S04.E06: A Distant Dream

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Steve's daughter slams the Foleys for their plural lifestyle; Sidian meets Arielle for the first time; the Merrifields focus on getting wife-to-be Roberta to the U.S.; the Davises learn about Danielle's past relationships.

Steve's daughter continues to be the best person on this show, yet again telling her father he simply wants to have sex with younger women.  Go Jayden!

Sidian meets Arielle and attempts to convince her that he has a personality.  What will he do when Tosha isn't there to iron his shirts and tell him he is the bestest ever?

Garrick is back to focusing on getting the Brazilian bombshell, Roberta, to the US.  No one else can compare to the woman with whom he cannot communicate without an App.  Speculation: There will be tears.  I am starting to suspect the biblical flood was not caused by God.  Garrick is Noah reincarnated.  Noah was sobbing over some woman he met and his tears flooded the world. Some areas of the US are getting heavy rain.  Is it from Garrick's tears being absorbed by the clouds? 

The Davises figure out that one-N Danielle is young and kind of flighty.  Perhaps they'll realize that young people often need a few years to work out what they want in a relationship. Who am I kidding? Nick will be trawling for young strange as soon as he can.  

Original air date 2022.07.11

[EtheltoTillie]

Watching on Discovery+ this morning.

Observations so far:

1) Steve and Icky look very much alike, I just realized.

2) Lea ended the relationship.  What a shocker!

[candall]

14 hours ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Watching on Discovery+ this morning.

Observations so far:

1) Steve and Icky look very much alike, I just realized.

2) Lea ended the relationship.  What a shocker!

Oh, boo hiss.  I liked Lea.  I hope she torpedoes them with a strong goodbye speech.

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I missed the party last week and the reason is pretty embarrassing.

Late Sunday night, I checked the recorded shows on my DVR and saw Seeking Sister Wife.  I thought, "That's weird.  They ran SSW on Sunday instead of Monday.  It must be because of the holiday. . . . . . . wait a minute. . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Damn!"

I remember my father did something similar one time and he was laughing about it while I was anxious that he was sliding into senility right in front of my eyes.

Oof, It took quite a while for that particular karma to come back around and nip me.

[EtheltoTillie]

Steve really comes off like an ass when he has to choose between his daughter and his d…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here seeking sister snarkers. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! I'm wicked sleepy but I am here and ready to snark! It is a testament to my love for you all that I am enduring the last few minutes of 90 Day Diaries and those shrieking howler monkeys Molly and Cynthia as I wait for the games to begin. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lea, once you throw in with this bunch (i.e., Ick), you get no vote in your future.

Edited July 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

One look at slime ball Garrick and I am one giant shudder.

[candall]

This week looks a little more pro-active.  I haven't been as turned on by the Sidian meets Arielle tease as TLC thinks I am.

Edited July 12, 2022 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jayden, come live with me. Clearly your father doesn’t give a shit about you.

Steve can’t understand why Jayden is being like this. Oy vey iz mir.

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder if Brenda is going to stick out her bottom lip and sigh some more. 

Steve is acting like a teenager. "The thought of having to choose between my daughter and bringing in another person is a no brainer! I need some strange!" 

And he doesn't understand where it all came from? THAT is rich. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jayden just wants a normal life. That’s not so hard to understand.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, I am HOWLING with laughter here. Steve is Garrick levels of self absorption and adolescent angst. 

"Nooooooo, its not about that! Its about luuuuuuuv!" 

We're in the Philippines! Cue the mud huts, chickens and feral dogs! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Insipidian’s hair is so distracting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sidian: Are you shaking?

Pepper Mostly: It's malaria.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ummm, Ariel (or whateverthefuck) doesn't look at all like she did in that FaceTime last week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well the chemistry between these two is really crackling! The electricity jumps off the screen! "You're really tall!" "Here's the ocean" "You smell good". Poetry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Squeaky Fromm is tending the home fires while Insipidian gets his rocks off at the beach.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jayden, come live with me. Clearly your father doesn’t give a shit about you.

