Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[CSunshine76]

Roberta, Roberta, Roberta…nothing like constantly hearing the ex’s name. If I were “dating” these fools, I’d peace out on that alone.

 

[judylo]

OMG. Five wives.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick in his manly black tank top and his little bird chest is the essence of ick.

[Shelbie]

Instead of spending money on Brazilian women and travelling to them I wish Dannielle would get therapy and run far away from Ick.

Edited March 26, 2024 by Shelbie

[Pepper Mostly]

I am throwing up my hands and yelling at the screen right now! Garrick is SUCH A FUCKING CREEP.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick doesn’t think Danniellllle is unhappy. I HATE THAT FUCKING TURD!

[judylo]

Poor frustrated Ick!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

OMG. Five wives.

AS IF! 

[Maybeitsme]

YES! I've never seen anyone more in need of therapy and some self respect

Danielle please be done with this man

Edited March 26, 2024 by Maybeitsme

[Shelbie]

Garrick is a mansplaining obnoxious asshole.
How he manipulated Dannielle into believing that god spoke to him instead of his penis wanting sex with beautiful foreign women is beyond me.

[Pepper Mostly]

And she drags her kids into this mess too. She and Ick should be locked up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I say this every week: Shane is such a cuck.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shane brightens visibly at the prospect of meeting Ashley's new honey. 

Why do they have such shittly lawn furniture? I'm poor and I have nicer chairs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to save those dogs from this madness.

[Eldemarge]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick in his manly black tank top and his little bird chest is the essence of ick.

How can a person make a basic black tank top look So Bad?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Why do they have such shittly lawn furniture? I'm poor and I have nicer chairs. 

She’s sitting on the chair they take to watch competitive axe throwing events.

Nathalie is much too mature for these twits.

[judylo]

God certainly has a lot of time to talk to Ick and Danni.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone needs to save those dogs from this madness.

What do you say, Auntie? Road trip? They're only about an hour from either of us. 

Just now, judylo said:

God certainly has a lot of time to talk to Ick and Danni.

About their tawdry, damp and spiritless sex life, no less. 

[judylo]

Why does Natalia sound German?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Why does Natalia sound German?

Lots of Germans hared off to South America after WWII. 

[Shelbie]

Poor baby Garrick is uneasy about the situation. My heart breaks for him. 🙄🙄

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How can a person make a basic black tank top look So Bad?

Because it matches his black soul. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What do you say, Auntie? Road trip? They're only about an hour from either of us. 

I have to do some research and then I’ll load Clara (my dog) up in the car and we can take a nice ride to Wayland. I used to drive through that town to get to the Natick Mall.

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Why does Natalia sound German?

My aunt is Brazilian, and that really is the common accent. They sound exactly the same. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lots of Germans hared off to South America after WWII. 

Right, there is an area of Brazil like that. Home of Gisele Bundchen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have to do some research and then I’ll load Clara (my dog) up in the car and we can take a nice ride to Wayland. I used to drive through that town to get to the Natick Mall.

There's a very good Savers in Framingham too, I hear from my friend who's the queen of thrifting. 

[VioletNevermind]

Boy.  Nathalia is so young, but really does seem to have a maturity that the rest of them lack.  Her question to Danielle about doing this because she wants to or just to please Garrick was wise beyond her years.  Dannielle needs to get some help.  As for Garrick, I find him absolutely nauseating.  If he had a word crawl across his forehead during the conversation outside with the three of them, it would have said, “Danni, if you fuck this up for me . . . “

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whoever is the ad agency behind the Haribo candies needs to be taken behind the barn and shot.

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

God certainly has a lot of time to talk to Ick and Danni.

Yeah, God thought war, famine, hate... Nah. I'll focus on these idiots. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a very good Savers in Framingham too, I hear from my friend who's the queen of thrifting. 

That makes sense. A lot of very tony towns in the area. Probably a lot of stuff comes from the Newton area.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whoever is the ad agency behind the Haribo candies needs to be taken behind the barn and shot.

Not shot but forced to be in a relationship with Ick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Not shot but forced to be in a relationship with Ick.

Oh, no. That would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick can’t believe that he hasn’t been able to mansplain Daniele’s importance to the family.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, who's watching the baby? 

Nick: Keeping Danielle in the family is really important. 

Pepper Mostly: Keeping her paycheck you mean. 

[Maybeitsme]

Why does Nick dress like a pimp?

Oh wait...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Nick, as if you give a shit about Daniele’s feelings. You just need your dick to have enough woman around to give you all the sex you desire.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Why does Nick dress like a pimp?

Oh wait...

I swear I bought his shirt in 1996 at the mall (and I'm a girl, and was 14 at the time). 

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a very good Savers in Framingham too, I hear from my friend who's the queen of thrifting. 

I'm getting Jordan's Furniture weekend trips flashbacks (I used to live outside of Worcester before moving to San Antonio).

[tvrox]

Just now, tvrox said:

I swear I bought his shirt in 1996 at the mall (and I'm a girl, and was 14 at the time). 

OH and just saw the hat he's wearing! Even worse! 

[xwordfanatik]

Ick, you lying liar piece of shit, how much more do you plan to humiliate your wife?   

I just want to punch his smug ugly face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele, get some therapy, find some self-esteem and get your ass out of this sick situation.

[Pepper Mostly]

God the men on this show are all so fucking sleazy and creepy and the opposite of attractive. 

 

1 minute ago, xwordfanatik said:

Ick, you lying liar piece of shit, how much more do you plan to humiliate your wife?   

I just want to punch his smug ugly face.

Line forms on the left, no pushing! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, xwordfanatik said:

Ick, you lying liar piece of shit, how much more do you plan to humiliate your wife?   

I just want to punch his smug ugly face.

Take a number, dear.

[tvrox]

Who's shocked Garrick is cyber cheating? not me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick fancies himself a real player. But he’s a shitty liar, so FAIL.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalia will grab at this chance to nope out. She got her nice vacation in Mexico and probably some cash. 

[tvrox]

TLC has a new show called Take my Tumor?? Please tell me I was hallucinating that. New low, TLC! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannielllle, why do you put up with this asshole? You’re not a victim at this point.

[Eldemarge]

He won't even look her in the EYE.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now he's utterly flummoxed that "these two women" are mad about it, and not just meekly cooking dinner and rubbing his feet. 

DANIELLE THE HUGE LACK OF RESPECT WAS LETTING HIM TALK YOU INTO GETTING DIVORCED AND AGREEING TO THIS COCKAMAMIE SCHEME