Quotes from The Flash:"Lightning... gave me abs?"

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Iris: Are you okay?
Barry: Yeah, it was just a bad dream. Go back to sleep.
Iris: Yeah, sure. I'm not completely wide awake after hearing you scream in your sleep.

Iris: Do not change the subject, Bartholomew.
Barry: Bartholomew? Am I in trouble?

Cisco: Let me give you some advice, Wally. Being a superhero's not about kicking ass. Nope, actually that's a straight up lie. It's a lot of ass kicking.

Barry: That's where my suit goes.
Cisco: Two suits, one mannequin. That's what we call a conundrum.

Barry: Whoa, you did all this?
HR: Yeah. I don't want to take all the credit. I'm too modest to do that, but yeah.

HR: Over there we have our specialty coffees. Oh, that reminds me. Caitlin, initially I had you targeted for ticketing but it occurs to me with a few lessons in foam art, you could very well man up - excuse me, woman up - our cappuccino stand. What do you think?

Hologram Cisco: Welcome to Star Labs.
Cisco: I'm sorry, did you make a hologram of me?
HR: You made it perfectly clear you didn't want to be a tour guide. You're not. You're a virtual tour guide.
Cisco: Guess what? That falls under the umbrella of not wanting to be a tour guide.
Hologram Cisco: My name is Francisco Ramon. I wasn't always the esteemed engineer you see before you. It was my love of SCIENCE that allowed me to overcome my tough upbringing and join Star Labs before our beautiful and handsome founder Harrison Wells stepped down.

Julian: Hello. Am I in for another kidnapping?

Iris: Okay, so we're up against a guy with a futuristic rifle that steals jewelry and looks like a pirate.

Julian: I know I was rude yesterday.
Caitlin: Yeah, you were a world class jerk.
Julian: There is a reason.
Caitlin: Because you ARE a world class jerk?
Julian: Fair enough.

HR: I think that a man often meets his destiny on the very road he takes to avoid it.

Wally: I got you guys a plant. That's like the standard housewarming gift, right?
HR: On my earth, we give reptiles. I present to you Snertle the Turtle. Careful. She bites.

Barry: We all talked it over, and welcome to the team.
Julian: Are you being serious? Thank you. This is so exciting. My last team, they were all murdered by Savitar.
Caitlin: We need to work on your small talk skills.

HR: I asked myself to say a few words on this occasion. A home is more than bricks and mortar and a turtle.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

HR: The thing they never tell you about fighting villains is that nothing ever stays the same. The harder you work to take down the bad guys, the more they up their game. Fortunately, our team has a secret weapon of its own: a man of science, a man of action, and that man's name is HR Wells.

Julian: Surely all your adventures are not this disorganized?

Julian: I think what you're proposing is impossible. Therefore, you will fail.
Barry: Why?
Julian: Multiverses may be a new concept to me, but mathematics is not.

Barry: [Julian] is right. He's kind of a dick about it, but you can't argue with his math.

Cisco: So you tracked {HR} here?

Gypsy: Honestly, it wasn't that hard, not when he's beaming HR Wells' Adventures in the Multiverse back chapter by chapter.

Cisco reading HR's book: "As Francisco threw back his lustrous locks and laughed, I outlined my plan for neutralizing the rampaging creature." It goes on like this for pages.

Iris: Sometimes I wish we had normal people problems.

Iris: How dangerous could this be? I don't die until May.

Cisco: You never answered Caitlin's question.
HR: About why I put mustard on my fries?

Barry: What are you doing?
Cisco: I'm challenging her to trial by combat.
Barry: No, no, he isn't. I am. I'm going to fight you.
Gypsy: Well that one spoke first.
Barry: What? That's like a real rule?
Cisco: By the laws of Earth-19, I hereby challenge you for possession of HR Wells. If you want, we can solve this another way. There's a great spot for drinks.
Gypsy: You realize trial by combat is to the death.
Cisco: Yeah, for the loser.

