Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 3

[kacesq]

Oh yes blue hair...you’re family. Which is why we’ve never heard of you before when it’s clear you would’ve swum with sharks if it meant screen time. 

[Pepper Mostly]

And why is fucking coked up popinjay putting himself in charge? He's a fucking joke. 

[Frozendiva]

The two dudes need to ensure that blue hair guy is legit too.

[charmed1]

Michael looks like the stereotypical villain in every terrible dance movie.

Edited February 8, 2022 by charmed1

[OneGuy]

The blue haired Michael character wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes with my friends when we were in our 20s.

[sainte-chapelle]

Michael is just trying to start shit. Of corse they love him, he kisses their asses. Stacey has known Florian for 7 years. If Mikey was really that close to them they would have met years ago.

Edited February 8, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

If these men aren’t “legit” what are you going to do about it Mike? And Stacey? You’re eating this up but you should be defending Florian here and not letting your fake brother talk to him like that.

Punch him Georgi!

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh yes blue hair...you’re family. Which is why we’ve never heard of you before when it’s clear you would’ve swum with sharks if it meant screen time. 

They’re his sisters, bro. They’re goddesses. They go way back, bro. All the way back to 2014!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

If these men aren’t “legit” what are you going to do about it Mike? And Stacey? You’re eating this up but you should be defending Florian here and not letting your fake brother talk to him like that.

They are both smirking and bridling and loving every second. they love to say that people "Have their back". 

Jesus Christ  they're still on the money in the sock?

[kacesq]

The twins are eating this up. How deep is their insecurity that they need this performative bull shit from a famewhore angling for a spinoff?

[OneGuy]

Darcey and Stacey just let this go on and on and on.  Not a word.

[Frozendiva]

Their friend would have fun with Jesse/Joshua/Wesley (his other escort names).

[sainte-chapelle]

Team Georgi. Team Florian. This guy is garbage. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

They’re his sisters, bro. They’re goddesses. They go way back, bro. All the way back to 2014!

I probably still wear socks from around that time!

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Darcey and Stacey just let this go on and on and on.  Not a word.

They thrive on drama and attention and validation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I probably still wear socks from around that time!

Right? I have shoes older than their "friendship". 

And Michael? Is high as FUCK.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ what are you going to do? Colour my hair blue “ I suddenly love Georgi 

[Frozendiva]

Someone on Twitter just likened Michael's hair to an SOS pad.

[My Girls]

Seriously, do people actually do this?  Is it just me that doesn't have a life resembling a fucked up soap opera?

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

If these men aren’t “legit” what are you going to do about it Mike? And Stacey? You’re eating this up but you should be defending Florian here and not letting your fake brother talk to him like that.

Punch him Georgi!

Right? Florian is her husband…they dated for years. She should be standing up for Florian

[Pepper Mostly]

And Michael does that thing where he says "bro!" every three seconds. I hate that. 

And what is that thing around his neck? Somewhere a baby is missing his teether.

[OneGuy]

Shut up Darcey.

[sainte-chapelle]

I love how Smurf quickly backed off “ welll I didn’t mean I’d take care of you now…another time” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Another beautiful family dinner goes south. So terrible. What could have caused this to happen? 

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I love how Smurf quickly backed off “ welll I didn’t mean I’d take care of you now…another time” 

That's what guys who talk a lot do . . .  back off a lot.

[charmed1]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And what is that thing around his neck? Somewhere a baby is missing his teether.

I think those were his keys. I don’t know why they were on a lime green chain. Maybe he’s a latch key kid.

Edited February 8, 2022 by charmed1

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, lets see, Darce. You deliberately brought your ridiculous parrot headed friend to dinner to grill your boyfriend. And now you're sad. 

You were "stunned"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love how Smurf quickly backed off “ welll I didn’t mean I’d take care of you now…another time” 

I think he specified Tuesday at 3 p.m. works better for his schedule.

[sainte-chapelle]

Georgi was not closed off…your friend started shit. He was the one who should have been forced to leave

[Pepper Mostly]

I am totally Team Georgi here. He's a Eurotrash fuckboy but Darcey picked him. Either be on his side or turn him loose. 

[OneGuy]

Well that trust game proved their love if nothing else will.

[sainte-chapelle]

Welll….Georgi isn’t wrong here

[Pepper Mostly]

SAY NO GEORGI. 

The women on this show LOVE to make their guys hang with people who hate them and "hash it out". WHY

[OneGuy]

It's not important for them to work things out and get along.  That doesn't have to happen.  It's what you want, Darcey, but it's not important to anyone else in the story (except maybe Stacey).

[sainte-chapelle]

You haven’t seen Mikey in years…they don’t need to be friends 

[Pepper Mostly]

I would totally die happy if Georgi fed that poser Michael to the alligators. Even if he just threatened to. I want to hear Cokehead scream like a little girl. 

[Frozendiva]

Chomp chomp. Chump.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

It's not important for them to work things out and get along.  That doesn't have to happen.  It's what you want, Darcey, but it's not important to anyone else in the story (except maybe Stacey).

Trust me, Stacey does not want anyone to get along. I am convinced that she lives solely on vodka, rice cakes and the impotent rage of everyone in her orbit. 

[sainte-chapelle]

There is a movie coming out called “Dog” …they aren’t even trying anymore

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Trust me, Stacey does not want anyone to get along. I am convinced that she lives solely on vodka, rice cakes and the impotent rage of everyone in her orbit. 

I dunno about that…the belly bloat screams wine

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Trust me, Stacey does not want anyone to get along. I am convinced that she lives solely on vodka, rice cakes and the impotent rage of everyone in her orbit. 

Would you catch me?

[Frozendiva]

🤣 Heels on grass?

[charmed1]

Apparently, surgically altered noses are not better in Turkey because that doctor really butchered Darcey’s. It’s all I can see when I look at her. He gave her a snout and the nostrils are crooked.

[OneGuy]

They just don't realize how horrid they look.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Would you catch me?

Always! 

OH MY GOD THOSE OUTFITS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. They're climbing those steps like they're 80 years old. 

[Frozendiva]

Their tops aren't fitting well.

[charmed1]

Those outfits are awful for their body shape.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Their tops aren't fitting well.

Along with their clothes…hair …fake bodies

[Pepper Mostly]

"the girls are passionate about.....um, fashion, and.....um, modeling......"

[Frozendiva]

The ladies are filled with silicone. Like walking Hortas.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Those outfits are awful for their body shape.

I don’t understand their bodies…they aren’t fat but they look fat…I can’t describe it, like the universe 

[Pepper Mostly]

The models' faces are just frozen rictuses. "What the fuck am I doing here?"