Quotes from The Flash:"Lightning... gave me abs?"

[Trini]

On 12/5/2017 at 9:00 PM, bettername2come said:

Iris: From Oliver and Felicity - It's an espresso machine. It wasn't on the registry, but I guess getting married during our wedding wasn't on the registry either. I'm not bitter.

I'm just surprised; the writers really wanted to let people know 'that was not our idea'.

Edited December 7, 2017 by Trini

[Trini]

Barry: "You know when I first got my powers, I would use any excuse to use them. It would just be me and the road, and everything around me would disappear. But it's like the first time in my life I've really felt like I was at peace. I just feel like that all the time now. I don't have to run when I'm with you."

[bettername2come]

Harry: Good news is good news. No news is miscommunication.

 

Cisco: He is going to destroy the city. Everything you love. The birds, the trees, the fish, the puppies. Puppies are going down cause you didn't want to -

Cisco and Harry: SHOW UP FOR WORK!

Edited January 24, 2018 by bettername2come
HR and Harry are not the same person.

[Trini]

Barry: "I'm trying to protect you. Okay, if everyone knew my secret, we would never stop running."
Iris: "I would rather run forever with you, than stand alone without you."

[Jediknight]

Ralph: "Okay.  It's a solid plan, Joe.  Subtle, but it's crafty with a pinch of pathos.  After this, you're gonna sit back and kick up your feet, and sleep as sound as a millennial after Burning Man, because you did the right thing.  You took down a bad bad chick."
Joe: "Ralph, could you hurry up?"
Ralph: "And you're gonna ride that feeling like it's Space Mountain.  And then when they catch you, and they take your badge and your gun, that self-righteous indignation is gonna keep your chest puffed and your chin up, because you did the right thing.  Sure, you're gonna be mad for a few years, but that fades, it evolves, turns into self-pity.  A few more years, and your life is gonna be a shell of it's former self.  And then, one night, it's gonna dawn on you, you did the wrong thing.  You ruined everything.  Your colleagues won't talk to you.  Your friends have vanished.  Your family?  It will be like, like you were never born.  Because you turned into the very thing that you swore to protect them from.  Anywho, good luck with that."

Edited January 18, 2018 by Jediknight

[bettername2come]

Criminal: I want a car. Something eco-friendly, like a Prius!

Joe: Okaay, we can do that.

Criminal: And I want a plane! A private plane! And a salad! You know I'm counting calories!

 

Ralph: Has Barry joined a gang yet? I've got some friends on the inside, I could make some calls.

 

Cisco: How bout you hook me up with some of that gum?

HR: How bout you breach yourself?

Cisco: That sounds like an insult.

HR: It kinda was.

 

Iris: I guess we know what your kryptonite is.

Ralph: What the hell is kryptonite?

Everyone: Oh, come on!

 

Caitlin: I can't just-

HR and Cisco: LEXI LaROCHE!

*Killer Frosts*

Cisco: Childhood bully. Lots of repressed anger.

 

Cisco: Anything in here that looks fun is probably lethal.

Killer Frost: Kinda like me. 

 

Cisco: Remember that talk about murdering your way out of all your problems? Yeah, we don't do that.

Killer Frost: Yet.

 

Joe: Do whatever it takes to keep the city safe. Just like the rest of us.

[Trini]

3 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Caitlin: I can't just-

HR and Cisco: LEXI LaROCHE!

*Killer Frosts*

Cisco: Childhood bully. Lots of repressed anger.

Oh man, is this going to be a running gag now?

I know they're playing it for comedy, but I hate that Caitlin has to be yelled at to release Killer Frost.

[bettername2come]

Cecile: 3, 11, 25, 3 again. Bulbasaur. What the hell is a Bulbasaur?

Cisco: It's so weird. Why would I be thinking about Pokemon at a time like this?

Iris: Yep, definitely a telepath.

Cecile: But how? If the baby is not a meta then where did these powers come from? Nope, I wasn't on the bus. No, I was not abducted by aliens. No! I didn't inherit a mystic totem from my grandma! Really, guys? Why are you still thinking about Bulbasaur?

Cisco: He's the cutest one of all!

 

Harry: Gorilla prison is worse! They throw their scat at you!

 

Mayor: People of Central City are robbed at nearly 30 times the national average. That's second to Star City, folks!

 

Cisco: You have a sexy goatee. He has a creeper mustache.

 

Cisco: It's unsettling how convincing you are sometimes.

 

Iris: Who spit gum in here?

Ralph: I'm a gumshoe, not gum on a shoe!

 

Iris: First of all, embiggen is not a word.

(Correcting grammar is the closest Iris has gotten to being a journalist all season)

 

Barry: Prison pudding is so much better than outside pudding.

 

Cisco: I can see it all over your face. Your face is huge. It's like watching your emotions on Imax.

 

Joe: Barry, that place that you're in is full of walls. When you hit one of those walls, you gotta find a way to get through it.

[Trini]

Big Sir: "So yesterday I tell you what happened, and today you find the guy. It happened in a--"
Barry: "Flash?"
Big Sir: "...snap."

