AMC included), don't need it back til October :( Link to comment
walnutqueen April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 Where are these things located? Nat Geo? Travel? I just dumped my package containing lotsa channels. (AMC included), don't need it back til October :( Discovery. Whish is sad, because I'm a big fan of Deadliest Catch, but some of the stuff they've devolved into, like any other previously good channels, leaves me scratching y head. 1 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 How can you scratch your head? You have such short stubby arms. :D dinosaur avi hee! 3 Link to comment
kikismom April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 (edited) OMFG - that show! I tried a couple of episodes, and even though I will watch anything Alaska or Pacific Northwest related, this was too much for even my lowlife standards. I first found it accidentally and I thought it was cruel, somebody stranded mentally disabled people in the wilderness. I thought that was so mean. Then I realized that's just how these people talk. I had to keep watching till the "house" was built because that was some of the worst car-crash viewing available. "7 heads are as good as one!" Schadenfreude is gud. Edited April 1, 2015 by kikismom 2 Link to comment
walnutqueen April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 I first found it accidentally and I thought it was cruel, somebody stranded mentally disabled people in the wilderness. I thought that was so mean. Then I realized that's just how these people talk. I had to keep watching till the "house" was built because that was some of the worst car-crash viewing available. "7 heads are as good as one!" Schadenfreude is gud. You want Schadenfreude? How about those chucklefucks getting indicted : http://www.adn.com/article/20141023/alaskan-bush-people-indictments-so-what-reality-tv-fakers-know-no-bounds 1 Link to comment
morgankobi April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 I really have to use chucklefucks more often, it's even better than douchecanoe (and I looove douchecanoe). 3 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 I like twatwaffle We once overheard an epic argument between 2 navajo girls who were extremely drunk. One said "why for the fuck you call me bullshit?" and the other called her "quarterhorse" which just made me laugh and laugh. Such a huge insult, quarterhorse. They also declared they were "fish ached" = shit faced. 3 Link to comment
morgankobi April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 twatwaffle and twatnozzle, also great. Plus fucktrumpet. Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 These are all good! I can put them in my repertoire. 1 Link to comment
Nashville April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 (edited) excuse me it's mother dick Excuse ME, but that's Abraham's. Twizzledick is mine. ETA: my expression, that is. Not my - well, you can figure it out. :) Edited April 1, 2015 by Nashville 1 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 gross! You have a twizzledick. Ya'll have heard of the infamous interweb "blue waffle"? Link to comment
Nashville April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 gross! You have a twizzledick. Well... come happy hour, I am usually pretty popular.... 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 "Fuck puppet". ~ Brenda from 6 Feet Under. 1 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 (edited) fuckpuddle, fuck me in the ear, fuck nuggets, shit a brick and fuck me with it...etc Debra Morgan, Dexter. I can see it now, other threads think we are fighting. Edited April 1, 2015 by nachomama 2 Link to comment
morgankobi April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 (edited) Similarly, "Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck" -Cartman And cockwomble Ya'll have heard of the infamous interweb "blue waffle"? There is no way I'm googling that. Edited April 1, 2015 by morgankobi 1 Link to comment
nachomama April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 /chants GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE, GOOGLE IT! I love cockwomble! Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 "FUCK! Urrghhgg FUCK! Mother fucking suck bag! You cock munching fucking fuck nugget! FUCK!" ~Debra Morgan in the elevator. 1 Link to comment
walnutqueen April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 "Fuck every fucking one of you. I wish I was a fucking tree." Trixie The Whore Oh, and Rick Grimes might just become as cuntstruck as Seth Bullock. "Those who disagree suck cock by choice" ;-) 1 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 "Those who disagree suck cock by choice" What a charming quote. I think I may need to use it as my siggy somewhere. All of us sitting here, saying a bunch of "bad words" and probably giggling like 5th graders? I fucking love it. 2 Link to comment
nachomama April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 (edited) You said the f dash dash dash word =O I believe in 4th grade I was shocked my friend Elizabeth said damn. And I would skip the word "sex" in a song. Within the next year I embraced the f word as my new best friend. Edited April 2, 2015 by nachomama 1 Link to comment
morgankobi April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 This is a beautiful combination of having a mouth like a sailor and caring about good grammar: 6 Link to comment
morgankobi April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 (edited) Actually, it's only 12.99 on amazon ;) Edited April 2, 2015 by morgankobi 3 Link to comment
