90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What does Valentine do? Personal trainer? Life coach? Poet? Artist? Bartender? 

Yes

I hate both Carlos and the other top’s facial hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

April. Honey. Its a foreign country featured on a Matt Sharp show. So it will be portrayed as dirty, backward, primitive, lacking on amenities. Cue the feral dogs and the chickens in the streets, ragged, filthy children, and rotting produce in the markets! 

[Eldemarge]

Oh god, Valentine is BACK on this season.  Yep, I'm way behind.  He got rid of his lego hair hat, at least.  

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

April. Honey. Its a foreign country featured on a Matt Sharp show. So it will be portrayed as dirty, backward, primitive, lacking on amenities. Cue the feral dogs and the chickens in the streets, ragged, filthy children, and rotting produce in the markets! 

Hey the beggar in costume was a nice touch. Very NYC Times Square!

[Hotel Snarker]

April look like she worried she bout to get robbed 😝

What is that, Harambe?

[Shelbie]

I have now muted the tv. Can’t stand to listen to Valentine and Carlos.

[Pepper Mostly]

ENOUGH WITH VALENTINE AND CARLOS' SEX LIFE, SHOW! JESUS CHRIST

[Frozendiva]

Why can’t the show film the nicer parts of the countries? Nigeria and Lagos are modern and not just the dirt roads and goats. Show some luxury hotels and boats.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hey the beggar in costume was a nice touch. Very NYC Times Square!

Wonder how much Sharp had to pay a production assistant to get into that smelly hot costume.

[Hotel Snarker]

Finally we find out who decided to bottom! …..Or not.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Mother, I'd like you to meet Carlos, the top I'm going to spend the rest of my life with"

[Frozendiva]

Just a quick description would be more than enough. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Mother, I'd like you to meet Carlos, the top I'm going to spend the rest of my life with"

“Son, he’s tops in my book.”

[Frozendiva]

Surely they can make this show 30 minutes.

[Hotel Snarker]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HE’S TOUCHING HIS HAIR! 🤮🤮🤮

[Auntie Anxiety]

Has anyone used scented shower discs? I’m considering sending some to my daughters-in-law for Mother’s Day.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Surely they can make this show 30 minutes.

Better still, dispense with it altogether. While I bow to no woman in my love of snarking with my Primetimer peeps, these boring retreads of the same old tired plots are unworthy of us. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Better still, dispense with it altogether. While I bow to no woman in my love of snarking with my Primetimer peeps, these boring retreads of the same old tired plots are unworthy of us. 

At this point, I don’t have a soul to sell.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Better still, dispense with it altogether. While I bow to no woman in my love of snarking with my Primetimer peeps, these boring retreads of the same old tired plots are unworthy of us. 

They are going to spring the couples therapy one at any time. Ugh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has anyone used scented shower discs? I’m considering sending some to my daughters-in-law for Mother’s Day.

Those steamer things? I bought some but they don't really work very well. They dissolve really quickly and I didn't get much scent. Though it might be the kind I got. I love the idea of them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Those steamer things? I bought some but they don't really work very well. They dissolve really quickly and I didn't get much scent. Though it might be the kind I got. I love the idea of them. 

Thanks for the feedback. I also love the idea of them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

They are going to spring the couples therapy one at any time. Ugh.

I will NOT watch that. I hate Ed so fucking much I'd lose it if I had to watch him again. 

[kacesq]

“He’s really good with the kids”

cut to Juan looking at his phone.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, another one with a smug, self satisfied smirk on her stupid, vapid face. I hate her and her shit stirring friend. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I will NOT watch that. I hate Ed so fucking much I'd lose it if I had to watch him again. 

Wait a minute…”Couples Therapy” and ED? What crapshow is this now?

[Frozendiva]

10 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hey the beggar in costume was a nice touch. Very NYC Times Square!

She is probably hoping for New York or Miami.

Just now, kacesq said:

“He’s really good with the kids”

cut to Juan looking at his phone.

How long til I escape back to the boat?

[kacesq]

oh Jessica. You are so stupid. So so stupid. This is not some grand love.

so she basically wants a kid to hold over his misbehaving head…got it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait a minute…”Couples Therapy” and ED? What crapshow is this now?

Isn't 90 Day doing a couples therapy spinoff? With Ed? Or is there some other couples therapy show I should be avoiding? 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Just a quick description would be more than enough. 

Nope, we have to see him RUB HIS EYE WITH CARLOS’ HAIR. 😷 

[Auntie Anxiety]

<shaking her by the shoulders> Jessica, how can you be so fucking stupid? Your sons deserve better than to have some guy come into their lives, “replace” them with another kid and then things between you and Juan go south and you break up. I HATE you.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

oh Jessica. You are so stupid. So so stupid. This is not some grand love.

so she basically wants a kid to hold over his misbehaving head…got it.

He is going to love going from freedom to a family of five.

[kacesq]

None of my friends would ever feel the need to confront my partner. Because I am not a damsel in distress.

Or on a reality show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shit stirring friend needs to butt out. What the fuck. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If he cheats on her again, she won’t be able to trust him. Which implies that she trusts him after he cheated the first time. My head is exploding.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Nope, we have to see him RUB HIS EYE WITH CARLOS’ HAIR. 😷 

At least the moustache is better this season.

[Shelbie]

Jessica is painfully stupid.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If he cheats on her again, she won’t be able to trust him. My head is exploding.

Any around the world six month cruises he can book?

[Hotel Snarker]

I cannot look at this woman knowing she and Juan purposely got pregnant. Having his child doesn’t mean shit. Cheaters are going to cheat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

At least the moustache is better this season.

This is what we’re reduced to.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I cannot look at this woman knowing she and Juan purposely got pregnant. Having his child doesn’t mean shit. Cheaters are going to cheat.

The two of them barely know each other. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I'd rather be talking lasagna with Dave Grohl, but okay.

[kacesq]

Sick of the Derricos and I don’t even watch. So much playing to the cameras.

That’s a very nice hotel.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, what about Everton and Jordan, the forgettable clout chasing wannabes? I’m so sorry…😣 

[Auntie Anxiety]

April loves the finer things in life. And I’m sure she won’t mind subsidizing Valentin’s life in the US.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The two of them barely know each other. 

They gettin’ desperate out there in the poopy towns.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lord help us this woman is certifiable. Run, Valentine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Doctor, heal thyself. You have an obsessive-compulsive disorder. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I bet she would NEVER put her suitcase on the bed!

[kacesq]

Where is she getting new sheets from?

[judylo]

And still no mask. Does not compute.