Gypsy: You're cute but you talk too much.

Edited February 6, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

HR: Game of speculation? Are we betting? Yeah, I'm in. On my earth, financial wagering was banned after an unfortunate incident with Vice-President Al Capone.

HR: Put me down for an Abe Lincoln.
Caitlin: Huh?
HR: A hundred. Put me down for whatever is a hundred on this earth.

Caitlin: You know, I used to think Barry was overreacting when he complained about sharing a lab with [Julian] but now I understand his frustration.

[bettername2come]

Cisco: HR, you put your life in my hands, so I know for a fact you like high stakes. How much you in for?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

[Jessie hugs HR]
HR: Yes, that's how you say good morning, people - with hugs!

Julian: What does Caitlin think of all this multiverse hopping? Does she approve?
Barry: She's coming with me.
Julian: You're letting her go?
Barry: It's her choice.
Julian: Allen, 'it's not a wise move. She can barely control her cold powers as is.
Barry: We might need her for Grodd.
Julian: Grodd? Telepathic gorilla?
Barry: Yeah.
Julian: Where are you going? Are you going to Planet of the Apes?
Barry: No, it's just a city of them. Will you cover for me?
Julian: Are you going to Planet of the Apes?
Barry: I'm not going to Planet of the Apes. Would you calm down?

Cisco: Earth-2 Africa, not hot. Guess global warming's not really a thing here. But bugs are.

Cisco: Speedster versus super gorilla. Best worst video game ever.

HR: Just my opinion, but what do I know? I'm just a handsomer guy than your dad with a song in his heart. Good luck, Jessie.

HR: I forgot how handsome you are.
Harrison: Oh, I forgot you're still here.
HR: Yeah, still here.
Harrison: I guess we have your technical genius to thank for getting us out of that fix.
HR: No, no, nah.
Cisco: Nah. You were completely right about him. He's a total fraud. He's not even a scientist and I'm sure he couldn't even remember an ATM code if he tried.
HR: All those numbers.
Harrison: It's only four digits! Why is he still here?
Cisco: Because we couldn't do it without him.
HR: Thank you, Francesco!
Harrison: Francesco?
Cisco: Don't ask.

[Trini]

Joe got a mention in TVLine's Quotes of the Week. It's a thankless role, but somebody has to dumb things down for the audience.

Quote

THE FLASH

“Slow down, why did your dad go to Gorilla City?”

“Slow down even further — what is a Gorilla City?”

Barry (Grant Gustin) and Joe (Jesse L. Martin) process Jesse’s bananas news

Edited February 26, 2017 by Trini

[Trini]

Cisco: "Where's my love doughnut?"

later in episode:
"I'mma marry that woman. Yeah."

Edited March 1, 2017 by Trini

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Iris: You're in a good mood for 6:30 in the morning.
Barry: We got pancakes and waffles and French toast, bacon and sausage perfectly cooked, and I picked up some of that dark roast that you love so much.

Harrison: What are the balls for?
HR: Do you know what those are? Lanterns. You know what I always say: a fella that can't tell the difference between balls and lanterns is in trouble when the lights go out.
[HR watches Harrison brush his teeth]
HR: Ohhhhh, you go front to back. Toothbrushing. You go front to back. Cause I'm a small circles kind of guy. I wonder how the other Wells brushes his teeth.
Harrison: The murderer?
HR: I'm fascinated by the subtle differences between us.
Harrison: And the not so subtle ones.
HR: Like what?
Harrison: Like the fact that I'm a genius and you're a moron.

Jessie: So this is HR's contribution to the team? Being Martha Stewart?

HR: I'm not really good with this [bow and arrow]. I gotta take some lessons from that guy in the green elf suit over there in Star City

Jessie: {HR} sure is nothing like my dad. He's so sweet and thoughtful and understanding.

Harrison: You're both adults. I respect your decision. Don't screw it up.