Steve can’t understand why Jayden is being like this. Oy vey iz mir.

Well, but really though, how many fathers on the verge of exploring fresh new vaginas call off the adventure because their daughters object?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Steve is having trouble deciding what the right thing to do vis a vis his kids, then he doesn’t deserve to be a father in the first place. Steve, THE KIDS COME FIRST, GODDAMMIT!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Squeaky Fromm is tending the home fires while Insipidian gets his rocks off at the beach.

She's flitting around the house like a Disney princess, humming and ironing Sidian's underwear, then having a nice quiet wank as she hugs his t shirt to her bosom and listens to a recording of his droning voice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Well, but really though, how many fathers on the verge of exploring fresh new vaginas call off the adventure because their daughters object?

I don’t know what’s come over me, but I guess there is a distinction between having affairs on the down low and pushing your kid’s nose in it.

Lea ducked the bullet. She knows crazy when she sees it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here's Garrick pretending to help Dannnnnielle around the house. 

Garrick always has this look on his face like a puzzled chimp. 

[candall]

The Merrifields!  How will the producers make Garrick look like a three-footer this week?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roberta is dragging her feet about picking up her passport and visa? Hahahaha. That speaks volumes. Buyer’s remorse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yes, Garrick. You need to focus your attention on Bert. He's visibly panting with anticipation. 

God he's such an ineffectual, damp, stupid man. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannnniellllle seems so worn down. What does “a lot going on lately” mean?

Edited July 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick's face is utterly lacking even a spark of anything like intelligence. A door looks smarter than him. 

[candall]

Maybe it's juxtaposing Garrick's mouth at the level of Dannnnielle's upper arm in the tight closeup.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick needs to absent himself from the table to find his thinking cap.

[Pepper Mostly]

THEY ARE PLAYING "NEVER HAVE I EVER"??? 

How old are these people? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick is quite the Lothario? I still don’t get it.

Edited July 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

This is so painfully awkward I am one giant cringe. 

"Danielle might run away if things get serious"?? These people are certifiable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They should be writing philosophy tomes.

[Pepper Mostly]

I do so love to listen to Nick expound on these things. He is so wise and you can tell that he spends a lot of time thinking. 

Here we go. Jealousy. The worst fault a woman must wrestle with. 

Well, Danielle. You'd better get used to "sharing your love" with other women. Cause these people are poly and into mixing things up, or I'm a turkey. 

[Maybeitsme]

OMG The matching back sleep shirts,  how dreadful 😫 

[candall]

I don't know.  I don't feel the need to reach through the screen and strangle Nick and his fillies.  Buy that California King and take out a loan for the linens and everybody tumble in there like a pile of fat puppies.

It WAS pretty cheeky for the new member to claim an edge position, though.   Wait, or maybe right next to Nick is the status location?

I always preferred the outside.   : )

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that place empty due to Covid?

Squeaky is so happy that she doesn’t have to do her “sisterly” duties while Insipidian is away.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We were really nervous at first but Arialle had my pants off before you could say 'do you have condoms!'"

[Maybeitsme]

This girl doesn't look anything like her video 🙄 

[candall]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nick is quite the Lothario? I still don’t get it.

It's his mind.  They love his mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

It's his mind.  They love his mind.

The collective brain power of that melange couldn't power a moderately sophisticated kitchen appliance. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Insipidian has already prematurely ejaculated, just at the thought of getting some new vajayjay.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I love sunsets. Did you know they happen every day?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder what the weight limit is on that bed.

[candall]

Do you think you could not put your filthy shoes flat on the white coverlet, fuckboy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does this guy have a devil dick? Is he related to Michael?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH EW EW EW EW TMI! 

Nick bragging about his HUGE......sex drive! NOOOOO

[candall]

One person couldn't satisfy my sex drive.  It would be a lot of pressure to put on one person.

And there it is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The two losers have to sleep together? At least their pajamas are matching.

1 minute ago, candall said:

One person couldn't satisfy my sex drive.  It would be a lot of pressure to put on one person.

And there it is.

In his defense, he DID put a lot of thought into it.