Season 13 Live Chat

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh lordy, the chair gave way. Have we ever seen this before?

I jumped off of the couch to try and catch her!

[MagicEyes]

I might get fired from my job this week, so I need some snarking and laughter. Thanks everybody!

[ams1001]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone have anecdotes?

It was pouring rain when I left work, I couldn't make a turn because of two cars blocking the end of the road, so I had to keep going straight, which if I kept going would force me onto a highway I really don't want to be on in blinding rain in the dark (it wasn't fully dark at that moment but it would be soon) during rush hour (or really any time, actually), so I turned at a light intending to find a place to turn around and backtrack. So I was on a street I'm not familiar with and it was raining so hard I couldn't even see the lines on the road (I think it was two lanes..?), so I pulled into the first parking lot I could and sat there for about ten minutes before the rain let up a little. By the time I made it back past the road I wanted to turn at, there were police and tow trucks, so I kept going back to the next light (which I could have turned at in the first place but didn't because I wasn't going to get through the green arrow; it's right by the turnpike entrance and there's a lot of traffic and sometimes it's easier to just go to the next light). So I finally got over to the road I needed to be on, which sometimes gets flooded spots but thankfully wasn't too bad. Got out to the highway, made it to my exit, got around the jughandle and around the bend to find I couldn't go straight, and the cones and arrows wanted us to turn right but I wasn't sure where that would take me, so I turned left into the grocery store instead, cut across to the highway I had just gotten off of in the other direction, went down to the bookstore and cut through their lot to the road that I live off of (about a mile and a half away) only to find that there was a flooded spot just after the next side street. So I turned down that street, down another road, out to Main Street, down another side street to a light by a school to get back on my road, and finally made it home. Normally it takes me about 30-40 minutes to get home; I left work at 5:34 and got home at 6:47.

[sainte-chapelle]

 

[Red Bridey]

I don't miss driving home in the dark and the rain. Not at all!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

It was pouring rain when I left work, I couldn't make a turn because of two cars blocking the end of the road, so I had to keep going straight, which if I kept going would force me onto a highway I really don't want to be on in blinding rain in the dark (it wasn't fully dark at that moment but it would be soon) during rush hour (or really any time, actually), so I turned at a light intending to find a place to turn around and backtrack. So I was on a street I'm not familiar with and it was raining so hard I couldn't even see the lines on the road (I think it was two lanes..?), so I pulled into the first parking lot I could and sat there for about ten minutes before the rain let up a little. By the time I made it back past the road I wanted to turn at, there were police and tow trucks, so I kept going back to the next light (which I could have turned at in the first place but didn't because I wasn't going to get through the green arrow; it's right by the turnpike entrance and there's a lot of traffic and sometimes it's easier to just go to the next light). So I finally got over to the road I needed to be on, which sometimes gets flooded spots but thankfully wasn't too bad. Got out to the highway, made it to my exit, got around the jughandle and around the bend to find I couldn't go straight, and the cones and arrows wanted us to turn right but I wasn't sure where that would take me, so I turned left into the grocery store instead, cut across to the highway I had just gotten off of in the other direction, went down to the bookstore and cut through their lot to the road that I live off of (about a mile and a half away) only to find that there was a flooded spot just after the next side street. So I turned down that street, down another road, out to Main Street, down another side street to a light by a school to get back on my road, and finally made it home. Normally it takes me about 30-40 minutes to get home; I left work at 5:34 and got home at 6:47.

What an adventure! Glad you got home safe.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tragic accident. Now Lashanta has to eat more to heal the scars.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Oh I remember this. They cursed her for filth.

[MagicEyes]

Houston FD has an attitude!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Houston FD has an attitude!

Dude has no fucks to give. Did she lose 100 lbs though?

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I might get fired from my job this week, so I need some snarking and laughter. Thanks everybody!

Oh no! That is the worst feeling in the world. At the risk of sounding Pollyanna-ish, could it be a blessing in disguise? You'll find yourself something better where you're happier and people appreciate you? I know you'll land on your feet because you are awesome! 

[Suzywriter]

That was inappropriate of the EMT to tell her she needed to lose weight.

 

[MagicEyes]

My boss is horrible and it's going to be a huge relief, but I can't find another job right now because I have some health issues. And disability doesn't even pay enough to cover the rent. ☹️ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

9 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I might get fired from my job this week, so I need some snarking and laughter. Thanks everybody!

Whenever you land, they’ll be lucky to have you.

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What an adventure! Glad you got home safe.

Me, too. It was scary.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

My boss is horrible and it's going to be a huge relief, but I can't find another job right now because I have some health issues. And disability doesn't even pay enough to cover the rent. ☹️ 

Will you be able to collect unemployment? I mean I know that's not much either. Shit. I'm so sorry. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whenever you land, they’ll be lucky to have you.

😊 Thank you! I think so too. 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Will you be able to collect unemployment? I mean I know that's not much either. Shit. I'm so sorry. 

I'm in North Carolina, and the unemployment here is skimpy, if I even quality for it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Me, too. It was scary.

You must have felt like you were in a Twilight Zone episode. Getting home must have been a huge relief!