Barry: Any sign of [Grodd] yet?
Cisco: Not since you asked thirty seconds ago.
Barry: He's a giant gorilla who's probably leading an army of giant gorillas. How can you not find him?

HR: We Wellses don't fool easily, do we, Hard Hat?
Harrison: Don't call me Hard Hat.

Joe: Hold on, y'all want to put a bunch of magnets against my skull to look into the mind of a psychotic, murderous ape?
Harrison: Yeah.
Joe: Fine.

Barry: I think that sometimes the only way to stop bad things from happening is just to get rid of what's causing them.

HR: I remembered from a renowned poet from my earth, Alfred Yankovic.
Iris: Are you talking about Weird Al?
HR: Why? Cause of the hair?

Caitlin: As Cisco would say, yahtzee!
Cisco: I would say that.
[Cisco fistbumps Caitlin]

Iris: Can we stop [the missile] from here?
Cisco: Military weapons are basically analog. I mean, they still use floppy discs.

Barry: Wells how long do we have?
HR: Two minutes, Barry.
Harrison: Two minutes? Ten seconds. Can you not even tell time?
HR: That's what I said. Ten seconds.

Edited March 9, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Cisco: Please refrain from using "milk" as a verb from now on.

Barry: Best man?
HR: I'll do it! Of course.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

HR: Look, gang, I don't understand the speed force but there are plenty of people in this world who do.
Cisco: Am I correct in assuming there's a point coming?
HR: My point is why can't you use your knowledge to fashion some kind of safety precaution for young BA right here so that while he's in the speed force, he doesn't get lost?
Cisco: Oh, so you're saying I can just whip up some kind of interdimensional tether to just anchor him to the universe?
HR: Yeah.
Cisco: That's exactly what I can do.
HR: Now we're cooking with helium!

Cisco: There's a negative world? Really? They have Super Mario on Earth 2?

Cisco: Man, I don't know what this is. All I know is it just came off the armor of some Hindu speed god.
Caitlin: It's like the box the philosopher's stone came in. It simultaneously exists and doesn't exist.
HR: Like Schroeder's cat. Remember? Schroeder? The guy with the cat in the box both dead and alive at the same time - dun dun dun - which by the way, seems like cruelty for animals half the time.
Cisco: I think you're thinking of Schrödinger maybe?
HR: Schröding- no.
Cisco: Yeah, because Schroeder's the guy from Peanuts.
HR: I don't think so.
Caitlin: Yeah, the one with the piano.
HR: Charlie Brown has the piano. On my earth, that's the whole gag because he can't play the piano. He's terrible.
Jessie: Omigawd, who cares about cats or pianos or the fricking Peanuts?
HR: It's not THE Peanuts. It's just Peanuts.

HR: Hold your roll, Jessie Quick.

Julian: I can't believe I'm uttering the words, but I actually agree with HR.

Caitlin: We're going to find [Wally].
Jessie: When?
HR: When the real Flash gets back. That came out wrong.

[bettername2come]

Barry: I didn't want to make this a gender thing, I just wanted to kick the door in.

 

Cisco: We win or we lose as a team.

 

Kara: I've had it up to here with magical creeps.

 

Cisco: This problem right here needs someone with...green skin and a sickass cape.

 

Barry: At least we'll be single together. 

Kara: Has saying that ever made anyone feel better?

Barry: Debatable. 

 

Gangster Dads: You got a problem with that?

Barry: No! I love musicals, so...

 

Barry: Wow! Things are a lot easier in musicals.

 

Cisco: Man! How'd you get out of the cell?!

 

Cisco (re: Barry singing karaoke): How did we not make a gif of that?

 

Kara: If you lie to me again, I will drop a mountain on you.

Mon-El: Figuratively?

Kara: No, I mean geologically.

Edited March 22, 2017 by bettername2come

[GHScorpiosRule]

Barry and Kara in response to Cutter Morgan's edict that they both work for him:

"We're the what now?"

Throwback to what Barry and Kara said to each other when Barry arrived on Kara's Earth last season.???