Are you even trying, Barry?? ?

[bettername2come]

Joe: Is everyone in this town crooked?

Cisco: Oh my God, he's literally a Wolfe in sheep's clothing..

 

Kilgore: Don't look at me. I'm reformed. From now on I only commit legal crime.

Hazard: Legal crime?

Kilgore: The stock market.

 

Killer Frost: Unless you do something worse than kidnap and stab them, I think you'll be fine.

 

Ralph: Thank you, Frosty Oprah!

[opus]

7 minutes ago, bettername2come said:

Ralph: Thank you, Frosty Oprah!

I was hoping you'd pick that one :)

[Trini]

Cisco: "Maybe we just need to talk this out. Let's go visit Dr. Hallway -"

Somone should probably do a montage of hallway talks!

[lion10]

Ralph:  ...I sweat in my sleep a lot.

Iris:  YA NASTY

[bettername2come]

Cisco: Son of a breach!

[Trini]

Barry: "You're my lightning rod, Iris."

? ? ?
 

[bettername2come]

Cisco: We are not Frankensteining innocent people!

 

Ralph: Oh, my God! I'm Sarah Connor. 

 

Cisco: Am I the only one who thinks putting a rageaholic and dark matter together might be a bad idea?

 

Cisco: Haven't you seen Spider-Man 2?

Caitlin: No.

Cisco: How can you live with yourself?

Edited March 14, 2018 by bettername2come

[Trini]

Barry: "... You're the bravest person that I know, you can do this. I know you can. We all do. Now run, Iris, run!"

[bettername2come]

Caitlin: I will leash my inner penguin spirit animal and head south.

 

Ralph: Same plan again. And you wonder why he's always ahead of us.

[Trini]

Iris: "Get out of my office!"

[Trini]

Leo Snart: "Barry, trust me. There's no outrunning grief.... That was a pun, I'm sorry."

Edited April 27, 2018 by Trini

[bettername2come]

Joe: Wally already sent us a bassinet...which was apparently owned by Moses.

[Trini]

Barry: [finds the info in 0.6 seconds]
Cisco: "... Or I can just, stand here and look pretty."

Harry: "Why can't Iris do it?"
Joe: "Because Iris knows exactly why I'm trying to distract Cecile. And therefore Barry knows, which means that Cisco knows...."

Ha! Now we know who the gossips on the team are!

[bettername2come]

Cisco: On the contrary, mon frary.

 

Joe: We can't partner with Amunet. She's a criminal.

Barry: She kidnapped you. She tried to sell me into meta-slavery.

Iris: And she ruined my bachelorette party!

 

Amunet: The professor turning everyone into a a dimwit is tragic. Brilliant, but tragic.

 

Amunet: Young man, David Caruso's got nothing on you.

 

Amunet: Okay. It is a bit time consuming to remove blood from metal.

[Trini]

Harry: "Mic drop!"
Iris: "Hold on to that mic,"
Harry: "It's imaginary..."

Diggle: "I hate you!"

Barry: "A little baby breach!"
Cisco: "That's right, Barry. A baby breach. And in time she'll blossom into maturity, but for now in Flashtime she's my little breachling."

^This was so extra! ?

[bettername2come]

Iris: The pot's still warm. You know what this means.

Harry: We can have tea.

[bettername2come]

Cisco: Force field, sucka.

 

Ralph: This is the Hellmouth?

 

Cisco: There could be a million Harrys in the world, but you're one of a kind.

Harry: I love you too.

[Trini]

Barry: "It's you and me, Iris."

[Trini]

Barry: "She could Marty McFly herself out of existence!"
Iris: "Mhmm - Terminator 2, yeah."
Barry: "No, that's Back to the - It doesn't matter."

Barry: "Whatever these negative tachyons are, it feel a lot more like science fiction than actual science."

Me: Well actually....

[bettername2come]

Cisco: Don't drink and vibe.

[Trini]

Caitlin: "What did you think we meant when we said Harry was from Earth 2?"
Ralph: "That he is from Earth also!"

[BaggythePanther]

(After seeing The Flash ring in action)

Cisco: Damn, Gina! I made that?

[bettername2come]

Cisco: If there’s one thing Team Flash is good at, it’s handing the future its own ass and then some.

 

Cisco: Please stop caring about me.

 

Singh: Iris, it’s a pleasure to see you - can we secure the crime scene, please?!

 

Ralph (whispering): Han shot second.

Cisco: That doesn’t even make sense!

 

Cisco: You cut my hair, I cut you.

 

Cisco (quoting Ralph): Accept the fact that she isn’t the love of your life, because if she were, she’d still be in it.

[Trini]

Joe: "[Vibe]'s just a masked do-gooder that shows up at crime scenes."
Cicada: "This could be a crime scene."

Cisco: "Barry, be a dear and check the building for a weasel in a porkpie hat, about yea tall, smells vaguely of poutine."

[bettername2come]

Iris: I'm gonna make you a banana.

Barry: You're gonna make me a - ?

Iris: I'm gonna make you a banana.

 

Caitlin: I assume you have a reason to be here besides murdering me?

