Mmmfloorpie April 5, 2018 Share April 5, 2018 Z is for Phyllis Zimmer Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4208771
AM1418 April 5, 2018 Share April 5, 2018 A for Audrey, Dan’s mom Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4209239
Bastet April 5, 2018 Share April 5, 2018 B is for boombies, which life is full of 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4209245
BookThief April 5, 2018 Author Share April 5, 2018 C is for C as in cat, O as in oaf, N as in numbskull, N as in nitwit, E as in empty-headed, and R as in target. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4209282
AM1418 April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 D for Dresses, many of which Darlene tried on, but Roseanne ended up liking the first one she ever tried on. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4211465
peacheslatour April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, AM1418 said: D for Dresses, many of which Darlene tried on, but Roseanne ended up liking the first one she ever tried on. Well, you DO look like Judy Jetson! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4211516
Bastet April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 E is for expelled, which Darlene asks to be 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4211914
peacheslatour April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 F is for fork, with which Mark stabbed David when he tried to take his dessert. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4211923
ChicksDigScars April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 G is for George Clooney, who played Booker. And if he ever shows up someday as a surprise guest on the revival, will surely break the Internet. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4211993
Bastet April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 H is for Henry Jawicky, the kid who spent a summer riding his bike in the Harrises’ driveway after Roseanne dove into the local pool and came up with her left buoy bobbing on the water Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4212129
ChicksDigScars April 6, 2018 Share April 6, 2018 (edited) I is for It Was 20 Years Ago Today, in which Dan steals Roseanne's wedding ring and has it re-styled for their 20th Anniversary...and then has to work at the Big and Tall Shop on that night. Best part of the episode: the closing credits with John Goodman posing in a sexy boudior photo shoot ("taken by" photographer Bill Maher). Edited April 6, 2018 by ChicksDigScars 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4212375
BookThief April 6, 2018 Author Share April 6, 2018 J is for John Goodman who is most definitely not Dan Conner and has the utmost respect for the IRS so hopefully they don't confuse the two! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4212905
Mmmfloorpie April 7, 2018 Share April 7, 2018 4 hours ago, ChicksDigScars said: I is for It Was 20 Years Ago Today, in which Dan steals Roseanne's wedding ring and has it re-styled for their 20th Anniversary...and then has to work at the Big and Tall Shop on that night. Best part of the episode: the closing credits with John Goodman posing in a sexy boudior photo shoot ("taken by" photographer Bill Maher). Haha, hate to disagree but the best part of that ep is when Roseanne is looking down the drain and she says she can see the ring. Jackie looks at Dan and he's shaking his head and shrugs his shoulders lol. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4213158
BookThief April 8, 2018 Author Share April 8, 2018 K is for Kevin Healy which was the name of Johnny Galecki's character before they changed it to David instead. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4216722
peacheslatour April 8, 2018 Share April 8, 2018 L is for Loretta Lynn who was apparently forced at gun point to do a horrendous duet with Roseanne. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4216774
UYI April 8, 2018 Share April 8, 2018 Aw, I love that duet! :) M is for Mariel Hemingway, who guest-starred as Nancy's girlfriend and kissed Roseanne. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4217003
peacheslatour April 8, 2018 Share April 8, 2018 N is for Nana Mary who never would move in with them. I wonder if she ever did? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4217026
ChicksDigScars April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 O is for One Life to Live. Roseanne dreams of being romanced by the men from One Life to Live in "Isn't It Romantic." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4219163
AM1418 April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 P for Pancake, for which Roseanne needs another shot of. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4219504
Bastet April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 Q is for the thousand Q-Tips Darlene got D.J. for Christmas. (At least she got him something on his list.) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4219932
BookThief April 9, 2018 Author Share April 9, 2018 R is for Rock concerts that Dan apparently thinks only middle-aged married couples should go to, not teenagers. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4220468
peacheslatour April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 S is for the silent treatment which the Conners employ whenever they get pissed at some one. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4220586
AM1418 April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 (edited) T is for Thick, like Dan’s world famous chocolate chip milkshakes. Thick thick, medium thick, or thin thick? Edited April 9, 2018 by AM1418 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4220593