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Mon-El: We need to find whoever did this to Kara and punch him repeatedly until he reverses whatever spell he put on her. And I get to punch him first.

Kara: [Mon-El] is not my boyfriend. He is just a boy. Who is not my friend. He's my nothing.

Kara: My sister says I put the Kara in karaoke.

Barry: I don't know who you are. Obviously you're someone who's quick with a knife.

Music Meister: We're inside your head. You created this world. And we got lucky because it could have been a war movie or a space opera.

Kara: Remember, she might look like Iris but she is not Iris.
Barry: I know. This is going to be weird.
Kara: I'm glad we haven't seen anyone that looks like Mon-El. I'd probably punch him in the face just for the fun of it.

Iris as Millie: Alright, you caught us.
Mon-El as Tommy: We're in love.
Kara: Ugh, gross.

Caitlin: Guys, we have a problem. Well, another problem.

Cisco: Look, John, I respect this whole special agent situation you got going on, but this problem right here needs someone with...green skin and a sick ass cape.

Iris as Millie: Our fathers hate each other. Our love is forbidden.
Barry: This is just like West Side Story.
Kara: I was thinking more Fantasticks.

Iris as Millie: Okay, we'll do it.
Kara: Uh, convincing people in musicals is really easy.

Iris as Millie: Dads
Barry: Dads?
Millie's two dads: You got a problem with that?
Barry: No, I love musicals.

Stein: He's a hooligan! His father's a hooligan! His mother's-
Joe as Diggsy: Hey, not in front of the girl.

Music Meister: Now if you don't mind, I'm just going to chill in this wonderfully decorated cell of yours.

Music Meister: Love is about letting yourself be saved.

Edited March 22, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[bettername2come]

This one amused me so much more than it should have in rewatch:

Barry: Leave your jacket on!

He just sounds so exasperated. 

[bettername2come]

Cisco: If two metas from two different universes with the same vibrational powers can't make it work, what hope is there?

[Trini]

Cecile: "You sing?"
Barry: "Not as good as Joe!"
Joe: -sputters-"Shut up, Barry."

[Trini]

Joe: "I am not as easy with running as some other members of my family."

Tracy: "... Triple espresso with a shot of cayenne."
HR: "Marry me...."

HR: "...but I gave [Tracy] a rousing and reassuring pep talk, so I think she's okay."
Cisco: "Mmm - That's why she left."

[Trini]

Savitar: "I forgot to tell you... my suit's cooler than yours!"

Cisco: "Please tell me you at least have Star Trek on your earth."
HR: "Voyager."
Cisco: "I hate spinoffs."

Amnesia!Barry: [Completely fails at catching object] "Sorry."
Julian: "Oh my lord..."
Cisco: "He's like, god-awful."
Julian: "He's pathetic!

Even Amnesia Barry has game:
Iris: "...It's really nice to see you smiling so much."
Barry: "I mean, how could I not, knowing I'm going to be with you the rest of my life."

Julian: [About Heat Monger] "Such an embarring name!"
Cisco: [to Heat Monger] "I like it. I think it's great."

[bettername2come]

Joe: I thought he was with the Legends.

Barry: He is.

Cisco: No. He dead.

 

Snart: Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go off the rails. Throw away the plan.

 

Barry: ARGUS should ask for their money back.

 

Snart: You didn't just recruit me for my skills as a thief. You wanted a partner who wouldn't mind if you got all murdery.

 

Snart: I like Shark Week. I'm not a marine biologist.

 

Snart: If Cisco saves my life, tell him I'll put in a good word with my sister.

 

Cisco: I know you're here! Come out and face me like a wo-man!

[dkb]

1 hour ago, bettername2come said:

Snart: Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go off the rails. Throw away the plan.

 

 

The best part of this line was his face and hand motion at "throw away the plan."

[ohjoy]

15 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Snart: Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go off the rails. Throw away the plan.

There's a life lesson right there.

All these awesome Snart quotes.... GAH, I love Leonard Snart so much.