 

Barry: Looks like you'll be trading this cell for another.

 

Sherloque: You were right. I was less right.

[Trini]

Cecile: "Nora, this is the West House. In it every West is given respect, most especially your mother."

Nora: "Mom! Holy shrap! You just threw yourself off a building to save Dad?! That was beyond schway!"

Barry: "You're crazy,"
Iris: "I am."
Barry: "Thank you, I love you."
Iris: "I love you."

Nora: "Weren't you afraid? You're not a speedster."
Iris: "No, I'm not. But my husband, and my partner, and my best friend is."

Cisco: "Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to HAL, Robbie, Data, and Colossus!"

[Trini]

Iris: "Since when did you guys become anti-Thanksgiving?"
Cisco: "Since a bunch of guys wearing hat buckles fed us some old bull, wrapped in lies, stuffed in propaganda! It's a deception turducken."

Iris: "I didn't see the Hummer coming."  [No one did!]

Nora: "Run Dad, run!"

Barry: "Guys, this better be good,"
Iris: "Yeah, we've got an after Thanksgiving tradition called 'sleeping'."

[Jediknight]

Lois: "Deck him, Barry!"
Clark and Kara just look at her
Lois: "What, he's a jerk."

Oliver: "I didn't realize, your thumb looks ridiculous."

Clark: "So much for truth in journalism."
Lois: "Says the reporter who writes about his own exploits as Superman."

Kara (in Green Arrow voice): "I'm the Green Arrow."
Barry (GA voice): "Wear a mask."
Oliver: "I don't sound like that."

Cisco: "Who are you?"
Clark: "A friend."

Edited December 10, 2018 by Jediknight

[bettername2come]

Iris: I've only got eyes for you, you know that.

Barry: If you touch her - 

Oliver: I did not touch her.

Barry: You thought about it.

[phoenics]

47 minutes ago, bettername2come said:

Iris: I've only got eyes for you, you know that.

Barry: If you touch her - 

Oliver: I did not touch her.

Barry: You thought about it.

This was so funny.

On 11/30/2018 at 4:18 AM, Trini said:

Iris: "Since when did you guys become anti-Thanksgiving?"
Cisco: "Since a bunch of guys wearing hat buckles fed us some old bull, wrapped in lies, stuffed in propaganda! It's a deception turducken."

Iris: "I didn't see the Hummer coming."  [No one did!]

Nora: "Run Dad, run!"

Barry: "Guys, this better be good,"
Iris: "Yeah, we've got an after Thanksgiving tradition called 'sleeping'."

Accompanied by Barry making a "sure we were 'sleeping'" face when Iris said that.  "Sleeping" was such a euphemism for something else.

[Trini]

From Elseworlds:

Oliver [as Barry]: "This should help," ::downs wine::
Iris: "I guess you forgot that you can't get drunk?"
Oliver: "This day could not get any worse."

Kara: "You guys, this is my cousin Clark. I'm so glad you get to meet!"
Barry: "Your cousin? That cousin? The super cousin?"

Ralph: "Man, it's not even Tuesday!"

Barry (to Iris): "No matter what mask I wear, I'll always show you my true face."

Edited January 4, 2019 by Trini

[Trini]

And from the Arrow Elseworld episode:

Barry: "Would hitching a ride in the Batmobile be out of the question?"
Batwoman: "Get. Out."

[bettername2come]

Sherloque: The Legends dropped off some books. 

 

Barry: What? Oh, come on, girl!

Nora: You're reading Mick's book?

Barry: It is...surprisingly well-written.

[Trini]

Nora: "I just stopped by the loft to pick up your blue suit. I figured you'd had enough of green."
Barry: "Hey, I made that green suit work, though!"

 

Hee! Wasn't expecting any references to the crossover.

[bettername2come]

Ralph: One drink? I'm buying.

Cisco: One drink. But only because you never pay for anything, and I'm really curious to see what hell looks like frozen over.

[Trini]

All the family feels from the last episode:

Barry: "I know any future with you in in will be a good one."

Iris: "You're an amazing woman, Nora West-Allen. And I will always love you, past, present, and future."

[Trini]

I just thought this was funny:

Nora: "...Dad was the Flash's #1 fan..."
Barry; in the museum that only exists because he's presumed dead in the future:

[Trini]

To Barry and Iris -

Sherloque: "You two did this."
Cisco: "You made her."
Sherloque: "You're responsible."

[MarkHB]

Nora: "What's wrong?"

Thawne: "The timeline. I've charted this timeline from Anthro The First Boy to Kamandi The Last."  Beautiful pair of deep pulls, there.

[Trini]

Ralph: "... You guys are like the Meghan and Harry of superhero royalty. Your love is eternal."

Iris: "I'm only going to say this once. You don't get to comment on us. ..." 

-- Yay, Iris/Thawne interaction! He seems weirdly invested in Barry & Iris, though.

[bettername2come]

Cisco: "We need to hack some tech. Let's kidnap Cisco!" What, did you join a Rogues' cover band?

*

Cisco: Chicken recognize chicken.