BookThief April 10, 2018 Author Share April 10, 2018 U is for Underage, which Mark was when the Conner's saw him at The Lobo after his first date with Becky. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4223484
Mmmfloorpie April 10, 2018 Share April 10, 2018 V is for Vicki Lawrence who played Phyllis Zimmer. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4223485
peacheslatour April 10, 2018 Share April 10, 2018 (edited) W is for William, at least that's what Becky thinks his name is. He died in the Conner's kitchen. Edited April 11, 2018 by peacheslatour Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4223527
Mmmfloorpie April 10, 2018 Share April 10, 2018 This one is a bit of a stretch but...X is for Xanadu. The basis for the joke when Roseanne welcomes David to Roseannadu. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4223597
AM1418 April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 A stretch but Y sucks. Y for the Conner's Yard, where the Mother's Day BBQ took place. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4225839
Bastet April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 Z is for the zip code Lanford shares with Hell. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4225989
ChicksDigScars April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 A is for Albert Herbert. He's from Tijuana. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4225997
chocolatine April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 B is for the breast reduction Roseanne had in S4. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4226069
StaceyNotStacie April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 C is for Crazy, as in “Grandma’s Crazy”. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4226152
peacheslatour April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 D is for Darlena, the beautiful princess. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4226160
Mmmfloorpie April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 E is for episiotomy Something Roseanne wanted to share with Dan... 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4226214
Bastet April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 F is for foreclosure, D.J.’s winning word in the spelling bee ("please let it be a word he knows") Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4226257
ChicksDigScars April 12, 2018 Share April 12, 2018 G is for Glenn Quinn, a.k.a. Mark Healy. Resting In Peace. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4227017
AM1418 April 12, 2018 Share April 12, 2018 (edited) H is for Hospital, where the Conner's have frequently been. Darlene for her appendix The flashback to Roseanne having DJ Roseanne for her breast reduction Crystal when she had her babies When Harris was born When Jackie was injured on the force (it could have been a gun!) When Dan had his heartattack Edited April 12, 2018 by AM1418 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4229001
peacheslatour April 12, 2018 Share April 12, 2018 When Bev fell having sex. When Roseanne took Jackie to the emergency room after Fisher beat her up. When Dan took Mark to get stitches after he got drunk and punched the jukebox. When Jackie had Andy. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4229161
Bastet April 12, 2018 Share April 12, 2018 I is for the invoices Roseanne was working on -- ordering new children Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4229620
AM1418 April 13, 2018 Share April 13, 2018 J for Jerry Bowman " "Uh Dan, Kathy wants to put up an electric fence" "An electric fence won't do you no good Jerry, they won't rob you again" "It's not for burglars. It's for Roseanne." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4232812
peacheslatour April 13, 2018 Share April 13, 2018 Electricity won't stop her Jer. You might want to put in a moat, she's not a very good swimmer. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4232991
Bastet April 13, 2018 Share April 13, 2018 K is for the Kleenex Becky stuffed her bra with before her presentation to the Student Council, because Jimmy Meltrigger was her committee chair. Little did she know Darlene pointing it out in front of Dan and Roseanne was going to be the least-embarrassing part of her day. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4233889
ChicksDigScars April 14, 2018 Share April 14, 2018 L is for Lenny's, where Dan tells Darlene that she can get a free breakfast. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4235793
peacheslatour April 14, 2018 Share April 14, 2018 Denny's! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4235839
ChicksDigScars April 14, 2018 Share April 14, 2018 M is for Cindy Clark's Mother, who is a drunken slut. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4236200
peacheslatour April 14, 2018 Share April 14, 2018 A rich drunken slut.;-) 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4236214
AM1418 April 16, 2018 Share April 16, 2018 N for Ned Beatty who played Dan's father Ed Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4240683
ChicksDigScars April 18, 2018 Share April 18, 2018 O is for the Outsiders, who evidently all went to the same Daisy Chainsaw concert that Darlene and Molly did. "Stop right there, Ponyboy. You and the rest of the Outsiders can just go rumble someplace else." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4245724
Lili April 18, 2018 Share April 18, 2018 P is for Patriarch. Dan is the Patriarch of the family. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4245733
AM1418 April 18, 2018 Share April 18, 2018 Q for the Quiz Roseanne gives Jackie when Dan and Roseanne decide to leave the kids with Jackie. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/page/4/#findComment-4246301
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