[Trini]

Cisco: "Oh, I see.You want me to alter it. Well, what do you want me to alter it into? Like a hair dryer? Or a waffle maker? Oh, I know, maybe something to fix that thin crust pizza you call a face."

Savitar: "I don't know, Barry; maybe I get off on watching you grovel."
Ummmmm....! There's that fanfiction fuel I was talking about.

Savitar: "How do we explain me at the wedding? And do I sit bride side or groom side?"

Kinda with Savitar, on this this one; this threesome was not thought out.

Gypsy: "These eyes are highly trained! And I know you were in danger because I vibed it across the multiverse! I can't believe this is the thanks I get for saving you!"
Cisco: "This isn't thanks - this is the opposite of thanks! Wait - how did you vibe that I was in trouble?"
Gypsy: "Because we are connected.... Jackass!"

 

Cisco: "Two-face told me you guys were dead!"
So... is this a Batman easter egg? ?

[bettername2come]

On 3/27/2017 at 11:04 AM, bettername2come said:

This one amused me so much more than it should have in rewatch:

Barry: Leave your jacket on!

He just sounds so exasperated. 

Rewatching and just noticed the part afterward, Music Meister keeps talking, but Barry looks around confused after he tosses his jacket and says "Where'd it go?"

[Karlophe]

On 5/30/2017 at 6:45 PM, Trini said:

Savitar: "How do we explain me at the wedding? And do I sit bride side or groom side?"

Kinda with Savitar, on this this one; this threesome was not thought out.

I'll give you that one. But I still could not believe when he started whining about where he'd sit at the wedding. It's like he's a walking magnification of our Barry's sulkiest tendencies. I mean! Really. You don't hear Joe complaining. ?

[bettername2come]

Iris: Duck!

Wally: I don't see no duck.

 

Cisco: Tell me he did not just speak Japanese.

Wally: I can do things.

 

Barry: I feel like I've been reborn.

Cisco: Well, okay, Speedy Jesus.

[Trini]

Iris: "You came back to me."
Barry: "Always."

Me: ?

[Trini]

Joe: "Those are my loves, babe. They're going in the coffin with me when I die."
Cecile: "Okay maybe we can bury them now, and you can just join them at a later date?"
Joe: "Oh, you got jokes?"

[bettername2come]

Iris: No promises, speedster. You whoosh, you lose. 

 

Cisco: Oh, good lord, why would you show me that?!

(I'm gonna need this as a reaction gif)

 

Barry: We've been to a few funerals.

 

Cisco: Take note, people, it's only boring if it doesn't pay off.

 

Iris: You're gonna write down that he ran out of here, aren't you?

Therapist: Yes.

 

Iris: If we're not on the same page, Barry, people could die. Metaphorically. 

 

Joe and Caitlin: Self-destruct?!

Cisco: I'm sorry, have we not faced an evil version of Barry before?

[Trini]

2 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Cisco: Oh, good lord, why would you show me that?!

(I'm gonna need this as a reaction gif)

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Cisco: "Easy, it's just the Motherboard of the Month, July of '07, okay? Look at her - "
Gypsy: "Kinda wish it was a girl."

Cisco: "If you're going to vibe blast me, can I at least pick the spot?"

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

{paraphrasing funny quotes}

Iris:  "... Hello?"
Operator:  "Hello.  You have a collect call from (Barry:  "GUYS!   HELP ME!").  Do you accept the charges?"
Iris:  "WE ACCEPT THE CHARGES!"

Cisco:  "Oh come on.  Everybody knows that when a woman says 'Everthing's fine', it really means she's pissed off."
Caitlin:  "AMEN!"  *holding hand up for a hi5, while Cisco and Gypsy just look at her*  ....  I'll just be going now."

Iris:  "What are you doing?"
Barry:  "I'm just catching up on my shows I missed while I was gone.  Cisco sped up the playback by a factor of 10,000(?) so it wouldn't take long.   Oh, Jon Snow died.  Wait, he's alive!"

