S05.E05: Destination Divorce

[Keywestclubkid]

Nicole takes the girls on a private boat trip as they plan a trip to the keys...Driving down Larsa Kiki and Marisol get toasted and play dirty card games while the rest of the girls on Nicole's jet wonder why Lisa is so late ...

[CharlizeCat]

Who dresses for a first date like Larsa did? At least she already knew the guy; I can't imagine springing that on a complete stranger. Unfortunately, she is just reinforcing the perceptions she's trying so hard to dispel about the building she resides in. I can't unsee it! 😵

[Thumper]

Ohhh I felt so bad for Lisa.   Then Lenny can’t give up his “ tennis” to stay home with their children while she is away????!!! 🤯🤯

 

[zenme]

I used to like Lenny, but he’s awful.

[swankie]

I know she doesn't think so but Marysol has a serious drinking problem.  I would hate to be her liver.  

Lisa's husband gave me Joe Judice vibes talking bad about her in that hot mic moment.  In hindsight, to me, she always seemed more into him than he was into her.  And Lisa, if a man all of a sudden starts working out more than usual and spending huge amounts of time away from home, 9 times out of 10 he's cheating.  What a jerk! 

1 hour ago, Thumper said:

Ohhh I felt so bad for Lisa.   Then Lenny can’t give up his “ tennis” to stay home with their children while she is away????!!! 🤯🤯

Tennis my ass!  He was meeting his side piece.  Talk about a douchebag!!!

[CallmeCray]

I found the bruise(s) on her right arm to be a little concerning.  I wouldn’t doubt for a minute that he’s put his hands on her at some point.  

He’s a loser.  Zero respect for any man who isn’t responsible when it comes to his children.  

[zenme]

No respect either for his side piece that can’t understand that he’s got kids. 

[Salacious Kitty]

12 hours ago, zenme said:

I used to like Lenny, but he’s awful.

I never liked Lenny (thought he was sleazy back in the day), so this just vindicates me. Truly an asshole of momumentous proportions. 

[Chatty Cake]

Larsa on her date! She is getting her money’s worth out of that butt. 
Does the farm not give Julia enough to do? I thought she was the main and only caretaker there.
I never got great marriage vibes from Lenny and Lisa but damn, he’s one cold bastard. Focused on the side piece instead of his family. That little boy is adorable and seems like a sweet kid. The girl is a cutie too. He had no concern about the nanny leaving and someone else coming in. He is disgusting.

Edited July 28, 2023 by Chatty Cake

[ZettaK]

I don't know why Lenny even got married. Was he getting older, and his parents pressured him into having kids? He doesn't seem to care about his children either.

He had parties with mostly women from the beginning of the marriage. His girlfriend was following Lisa on social media, was liking some of her photos, and was at some events. Lisa was aware of her (and a little suspicious), not that they were friendly, of course. How cruel of Lenny to tell her he had a girlfriend and wanted her out of the house. What about his kids? And he was pushing Lisa to find another nanny immediately, which is not easy to do. 

Can what Larsa was wearing at the date be called an outfit? 

Edited July 28, 2023 by ZettaK

[Salacious Kitty]

16 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

I don't know why Lenny even got married. Was he getting older, and his parents pressured him into having kids? He doesn't seem to care about his children either.

He had parties with mostly women from the beginning of the marriage. His girlfriend was following Lisa on social media, was liking some of her photos, and was at some events. Lisa was aware of her (and a little suspicious), not that they were friendly, of course. How cruel of Lenny to tell her he had a girlfriend and wanted her out of the house. What about his kids? And he was pushing Lisa to find another nanny immediately, which is not easy to do. 

Can what Larsa was wearing at the date be called an outfit? 

According to Lisa, Lenny told her to move out and take the kids. Fuck him. 

[zenme]

Omg! He’s a  selfish pig of a monster. I believe in karma, and that man will get his. I hope Lisa finds a good man for the sake of those kids. Looks like they’ll need a good father figure.  Lenny is going to be off with his ho.

[ZettaK]

4 hours ago, zenme said:

Omg! He’s a  selfish pig of a monster. I believe in karma, and that man will get his. I hope Lisa finds a good man for the sake of those kids. Looks like they’ll need a good father figure.  Lenny is going to be off with his ho.

She has a boyfriend for some time.

[zenme]

Good. My heart goes out to her. She stayed at home and has become accustomed to the life Lenny provided for the family, and now he just boots her and the kids out on the proverbial street. Weasel.

[RealHousewife]

9 hours ago, ZettaK said:

He had parties with mostly women from the beginning of the marriage. His girlfriend was following Lisa on social media, was liking some of her photos, and was at some events. Lisa was aware of her (and a little suspicious), not that they were friendly, of course.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Guys who are flirts, have very close female friends, constantly drool over the women, big fans of strip clubs/Hooters type places, and in Lenny's case, bring those kinds of parties to their own freaking house, it's really no surprise he wanted to be with other women, when you know, he was constantly trying to be around other women. 

 

[swankie]

Lenny is ugly anyway with his big ole pumpkin head.  Lisa can do so much better.  She's too attractive to stress over that loser.  It's just a damn shame those poor kids have that douche for a father. 

Edited August 3, 2023 by swankie
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