Nashville April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 Actually, it's only 12.99 on amazon ;) Fuckin' A! 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 morgankobi, I need that fucking mug. "Could of"? "You're a fucking idiot!" That needs to be a sticky on every fucking fanfiction site. 4 Link to comment
nachomama April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 (edited) I could of been a contender! My laptop is so weird, numbers don't show up. It says : for when something is posted and the post that says "it's only 12.99 on amazon" just came through as "its only on amazon" Edited April 2, 2015 by nachomama 1 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 This thread reminds me of an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiam." Larry hires a chef with Tourette's who has an outburst at the restaurant's opening. Larry wants to make him feel better. Hilarity ensues: [yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8OZP_4sUs[/yt] 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 I LOVED that show. It was just hard when anyone asked me what it's about. I could never find an answer. Link to comment
nachomama April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 It was definitely weird. I don't think I saw the last couple of seasons. Link to comment
morgankobi April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 I get why people would like it, but the little I saw of it was soooo cringe-inducing that I just couldn't watch it. I'm not big on second-hand embarrassment. 2 Link to comment
kj4ever April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 I have another 3 day weekend this weekend. You all don't understand, I haven't had more than one day off in a row in like years, so two weeks in a row is insane. I better stop slacking if I'm going to buy us a tree house community! 3 Link to comment
kj4ever April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 So, kind of a combination of I Spit On Your Grave, Sllverado, and Monty Python and The Holy Grail? Well, the Woofs said they did miss movies. "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time" Dear GOD I love that movie! 4 Link to comment
kikismom April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time" Dear GOD I love that movie! Yet another possible mutation: the ZV jumps species. Zombidogs, anyone? :) "Killer rabbit!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAYY!" 4 Link to comment
kikismom April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 (edited) I get why people would like it, but the little I saw of it was soooo cringe-inducing that I just couldn't watch it. I'm not big on second-hand embarrassment. So I'm guessing you won't like Ben Stiller in the upcoming "there's Something About Negan". Edited April 2, 2015 by kikismom Link to comment
Nashville April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 "Killer rabbit!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAYY!" With CDB's luck, Spencer will prove himself just as adept as his brother and shoot the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. 5 Link to comment
nachomama April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 >:( get to work kj! You're supplying the treehouse, scarves and goofballs. Not to mention I think we will be marathoning shows. Errbody grab your classic and you host our watchathons. You will prepare an appropriate snack or dinner. And fill us with your wisdom. Walnutqueen will just swear a lot during deadwood. 4 Link to comment
kj4ever April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 "Killer rabbit!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAYY!" clip clop clip clop clip clop 3 Link to comment
Nashville April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 clip clop clip clop clip clop "You're using coconuts!" 3 Link to comment
kikismom April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 (edited) Bring out your dead! I'm not dead! 'ere, he says he's not dead! Yes he is. I think I'll go for a walk... Are you sure he's dead? He will be soon, he's very ill I'm getting better! No you're not you'll be stone dead in a moment. To be played by: Abraham, Father Gabriel, and Eugene Rick, Father Gabriel, and Deanna Carol, Father Gabriel, and Sam ??????????? Edited April 2, 2015 by kikismom 2 Link to comment
walnutqueen April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 >:( get to work kj! You're supplying the treehouse, scarves and goofballs. Not to mention I think we will be marathoning shows. Errbody grab your classic and you host our watchathons. You will prepare an appropriate snack or dinner. And fill us with your wisdom. Walnutqueen will just swear a lot during deadwood. walnutqueen will swear a lot all the fucking time! :-D 2 Link to comment
nachomama April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 Well, yes. I just meant the deadwood class would be solid swearing. And very gleeful stubby arms frantically gesticulating. 4 Link to comment
Haleth April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 Oh, oh! Can I play too? "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" FPP begins to cry. 3 Link to comment
kikismom April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 Oh, oh! Can I play too? "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" FPP begins to cry. Oddly enough, Maggie's father smelt of elderberries. And Deanna dreams of having HUGE...tracts of land! 3 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 I can swear in two languages.:) Yay me. 2 Link to comment
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