Edited October 18, 2017 by iRarelyWatchTV36

[ohjoy]

On 10/17/2017 at 9:00 PM, bettername2come said:

Cisco: Oh, good lord, why would you show me that?!

(I'm gonna need this as a reaction gif)

 

On 10/18/2017 at 0:29 AM, Trini said:

 

His LOL line for me was just after that:

"This completely ruins sriracha for me."

[bettername2come]

Cisco: You have failed this city!

 

Harry: There's no such thing as luck.

Cisco: Tell that to my cousin Hector. He got jinxed by an ex. Hasn't been able to find a mall parking spot in three years.

 

Iris: A cat burglar literally burgled her cat.

 

Cisco: Don't touch the satellite!

Harry: I'll be touching it!

Cisco: Don't!

 

Barry: If we can stop evil time-traveling speedsters from destroying the planet, we can find a wedding venue.

 

Cisco: This is exactly why we didn’t contact you because the last thing we need around here is more of your salty-ass attitude.

 

Barry: So the water valve is in the crawlspace. Don’t ever go in the crawlspace.

 

Cisco: Did you make a lot of friends there? Are they all tall, brooding dudes with bad haircuts?

[Trini]

3 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Cisco: Tell that to my cousin Hector. He got jinxed by an ex. Hasn't been able to find a mall parking spot in three years.

For me this one was great because of Carlos' delivery!

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Cecile  [or was it the plumber?]:  "This house is, uh..."
Joe:  "Bitchin'?"

Edited October 26, 2017 by iRarelyWatchTV36

[opus]

Just now, iRarelyWatchTV36 said:

Cecile:  "This house is..."
Joe:  "Bitchin'?"

Wasn't that a cryptic clue in the this season's opener?

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

16 minutes ago, opus said:

Wasn't that a cryptic clue in the this season's opener?

Yes, but I'm trying to figure out if that is the actual line that Barry foretold or did Joe know about it from the team and used it in his own way to describe the situation?  Time will tell.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Cisco:  "Really (kid's name)?  Shooting people in the back??"
(kid's name at laser tag arcade):  "Suck it, old man!"
Barry:  "Hey!  He just...." *makes gestures*

[bettername2come]

Joe: There’s no warmth, there’s no glow, and I ain’t no damn Lite Brite.

 

Breacher: You look like someone I once sent my daughter to kill.

Harry: I get that a lot.

 

Cisco: Did you see that face? That face has killed people. I’m not joking. Gypsy said that actually happened.

 

Harry: You have ridiculous hair, he has ridiculous hair…

 

Caitlin: Why is the scariest person I’ve ever seen roaming our halls?

Joe and Barry: Cisco.

 

Iris: He’s handsome in a square-jawed Oliver Queen kind of way.

 

Caitlin: Oliver Queen is hot.

Iris: Amen, hallelujah.

 

Joe: Four years seeing this stuff, I finally puked.

 

Breacher: I don’t know.

Cisco: He got away?

Breacher: I don’t know where you go when you die.

 

Gypsy: Damn. He’s hunting him.

 

Cisco: * holds up a machete*

Harry: Too much.

 

Ralph Dibny: I want to know what it is.

Caitlin: It’s seventeen percent alcohol.

Ralph: You should’ve led with that, sister.

 

Cisco: Cynthia?! What’s your dad’s name?

Breacher: Josh.

 

Ralph: I’d laugh really hard right now, but I’m afraid my face would fall off again.

[Trini]

Harry: "You're a fine, upstanding, smart, well-groomed young man. Any father would be happy to have you date his daughter -- except me. Can't date my daughter, alright? Can't date Jesse. Jesse is off-limits."
Cisco: "Went for the compliment, did not stick the landing."

[bettername2come]

Barry: Felicity! How did you get in here?

Felicity: I literally just walked in.

 

Barry: This isn't really my speed.

Ralph: Speed jokes? You're better than that.

