S06.E11: Eat, Play, Lie

[TwirlyGirly]

Dempsey reaches a breaking point while Statler battles a panic attack at sea; Shekinah gives Sarper a stern ultimatum; James makes a heartbreaking admission to Tatha; Sean bonds with Joanne's sons but feels the pressure of keeping secrets.

➡️Air date: 9/9/2024

CHEAT SHEET 

Season 6 Cast: Names & Locations 

The Agony... (Returning couples):

Shekinah (California) & Sarper (Turkey)

Statler (Texas) & Dempsey (England)

...and the Ecstasy (New couples):

Josh (S. Carolina) & Lily (China)

James (Maine) & Meitalia (Indonesia)

Corona (Pennsylvania) & Ingi (Iceland)

Joanne (New York) & Sean (Ireland)

 

[surfgirl]

Who here thinks Tata will get pregnant accidentally on purpose very soon? 

Stapler is such an effing downer. She should be paying Dempsey to hang out with her. Maybe Demps should have pushed her overboard, for her sake and for ours. Stapler uses anxiety as an excuse for being BSC. And it's always everyone else's fault. It's Dempsey's fault that SHE can't handle Stapler's panic attacks?!? WTAF?!

Shekkinah needs to go home ffs. How anyone can even look at Sarper and see anything other than a walking STI machine is beyond me.

The lonely middle aged lady with two teen boys and a secret marriage to what she thinks is a hot, sexy, tatted up Irish stud muffin? Yeah this is going to work out just peachy. 🙄

Edited September 10 by surfgirl

[SunnyBeBe]

18 hours ago, surfgirl said:

Who here thinks Tata will get pregnant accidentally on purpose very soon? 

Stapler is such an effing downer. She should be paying Dempsey to hang out with her. Maybe Demps should have pushed her overboard, for her sake and for ours. Stapler uses anxiety as an excuse for being BSC. And it's always everyone else's fault. It's Dempsey's fault that SHE can't handle Stapler's panic attacks?!? WTAF?!

Shekkinah needs to go home ffs. How anyone can even look at Sarper and see anything other than a walking STI machine is beyond me.

The lonely middle aged lady with two teen boys and a secret marriage to what she thinks is a hot, sexy, tatted up Irish stud muffin? Yeah this is going to work out just peachy. 🙄

I’m trying to recall when Statler was just incredibly annoying, which wasn’t as bad as she is now, which is  intolerable.  
 

I have no idea what the attraction is to Sarper in any way.  It seems that condoning that violence is inappropriate.  Also, the woman has heard from multiple women that he’s bad news PLUS she has seen it first hand yet she STILL remains with him!  No words for that degree of crazy.  
 

 

Edited September 11 by SunnyBeBe

[Chalby]

Statler was beyond annoying. I have seen a few panic attacks in action, but rarely have I seen an anxious acquaintance literally talk themselves into having an attack.

Statler's so intent on sabotaging this relationship so she can turn to others and say, I told you so! They always lie and then abandon me.

And she's using her mental health needs to control (and negate) Dempsey's enjoyment during an event. Statler has not put any true effort into this union (other than financially) and yet she's being sarcastic (her passive aggressive humour) at every event Dempsey had planned. She's definitely a downer.

[JayDub1987]

Did Statler say that she went on a lesbian boat ride and spent the whole time sitting on a bucket pleasuring herself?

[Gobi]

5 hours ago, JayDub1987 said:

Did Statler say that she went on a lesbian boat ride and spent the whole time sitting on a bucket pleasuring herself?

Yes. Yes, she did.

[Mr. Miner]

Remember when Statler was caught having sex on the baggage carousel at Heathrow? That was awesome!

Edited September 11 by Mr. Miner

[surfgirl]

3 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

Remember when Statler was caught having sex on the baggage carousel at Heathrow? That was awesome!

Surrrre Jan. I think she lies about everything.

[Chalby]

21 hours ago, JayDub1987 said:

Did Statler say that she went on a lesbian boat ride and spent the whole time sitting on a bucket pleasuring herself?

LOL, pretty sure she said sitting on a bucket, sh*tting herself. 

Edited September 12 by Chalby

[Chalby]

I just remembered another snark about Statler...

It annoys me that she feels justified in using mental health as an excuse for her verbal abuse & bad behaviour.

I realize she's relatively "young", but she forgets that her generation didn't 'discover' mental health issues. It's always been around.

The difference being... Past generations simply worked hard to adapt to their community, whereas Statler expects us to adapt to her mood, while she treats us rudely.

Edited September 19 by Chalby