Roseanne Alphabet Game: That was my joke guess!

[Mmmfloorpie]

Z is for Phyllis Zimmer

[AM1418]

A for Audrey, Dan’s mom

[Bastet]

B is for boombies, which life is full of

[BookThief]

C is for C as in cat, O as in oaf, N as in numbskull, N as in nitwit, E as in empty-headed, and R as in target.

[AM1418]

D for Dresses, many of which Darlene tried on, but Roseanne ended up liking the first one she ever tried on.

[peacheslatour]

13 minutes ago, AM1418 said:

D for Dresses, many of which Darlene tried on, but Roseanne ended up liking the first one she ever tried on.

Well, you DO look like Judy Jetson!

[Bastet]

E is for expelled, which Darlene asks to be

[peacheslatour]

F is for fork, with which Mark stabbed David when he tried to take his dessert.

[ChicksDigScars]

G is for George Clooney, who played Booker. And if he ever shows up someday as a surprise guest on the revival, will surely break the Internet. 

[Bastet]

H is for Henry Jawicky, the kid who spent a summer riding his bike in the Harrises’ driveway after Roseanne dove into the local pool and came up with her left buoy bobbing on the water

[ChicksDigScars]

I is for It Was 20 Years Ago Today, in which Dan steals Roseanne's wedding ring and has it re-styled for their 20th Anniversary...and then has to work at the Big and Tall Shop on that night. 

 

Best part of the episode: the closing credits with John Goodman posing in a sexy boudior photo shoot ("taken by" photographer Bill Maher). 

Edited April 6, 2018 by ChicksDigScars

[BookThief]

J is for John Goodman who is most definitely not Dan Conner and has the utmost respect for the IRS so hopefully they don't confuse the two!

[Mmmfloorpie]

4 hours ago, ChicksDigScars said:

I is for It Was 20 Years Ago Today, in which Dan steals Roseanne's wedding ring and has it re-styled for their 20th Anniversary...and then has to work at the Big and Tall Shop on that night. 

 

Best part of the episode: the closing credits with John Goodman posing in a sexy boudior photo shoot ("taken by" photographer Bill Maher). 

Haha, hate to disagree but the best part of that ep is when Roseanne is looking down the drain and she says she can see the ring.

Jackie looks at Dan and he's shaking his head and shrugs his shoulders lol.

[BookThief]

K is for Kevin Healy which was the name of Johnny Galecki's character before they changed it to David instead.

[peacheslatour]

L is for Loretta Lynn who was apparently forced at gun point to do a horrendous duet with Roseanne.

[UYI]

Aw, I love that duet! :)

M is for Mariel Hemingway, who guest-starred as Nancy's girlfriend and kissed Roseanne. 

[peacheslatour]

N is for Nana Mary who never would move in with them. I wonder if she ever did?

[ChicksDigScars]

O is for One Life to Live.  Roseanne dreams of being romanced by the men from One Life to Live in "Isn't It Romantic." 

[AM1418]

P for Pancake, for which Roseanne needs another shot of. 

[Bastet]

Q is for the thousand Q-Tips Darlene got D.J. for Christmas.  (At least she got him something on his list.)

[BookThief]

R is for Rock concerts that Dan apparently thinks only middle-aged married couples should go to, not teenagers.

[peacheslatour]

S is for the silent treatment which the Conners employ whenever they get pissed at some one.

[AM1418]

T is for Thick, like Dan’s world famous chocolate chip milkshakes. Thick thick, medium thick, or thin thick? 

Edited April 9, 2018 by AM1418

[BookThief]

 U is for Underage, which Mark was when the Conner's saw him at The Lobo after his first date with Becky.

[Mmmfloorpie]

V is for Vicki Lawrence who played Phyllis Zimmer.

[peacheslatour]

W is for William, at least that's what Becky thinks his name is. He died in the Conner's kitchen.

Edited April 11, 2018 by peacheslatour

[Mmmfloorpie]

This one is a bit of a stretch but...

X is for Xanadu. The basis for the joke when Roseanne welcomes David to Roseannadu.

[AM1418]

A stretch but Y sucks.

Y for the Conner's Yard, where the Mother's Day BBQ took place.

[Bastet]

Z is for the zip code Lanford shares with Hell.

[ChicksDigScars]

A is for Albert Herbert. He's from Tijuana.

[chocolatine]

B is for the breast reduction Roseanne had in S4.

[StaceyNotStacie]

C is for Crazy, as in “Grandma’s Crazy”. 

[peacheslatour]

D is for Darlena, the beautiful princess.

[Mmmfloorpie]

E is for episiotomy

Something Roseanne wanted to share with Dan...

[Bastet]

F is for foreclosure, D.J.’s winning word in the spelling bee ("please let it be a word he knows")

[ChicksDigScars]

G is for Glenn Quinn, a.k.a. Mark Healy. Resting In Peace. 

[AM1418]

H is for Hospital, where the Conner's have frequently been.

 

Darlene for her appendix
The flashback to Roseanne having DJ
Roseanne for her breast reduction
Crystal when she had her babies
When Harris was born
When Jackie was injured on the force (it could have been a gun!)
When Dan had his heartattack

Edited April 12, 2018 by AM1418

[peacheslatour]

When Bev fell having sex.

When Roseanne took Jackie to the emergency room after Fisher beat her up.

When Dan took Mark to get stitches after he got drunk and punched the jukebox.

When Jackie had Andy.

[Bastet]

I is for the invoices Roseanne was working on -- ordering new children

[AM1418]

J for Jerry Bowman "

"Uh Dan, Kathy wants to put up an electric fence"

"An electric fence won't do you no good Jerry, they won't rob you again"

"It's not for burglars. It's for Roseanne."

[peacheslatour]

Electricity won't stop her Jer. You might want to put in a moat, she's not a very good swimmer.

[Bastet]

K is for the Kleenex Becky stuffed her bra with before her presentation to the Student Council, because Jimmy Meltrigger was her committee chair.  Little did she know Darlene pointing it out in front of Dan and Roseanne was going to be the least-embarrassing part of her day.

[ChicksDigScars]

L is for Lenny's, where Dan tells Darlene that she can get a free breakfast.

[peacheslatour]

Denny's!

[ChicksDigScars]

M is for Cindy Clark's Mother, who is a drunken slut. 

[peacheslatour]

A rich drunken slut.;-)

[AM1418]

N for Ned Beatty who played Dan's father Ed

[ChicksDigScars]

O is for the Outsiders, who evidently all went to the same Daisy Chainsaw concert that Darlene and Molly did. 

 

"Stop right there, Ponyboy. You and the rest of the Outsiders can just go rumble someplace else."

[Lili]

P is for Patriarch. Dan is the Patriarch of the family.

[AM1418]

Q for the Quiz Roseanne gives Jackie when Dan and Roseanne decide to leave the kids with Jackie.