Edited 6 hours ago by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

I didn't eat the Twinkie. I just like knowing that I own one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly borrowed some makeup from Nurse Maybelline.

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You must have felt like you were in a Twilight Zone episode. Getting home must have been a huge relief!

I'm getting to the age where I hate driving at night, add in pouring rain and wet roads reflecting all the lights and it's hell.

[MagicEyes]

Emotional Support Twinkies!

I like Chocodiles (they're like chocolate-covered Twinkies), but I haven't seen those for a while. 

She can burn some calories blinking her eyes with those hefty eyelashes!

That looks like a salad with a lot of mayo. I'm pretty sure that's not on Dr. Now's diet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t think the pint of salad dressing is on the diet.

[Chicklet]

Looks like brooms attached to her eyelids.

And that is no healthy salad woman. 

[sainte-chapelle]

All I see is cheese, sour cream and bacon….but she says no to the crackers…Jesus

[Auntie Anxiety]

As she daintily dabs her mouth with the napkin…..

[MagicEyes]

I hope the Alec & Hilary show doesn't get renewed. I'm so very tired of these people. I don't even care if cute children are involved. 

[Suzywriter]

Lashanta does have decorating skill.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord I bought a stability excercise pad for my physiotherapy and my cat is already playing with it and lying on it..I JUST opened it

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

As she daintily dabs her mouth with the napkin…..

She's very refined. A regular Princess Grace. 

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

It was pouring rain when I left work, I couldn't make a turn because of two cars blocking the end of the road, so I had to keep going straight, which if I kept going would force me onto a highway I really don't want to be on in blinding rain in the dark (it wasn't fully dark at that moment but it would be soon) during rush hour (or really any time, actually), so I turned at a light intending to find a place to turn around and backtrack. So I was on a street I'm not familiar with and it was raining so hard I couldn't even see the lines on the road (I think it was two lanes..?), so I pulled into the first parking lot I could and sat there for about ten minutes before the rain let up a little. By the time I made it back past the road I wanted to turn at, there were police and tow trucks, so I kept going back to the next light (which I could have turned at in the first place but didn't because I wasn't going to get through the green arrow; it's right by the turnpike entrance and there's a lot of traffic and sometimes it's easier to just go to the next light). So I finally got over to the road I needed to be on, which sometimes gets flooded spots but thankfully wasn't too bad. Got out to the highway, made it to my exit, got around the jughandle and around the bend to find I couldn't go straight, and the cones and arrows wanted us to turn right but I wasn't sure where that would take me, so I turned left into the grocery store instead, cut across to the highway I had just gotten off of in the other direction, went down to the bookstore and cut through their lot to the road that I live off of (about a mile and a half away) only to find that there was a flooded spot just after the next side street. So I turned down that street, down another road, out to Main Street, down another side street to a light by a school to get back on my road, and finally made it home. Normally it takes me about 30-40 minutes to get home; I left work at 5:34 and got home at 6:47.

Jughandle? You must be in NJ! 
I once thought of a sign as you enter the state that says, “Welcome to New Jersey, keep right to turn left” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good Lord I bought a stability excercise pad for my physiotherapy and my cat is already playing with it and lying on it..I JUST opened it

So naughty.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Emotional Support Twinkies!

I like Chocodiles (they're like chocolate-covered Twinkies), but I haven't seen those for a while. 

She can burn some calories blinking her eyes with those hefty eyelashes!

That looks like a salad with a lot of mayo. I'm pretty sure that's not on Dr. Now's diet. 

Chocodiles are extinct, alas! 😱

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Jughandle? You must be in NJ! 
I once thought of a sign as you enter the state that says, “Welcome to New Jersey, keep right to turn left” 

I am, indeed!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So naughty.

Now she is biting it…out of reach it goes. Already has puncture marks 😂 

[Chicklet]

Nice wedding camo there.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Emotional Support Twinkies!

I like Chocodiles (they're like chocolate-covered Twinkies), but I haven't seen those for a while. 

She can burn some calories blinking her eyes with those hefty eyelashes!

That looks like a salad with a lot of mayo. I'm pretty sure that's not on Dr. Now's diet. 

Chocodiles are extinct, alas! 😱

[sainte-chapelle]

Something is going on that the family couldn’t be there….this is the saddest wedding ever but as long as they are happy. The guy in camouflage..I can’t..

Edited 6 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Sad, thrown together wedding in some shitty park, complete with a handful of depressed looking guests. 

[magemaud]

Are these witnesses the park maintenance crew? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So they paid some guys from the local homeless shelter to come to the wedding?  Or are they production assistants?

[Suzywriter]

Who the heck are those motley wedding guests?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So they paid some guys from the local homeless shelter to come to the wedding?  Or are they production assistants?

Yes. Of course, it's not a patch on any of the glorious weddings we've seen on Love After Lockup. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her husband reminds me of a male Amy Slatton 

[Pepper Mostly]

Where are they walking to? Cab stand? 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I'm sick of her and her appointments. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Her laigs were real heavy. No shit, they must weigh two hundred pounds each. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh she sounds and looks like a large Smurfette

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Lashanta doesn’t skimp on the blue eyeshadow and lipstick.

[Chicklet]

They waddled off into the sunset.