Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, and Justin is completely unattractive in every way.

[sainte-chapelle]

Justin you have known her a few week.,..Jesus Christ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justin’s eating and his greasy mouth is making me queasy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Justin wants Yari locked down ASAP. He doesn't take too well to any of these foolish "feelings" or "reservations" from the womenfolks. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justin’s eating and his greasy mouth is making me queasy.

Gawd, everything about Justin makes me queasy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yari doesn’t understand how this shit works.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yari is all "What the fuck, dude? I have no intention of being a sister wife! Plus, Becky gives me the ick".

[Shelbie]

That giant bed still grosses me out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mariam, you should be having this chat with Garrick. He’s the one who will be putting untold pressure on you to have sex with him.

So I forgot to tell you that my 100yo father broke up with his 90 yo girlfriend because she criticized his driving. Yes, he is still driving.

[judylo]

It’s been obvious for some time that Yari, for some reason, wants Justin for herself. Why are they so blind? He thinks it might not work out? It won’t work out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone needs to think good thoughts, for Nick’s sake.

Nick is mansplaining the ins and outs of the relationship. He doesn’t mention that he is protecting himself yet being the beneficiary of all things financial.

[Shelbie]

Danielle looks incredibly uncomfortable.

[judylo]

Geez, Danielle still doesn’t want a wife! Sleepover? Orgy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick loves sitting around with his harem. He makes me sick and those women need to be deprogrammed.

Nick thinks he’s such a sexy beast. 🤮

[judylo]

I don’t need to hear about lamb’s blood. I think Nick might have met his match.

[tvrox]

Yay SSW

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmine is unable to dress herself. That dress looks like a House of Eleven speciality. 

Jasmine. There will be NOTHING relaxing about the hot tub. 

Oh fuck me, this convo is getting so horrifically icky. The leering! The sly winking! The overt invitation to sexytime! I am one giant shudder. 

[Shelbie]

That these women believe Nick is the best they could do as a part time partner is really sad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine is treating this like a sociology experiment.

[For Cereals]

I’m still behind but of course Ick designed that light.  He now needs to be banned from Jared’s and Kichler.

[Maybeitsme]

Excuse me, but jasmine is too weird?

Ye hypocrites 🙄 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Jasmine, you can sleep in the big bed with us. Try not to be alarmed if you're awakened by the sounds of someone humping. Feel free to join in!" 

And Garrick rolls out the derp face when Miriam says she doesn't want to convert to the Church of Garrick's Penis. He's gobsmacked! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Jasmine, you can sleep in the big bed with us. Try not to be alarmed if you're awakened by the sounds of someone humping. Feel free to join in!" 

Still waiting on the barf reaction 

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they keep saying they're a "plural family". They still haven't managed to  snag another wife! They are still singular. 

I hope she ghosts. That would be epic. 

Not even since they got divorced, right?? 

[For Cereals]

This should be renamed “Seeking Unflattering Clothes”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick is so smooth. 

The kids shouldn’t be a part of this insanity.

So would Mariam have to convert so that she can also speak with Garrick and Dannnielle’s god?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Sam and Samantha are rendered visibly uncomfortable at the very mention of the word "Arabic". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannnielle is going to cry. Just like every other episode.

Uh oh, deal breaker? Why hadn’t they discussed this prior to trying to reel her in?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Sam and Samantha are rendered visibly uncomfortable at the very mention of the word "Arabic". 

Yea I smell a whiff of of racism here, dude seemed more okay with the Christian Brazilian who asked for money and couldn’t communicate due to a language barrier 

[tvrox]

Why doesn't this Muslim girl date the polygamous Muslim couple on the show? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can anyone read the sign on the wall?

[Pepper Mostly]

"You're the first Muslim I've ever talked to. Usually I just mutter "terrorist" under my breath when I see one at the Home Depot"

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Can anyone read the sign on the wall?

It looks like the "love is patient and kind" quote from St. Paul. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick can’t fathom the idea that a woman can speak for herself.

Justin is trying to make Yari jealous or upset if she doesn’t jump at the chance to be be the sister wife.

[CSunshine76]

Yari doesn’t want to be a polygamist Justin. Move along.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how he's going to "look into" Islam. Like its a rewards program at a coffee shop or potentially getting a heat pump or a second fridge. 

Edited May 21 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Yair is beautiful and well dressed…what does she see in slob Justin?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justin is so devoted to whoever is their victim of the week. He couldn’t give a shit about all that emotional stuff.

[Maybeitsme]

Yes sir, finally.

Polygamy is Not Normal

You and Becky are Not normal sir

[judylo]

Why are Justin and Becky in a rush … to find anyone? Justin is uncontrollably horny?

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, judylo said:

Why are Justin and Becky in a rush … to find anyone? Justin is uncontrollably horny?

Probably. She is tired,  done with him but ya gotta provide a replacement 

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You're the first Muslim I've ever talked to. Usually I just mutter "terrorist" under my breath when I see one at the Home Depot"

It looks like the "love is patient and kind" quote from St. Paul. 

That's funny, because Garrick and Daniellle are the opposite of patient with Natalie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Why are Justin and Becky in a rush … to find anyone? Justin is uncontrollably horny?

Maybe Becky isn't into doing the hibbety bibbety with greasy old Justin any more. I mean, who could blame her. 

[Shelbie]

I hope Justin and Becky spend the rest of their lives having potential sister wives say no to them. They are creepy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick doesn’t allow Dannniellle to have friends.

[For Cereals]

I love how these men are like “ew gross I’m not sharing my wife,” but can’t understand how the wives feel when jealousy and other issues come up.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I hope Justin and Becky spend the rest of their lives having potential sister wives say no to them. They are creepy.

I find this idea delightful. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mariam or bacon. Tough choice.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick doesn’t allow Dannniellle to have friends.

It's very sad how she wants so badly to be a part if the new girls life 

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

That's funny, because Garrick and Daniellle are the opposite of patient with Natalie. 

Wait, Danielle said Natalie is still in the picture? 

 

A foster agency would never give them a kid, right???? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Miriam. You will be the one giving things up. No little woman in the Merrifield melange gets to have wants or needs or preferences. Silly goose. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think Garrick cares for her.