Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick gets dressed up in a shirt and tie to make him feel better about being the baby’s manny.

[VioletNevermind]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

So we are to believe this man takes care of a baby all day while wearing a dress shirt and tie? Okay. 🙄

Don’t forget to mention that necklace with the huge pendant on the end, looking like something from Temu.  To each their own, I suppose. 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick = 🤓

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick: Character, schmaracter! I have a mighty need for some sweet Brazilian poontang. 

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, xls said:

the baby is cute af though.

That bow was bigger than her! So cute though. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If God happens to come into my garage, I hope he grabs a broom and starts dealing with the cobwebs.

[judylo]

Oh no God has entered the chat. With Ick.

[tvrox]

OMG I can't. God came to you in your garage?  And you felt at peace that you needed another wife? WTF.

Personally God always comes to me in the bathroom, LOL. 

[VioletNevermind]

Garrick said he felt a “wind” blow over them.  Come on, man, you’re making it too easy. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If God happens to come into my garage, I hope he grabs a broom and starts dealing with the cobwebs.

I could believe in a god that does something useful!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danniellle, why do you allow Garrick to make a fool out of you?

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah that's right, Garrick. God has nothing else to do but reassure you that your ceaseless quest for some side action is blessed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Kelly Clarkson buy her Ozempic at Wayfair?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, VioletNevermind said:

Garrick said he felt a “wind” blow over them.  Come on, man, you’re making it too easy. 

Seriously. He needs to see his doctor. Is he taking one of those prescription medications that includes "hallucinations" as a possible side effect?

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Danniellle, why do you allow Garrick to make a fool out of you?

This! How low is her self esteem that she continues to go along with his antics? The dude divorced you so he can go screw other (apparently only Brazilian) women.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Danniellle, why do you allow Garrick to make a fool out of you?

A mystery for the ages. She divorced him so he could bring some foreign piece of ass here on a fiancee visa! Why does she stay??

[Maybeitsme]

These two are starting to piss me off. Really...

He's crazy and she's to meek. Allowing this mess to go on and on

 How stupid 🙄 

Edited March 12, 2024 by Maybeitsme

[tvrox]

Haha, get a dog instead of a sister wife. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nailah is so looking forward to having some time by herself and not having to deal with this guy and his enormous ego.

[Pepper Mostly]

More love for YOU, Naeem. Meanwhile the sister wives will squabble and bicker over who has to pair up your socks and whose turn it is to suck your dick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Niaam isn’t down with this.

[tvrox]

What was with the shot of all the satellite dishes? 

[Pepper Mostly]

He's a mumbly, inarticulate bore. Nailah is movie star gorgeous and has a personality and can make sentences. How did these two get together?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, if you’re going to be stepping out on Shane, at least find someone who is nice to him. Wait, WHAT? Ashley is a psychiatrist? Oy vey.

[tvrox]

Wait a minute. Ashley is a psychiatrist???

Wait until her patients find out about this!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

ASHLEY IS A PSYCHIATRIST!  Oh my fucking god. 

Edited March 12, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley needs to get her picker checked, maybe a few years on the couch would do it.

[judylo]

Ashley is the least attractive of this threesome, imho.

[CSunshine76]

OMG, is Garrick going to be stood up in Mexico? I hope so!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley needs to get her picker checked, maybe a few years on the couch would do it.

I would love to hear Grace's take on Ashley's profession. I bet she rolls her eyes and smirks and says things about "institutional medicine" and "the man". 

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

OMG, is Garrick going to be stood up in Mexico? I hope so!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I am DYING. "They won't let her on the plane"? Garrick might as well have "MARK" tattooed on his forehead. He just keeps stepping on that rake, over and over.

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wait a minute. Ashley is a psychiatrist???

Wait until her patients find out about this!!! 

Bet the phone's ringing off the wall at her practice tomorrow. "Yeah I have to cancel my appointment. I would like a psychiatrist who's not on reality TV, thanks".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathalia is in for a real treat. 

[tvrox]

Is it really that difficult for Brazilians to visit the USA? 

Also, please don't involve your kids in this. That's messed up. 

Freudian slip!!! Ashley would know all about that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

AND THEY'RE BRINGING THEIR KIDS! AGAIN. 

Those poor kids. They must be all kinds of fucked up. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick: Danniellllle, even if you think it’s not working out, I’m going to do what I want. Sucks to be you.

Garrick, in his black tank top and his little bird chest. Who could resist?

Edited March 12, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[tvrox]

Yeah you're a great role model for your teenage boys Garrick. 

[Pepper Mostly]

And their stupid, sweaty, thirsty dad never stops yapping about his new piece. They must be mortified. I hope none of their friends see this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She couldn’t get on the plane? Garrick will have to send more money.

[Red Bridey]

I watched the Oscars last night for an unknown reason because I haven't seen *any* of the movies, not one, so I am late to SSW because I was watching the Tell-Nothing and reading along with your snark. Now I am too late to catch up with tonight's SSW snark so will have to see you all online Wednesday night with you Pounders. Thanks, @Auntie Anxiety for sucking me into more awful reality shows! Yet, NO, I am not watching 90 Day HEA, no sir, no how, in fact, I have deleted it from my queue. Type at you soon! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Producer for the win! Oh snap.

[MagicEyes]

They should just give up and have a nice vacation in Mexico. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This is her version of "I have to go to my nephew's hockey game". 

[VioletNevermind]

Danielle, girl, how much more indignity and public humiliation do you need to take before you realize that you’re being played by your own “husband?”  I enjoy making fun of doofi on TLC as much as the next Primetimer, but this is rough to watch. 

[For Cereals]

Y’all, I’m late…how do I get into the channeling the universe money?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Daniele is having second thoughts about living with that group of weirdos. Maybe she does have a tiny bit of common sense after all?

[tvrox]

Paying people with special software...sure... that sounds believable. 

Just now, For Cereals said:

Y’all, I’m late…how do I get into the channeling the universe money?  

Better find a sister wife, and quick. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

They should just give up and have a nice vacation in Mexico. 

They won't be able to, with Garrick sulking and moping and weeping and sneaking off to call Natalia and sighing and sticking out his bottom lip. That whole family is hostage. 

WOO HOO! Danielle comes to her senses! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle came to her senses. See, miracles really CAN happen.

It’s going to take some time for Nick to process this. 

Edited March 12, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[CSunshine76]

Wow, Colorado Danielle found some sense? Stay gone, girl. Go live your life without that fool and the wives.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Danielle came to her senses. See, it really CAN happen.

It’s going to take some time for Nick to process this. 

Good for her!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Nick was in DISBELIEF. How could Danielle leave this heaven on earth?