S04.E13: No Kiss Friends

[Grifter Lives]

Is Danielle not wearing her birthstone engagement ring?  Also, didn't she sleep in the same bed on the hot-tub AirBnB night?  

She chose another unfortunate outfit here.

[sainte-chapelle]

She seems a little daft but seems like a nice girl, fairly attractive..

like..

why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s not like Danielle would be officially married to anyone. If it doesn’t work out, she can just leave, I guess/🤷‍♀️

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Oh good.  I like it when they showcase a non-crazy person to speak for the rest of us.

Who knows?  She may be Danielle's partner - she has to marry someone other than The Brain.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick doesn’t work because he needs time to THINK!! And watch porn. And beat off.

Edited August 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Why doesn’t this grifter work? Jesus take the wheel these women are dumb. He is looking for money and sex. Point blank period. What does he provide exactly?

Edited August 30, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Maybeitsme]

HA the friends eye roll was everything  lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle likes being a cult member. Squeaky and she would be great friends.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nick doesn’t work because he ends time to THINK!! And watch porn. And beat off.

Nick is reading and thinking so that he can share all that knowledge with their children.  Those infants demand really intellectual discourse, you know.  And, there are no public schools.

[candall]

This chick has the temerity to question Nick's productivity!   Them's fightin' words, missy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Nick is reading and thinking so that he can share all that knowledge with their children.  Those infants demand really intellectual discourse, you know.  And, there are no public schools.

You know when they get home they will be caring for the kids and cleaning up his messes. He will also get a stay at home wife to be a nanny. This asshole.

Edited August 30, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Working is beneath someone like Nick. It would stifle his deep thoughts and piercing insights. It’s odd that we haven’t yet seen anything even approximating that on the show, but maybe that’s being saved for the finale.

[candall]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Working is beneath someone like Nick. It would stifle his deep thoughts and piercing insights. It’s odd that we haven’t yet seen anything even approximating that on the show, but maybe that’s being saved for the finale.

He made pancakes that one time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He will also get a stay at home wife to be a nanny. This asshole.

That’s going to be Danielle’s job. They timed it perfectly.

[EtheltoTillie]

He’s too smart to work LOL. I think they said. Danielle actually told her friend that he doesn’t bring any money in. Run!  He’s smart enough to get all these women to support him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because Insipidian’s kids aren’t confused enough, let’s get them yet another mother figure.

[EtheltoTillie]

Danielle actually told her friend that Nick’s thinking will be great for teaching the kids they plan to have. Eyes rolling!  

[South]

Just in!  The latest from Nick:  cats and not cats are not the same thing.  There are both, planets AND stars.  When you cook an egg, it becomes cooked.  When you stub your left pinky toe, your right pinky toe is still fine.  Items don’t disappear when I walk out of the room.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s going to be Danielle’s job. They timed it perfectly.

I hope she doesn’t quit her job. Then she will be trapped. I remember the young girl on season 1 just kept working longer hours and the husband didn’t like it….one day she just never came back 😂

[candall]

How could I have forgotten Sidian, the wolf with the red roses?  [Still laughing at that one.]

[Maybeitsme]

What is happening with Sidian? He looks worse every time we see him

[Auntie Anxiety]

A bigger house? Insipidian will have to find more people to grift from.

Squeaky could use a hair wash.

[candall]

TYRION??  Seriously?  You couldn't save your Game of Thrones fanwanking for the cat?

[South]

5 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Danielle actually told her friend that Nick’s thinking will be great for teaching the kids they plan to have. Eyes rolling!  

STATE AND COUNTY MANDATED EARLY INTERVENTION!!!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

I would LOL if Bert cashed in her ticket and never spoke to them again

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I would LOL if Bert cashed in her ticket and never spoke to them again

That would be GREAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

TYRION??  Seriously?  You couldn't save your Game of Thrones fanwanking for the cat?

Last season we had a number of GoT name suggestions for Insipidian’s future children. 

[EtheltoTillie]

I’m just waiting till you all get to the coming attractions for next week . . .

[South]

Why, oh why does it seem that Dddd is so on board with Bert being in their family?  Is it because she is a known, though unwanted, entity?  She really seems broken up at the thought of it not working out.  We all know she didn’t want this lifestyle.  

8 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

What is happening with Sidian? He looks worse every time we see him

Yep

[candall]

Garrick got some Brazilian.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, South said:

Why, oh why does it seem that Dddd is so on board with Bert being in their family?  Is it because she is a known, though unwanted, entity?  She really seems broken up at the thought of it not working out.  We all know she didn’t want this lifestyle.  

I think she’s brow-beaten and very concerned with losing Garrick so she’ll do anything. I doubt that she’s ever been on her own, as they were very young when they got married. 

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because Insipidian’s kids aren’t confused enough, let’s get them yet another mother figure.

I don’t watch this show enough. Is “Liam” a boy or a girl? 

[South]

Did Ick just call her “Ber Ber”?

[Grifter Lives]

How to Say, "Calendar" in Portuguese: Charade of making a checkmark in the air while sounding, "Ch., Ch . . Ch, Ch. . ." Or, "calendário."

