Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 3

[Shelbie]

Stacey and Florian are already married. He has no money so of course they should spend a ton of her dad’s money on a vow renewal and a tacky low-cut dress to show of her latest breast implants.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is that fat friend running around naked?

[charmed1]

Darcey is perpetually 12 years old. I can see her writing this whole stupid thing in her Trapper Keeper. “My boyfriend will propose to me on the beach. He’ll have long hair and an unbuttoned shirt just like Fabio. Then we’ll have a twin wedding with Stacey and our dad will walk us both down the aisle.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll America taught Florian to sue people 

[Pepper Mostly]

Everyone in this place is wearing a mask except Stacey and Florian. Selfish, self centered twerps.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh making furniture is an excellent trade. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is that fat friend running around naked?

Because we iz bee-yig.

[Frozendiva]

Why do all these folks think they are models?

[Pepper Mostly]

Florian wants to work in a furniture shop. Stacey wants him to be a model. Sigh. 

[OneGuy]

Florian parroting Stacey as expected.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey sitting there, nodding judiciously while she has that stupid flashing light necklace on. She looks like such an idiot.

[Frozendiva]

Stacey, you love to create problems!

[sainte-chapelle]

Florian is making sense…colour me shocked 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Florian parroting Stacey as expected.

He knows what side his immigrant bread is buttered on. 

[charmed1]

Florian looks like a vitamin deficient skull with a beard.

[Doublemint]

Asking Florian what he knows about America is predictable.   I didn't expect to hear The Gettysburg Address "Four Score & Twenty Years ago".....

[Frozendiva]

I would love to be able to afford 1/4 of their beauty treatments.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why aren't these two running their fashion empire? Why are they acting like a pair of fools in some random day spa? I feel like I'm insane. These two are just so ridiculous.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He knows what side his immigrant bread is buttered on. 

He isn’t a dumb as he looks, I also think he now knows how to handle her. When she starts shit with him he tells her how pretty she is and that shuts it down right quick.

[charmed1]

Their boobs look soo painful. I don’t understand how they don’t suffer from major back or shoulder pain.

[Frozendiva]

They'd be exhausting to be married to.

[OneGuy]

Could these two be any more inane?

Edited February 22, 2022 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Could these two be more inane?

Wait for next season.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh right. FLORIAN is concerned. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

They are exhausting 

FIFY

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He isn’t a dumb as he looks, I also think he now knows how to handle her. When she starts shit with him he tells her how pretty she is and that shuts it down right quick.

Oh exactly. He plays her like a cheap fiddle. 

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Their boobs look soo painful. I don’t understand how they don’t suffer from major back or shoulder pain.

They probably do. They probably take some sort of "supplement" to help with the pain, and possibly some "prescription medication". Plus all the wine, of course. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Could these two be any more inane?

Bite your tongue! The universe is taking that as a thrown gauntlet. 

[Frozendiva]

6:30 pm here and there is still some daylight!

[sainte-chapelle]

I am probably being super naive but I do think Florian cares for Stacey on some level. He stuck it out for what…8 years before coming to the US?

[Doublemint]

Yes, the days are getting longer and I am loving it!

[JeanJean]

These grown, 46-year-old women are increasingly ridiculous - or it's just becoming increasingly harder to ignore. Do they care about anything in the world besides how they look? And regarding that, I really do think they look 10 to 20 years older than they would have without all the surgery.

[Frozendiva]

The Canadian government is still standing. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am probably being super naive but I do think Florian cares for Stacey on some level. He stuck it out for what…8 years before coming to the US?

Has it been that long?   How old are Stacey's children?  I think she has boys, not sure how old they are.  Is Florian an active step dad?

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, have your own wedding. You don't have to do everything with Stacey.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am probably being super naive but I do think Florian cares for Stacey on some level. He stuck it out for what…8 years before coming to the US?

But Stacey probably only visited him a few times a year, the rest of the time he could live his life as he wished. Props to him though, he's playing a long game, and he's doing it well. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey was beautiful on her wedding day

[Pepper Mostly]

Cool boring story, Darcey. "My veil fell off, and I put it back on". What a raconteuse! 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The Canadian government is still standing. 

It's over - hope everything gets fixed.

[charmed1]

They’re dressed like back-up dancers for Paula Abdul 35 years ago.

[OneGuy]

Georgi and Florian need the blue haired guy, common enemy again.

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

It's over - hope everything gets fixed.

It is not over. They just get relocated for a bit. If there are some real consequences, maybe. They will be back. It will happen in other countries too.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But Stacey probably only visited him a few times a year, the rest of the time he could live his life as he wished. Props to him though, he's playing a long game, and he's doing it well. 

Oh don get me wrong he is in it for citizenship but I do think a part of him enjoys her company. If he wanted to get to the US quickly he likely could have snagged another sucker. 

[OneGuy]

Darcey ". . . Twin wedding that everyone's been wanting . . ."  Who is everyone?

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey is always and forever mewling that she "wants everyone to agree" and "everyone needs to get along" and "we need to figure it out". But no one ever makes any effort in that direction. 

I just hope they're going to cut that pizza on the bias.

Just now, OneGuy said:

Darcey ". . . Twin wedding that everyone's been wanting . . ."  Who is everyone?

I believe that would be Darcey.

[OneGuy]

The blessing with Georgi and Florian stoically holding the pizzas.  HAHAHA.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can you imagine the energy that hangs in the ether around that house? Shudder. 

[charmed1]

The grandma is dressed alike too, omg!

[Pepper Mostly]

Who is the egg shaped woman sitting there in mute horror?

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course they don’t want to eat pizza. They never seem to eat

[Doublemint]

Ten more minutes to All Creatures on PBS.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Who is the egg shaped woman sitting there in mute horror?

I love that her jaw drops then she goes back to eating her pizza. Is that their mom?