 

Cisco: I volunteer to be designated superhero.

 

Cecille: Who was that Medusa Man?

Felicity: You know that is not a Cisco-approved name.

 

Ralph: So I should be like Captain Discreet over there?

Barry: I'm The Flash! Whoo!

 

Killer Frost: (hurts guy) I'm sorry, I thought touching without permission is what you wanted.

 

Felicity: Oh, my God! You're like The Incredible Hulk! I said that with too much chutzpah. 

 

Barry: Joe, why didn't Rose make room for Jack on the door? There was plenty of room for both of them.

 

Villain: Is there any part of the way that I'm dressed that leads you to believe I want to be called "ma'am?"

[Trini]

Cisco: [sees Killer Frost] "I'm so tired. I'm SO tired. Can we just do this tomorrow, please?"

Edited November 9, 2017 by Trini

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Felicity:  Eww!!  I meant get rid of your pants, not your eye!

drunk!Barry:  *while turning head to the side*  Fwoooosh.
Cisco:  Barry, what did you just do?
drunk!Barry:  I just ran to the bar to get some peanuts.
Joe:  You never left your seat.
drunk!Barry:  Or did I?

Cisco:  Hey, buddy, what's with the sad face over there?
drunk!Barry:  I, just, really like chicken wings so much!

Joe:  Everybody stop!  I'm a cop.  *gets tackled* 
drunk!Barry:  *stands up and raises fists in the air*  I'm the Flash!

Edited November 9, 2017 by iRarelyWatchTV36

[bettername2come]

Caitlin: I haven't been this tired since Killer Frost decided to go to Burning Man.

 

Cisco: Harry! You listened to me! I'm so proud of you!

 

Barry: You remember back in the day when we wouldn't calmly consider a a stone statue our primary suspect?

Joe: No, no I don't.

 

Wells 2.0: We had a Cisco on my earth once. He was delicious.

 

Cisco: Either that or you fight crime naked. Nope! Don't fight crime naked!

 

Cisco: Sometimes...you're a wizard, Harry.

 

Ralph: For the love of Jeff Goldblum, stop!

[bettername2come]

How'd I miss this one?

Barry: One day, I'm gonna throw a lightning bolt so far up -

[Jediknight]

Wells: "Miss?"
Marlize DeVoe: "Mrs. Marlize DeVoe."
Wells: "DeVoe? DeVoe? I expect that would make the gentleman to your right, your husband? Clifford DeVoe, I'm a big fan of your work. Sir, I believe it will have an enormous impact on our future. Thank you for coming, and Professor, good luck."

[Trini]

Barry: “My Spidey sense is just tingling way off the charts.”

I wonder if they put in a Spiderman reference because Gustin's Barry has been compared to Peter Parker from the start?

[bettername2come]

This was from Arrow, but it's Flash related and warmed my heart:

Iris: I just mean there is so much out there for us to be afraid of-- multiple earths, aliens, doppelgangers from the third reich. I mean, what else is coming? And that thought wakes me up at night.

Felicity: How do you ever get back to sleep?

Iris: Barry's by my side. 

[Trini]

I keep thinking about this from "Girls Night Out":

Ralph: "Speed jokes? You're better than that, Allen."

Me -- Is he, though? Is he?

[bettername2come]

Iris: From Oliver and Felicity - It's an espresso machine. It wasn't on the registry, but I guess getting married during our wedding wasn't on the registry either. I'm not bitter.

 

Iris: This is like a lifetime supply of store credit. Why would Rory think we needed 40 toasters?

Barry: He said there was some kind of fire sale...

Iris: He stole them.

Barry: He definitely stole them.

 

Joe: If something happened to Barry, there ain't a restraining order on earth that would keep me from getting you.

 

Ralph: I'm the dick. Private and public.

 

Cisco: You a time traveler? Cause those white girl dreads came straight from the 90s.

[Trini]

Cisco: "Joe, do you mind if I -"
Joe: "Take that to your house."