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, South said:

Did Ick just call her “Ber Ber”?

Bert calls him Husband. As in Husband says x. Or whatever. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by EtheltoTillie

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Danielle….your family doesn’t WANT to come

[South]

Dddd always looks like the conflict resolution specialist that finally got an arguing couple to embrace whenever she approaches Ick and Bert while they are hugging.

[EtheltoTillie]

Ok. Coming next week. Nick goes full pimp!  His friend even says so. 

[South]

Hmmm.  It appears that they are expecting a bit of a crowd at the “nuptials”.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, South said:

Dddd always looks like the conflict resolution specialist that finally got an arguing couple to embrace whenever she approaches Ick and Bert while they are hugging.

She makes a bee line to join in, but it's so awkward 😅 😳 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that’s it for me. I’ll be watching Inmate to Roommate on Thursday. Check it out! Have en excellent week, everybody. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, South said:

Why, oh why does it seem that Dddd is so on board with Bert being in their family?  Is it because she is a known, though unwanted, entity?  She really seems broken up at the thought of it not working out.  We all know she didn’t want this lifestyle.  

I think Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnielle has been under Garrick's thumb since she was a teenager.  She's divorced now, with no education, no means of supporting herself and her children.  And isn't she very, very young?  22?  23?

I don't know.  I feel so sorry for her.

[Maybeitsme]

I'm kinda glad this is wrapping up, I can barely watch but all of your snark keeps me coming back. Later gaters 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

I think Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnielle has been under Garrick's thumb since she was a teenager.  She's divorced now, with no education, no means of supporting herself and her children.  And isn't she very, very young?  22?  23?

I don't know.  I feel so sorry for her.

She is 32 but has been with him for 15 years. She can’t imagine being alone. Garrick is also 6 years older….think about that one.

Edited August 30, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[South]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Ok. Coming next week. Nick goes full pimp!  His friend even says so. 

I’m gonna pick up a slice of cake for the occasion.  Partner South only rolls his eyes and protests that he’s not paying attention when the show is on, so no cake for him.  I mean that.

[waterytart]

26 minutes ago, South said:

Why, oh why does it seem that Dddd is so on board with Bert being in their family?  Is it because she is a known, though unwanted, entity?  She really seems broken up at the thought of it not working out.  We all know she didn’t want this lifestyle.  

That is the exact same question I was going to ask and you beat me to it. What on earth happened that she is now so on board with something that appeared to be tearing her apart previously?

[South]

35 minutes ago, candall said:

I think Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnielle has been under Garrick's thumb since she was a teenager.  She's divorced now, with no education, no means of supporting herself and her children.  And isn't she very, very young?  22?  23?

I don't know.  I feel so sorry for her.

Oh Lordy!  I wouldn’t expect her to be that young.  Their kids appear to be between 4 and maybe 10, though it’s been a long time since I’ve spotted them.  I just figured that if Bert jumps ship, that things sort of go back to normal at home, at least for a while as  they seek someone new to woo.  Maybe after getting his initial dose of new poontang out of the way, he will be more levelheaded next go ‘round.

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She seems a little daft but seems like a nice girl, fairly attractive..

like..

why?

“Daft”, oh how I love that word.  Thank you for blowing the dust off and setting back out on the table for me.

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s not like Danielle would be officially married to anyone. If it doesn’t work out, she can just leave, I guess/🤷‍♀️

She’s expected to bring in another “marketeer” that she will then legally marry (according to The Brain).  Till then the door is easily opened.

[South]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s going to be Danielle’s job. They timed it perfectly.

Oh that’s a sad thought.

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because Insipidian’s kids aren’t confused enough, let’s get them yet another mother figure.

That won’t be there for another month.  The young Lannister seemed to have a grasp on that nugget.

1 minute ago, South said:

Oh that’s a sad thought.

That won’t be there for another month.  The young Lannister seemed to have a grasp on that nugget.

Sorry…year

1 hour ago, EtheltoTillie said:

He’s too smart to work LOL. I think they said. Danielle actually told her friend that he doesn’t bring any money in. Run!  He’s smart enough to get all these women to support him. 

He’s not too smart TO work, but apparently he IS too smart to HAVE to work.

[South]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope she doesn’t quit her job. Then she will be trapped. I remember the young girl on season 1 just kept working longer hours and the husband didn’t like it….one day she just never came back 😂

Ooooh, I liked her.  I underestimated her sense of self.  

1 hour ago, Grifter Lives said:

How to Say, "Calendar" in Portuguese: Charade of making a checkmark in the air while sounding, "Ch., Ch . . Ch, Ch. . ." Or, "calendário."

Maybe if he had used his faux Brazilian accent with “ch, ch, ch” it would all have come together.

[South]

1 hour ago, candall said:

TYRION??  Seriously?  You couldn't save your Game of Thrones fanwanking for the cat?

The cat???  Oh!  You must be referring to Valeryian.

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is 32 but has been with him for 15 years. She can’t imagine being alone. Garrick is also 6 years older….think about that one.

I don’t expect her to leave him at this point, but she seems so determined and emotionally driven for Bert to join them.