90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

So let me get this straight—Scott is basically a “recovering” sex addict?

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot imagine talking to my son in this way. And we're close! He tells me stuff. I tell him stuff. But nothing like THAT.

[Frozendiva]

Some older women enjoy sexual freedom - no babies! Granted, many of us have no desire to do it 5 times a day every day.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot imagine talking to my son in this way. And we're close! He tells me stuff. I tell him stuff. But nothing like THAT.

I feel exactly the same way.

[magemaud]

Mama busts a move. Better than busting a hip 

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor mama's legs look like they're going to snap in half. 

Shut us Scott, you are repulsive. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scott, buy a plastic blowup doll. It’s cheaper in the long run.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I find Scott extremely unappealing. I wonder who is going to take care of his dog while he’s away.

 I think Lidia will eat him alive which will be entertaining.

[kacesq]

Lidia and the daughter have had cosmetic enhancements since we first met them, no?

[magemaud]

Oh god, Olive Oyl gets more screen time. 
Es-Cott is on his way 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this stupid or is it just me?

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE HAS A STYLIST?? That's it, I'm dead.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So let me get this straight—Scott is basically a “recovering” sex addict?

Scott doesn’t care about a woman’s sex drive because he’s happy with his lover dog. By the way, did he give birth to his dog?

[magemaud]

And the requisite sassy gay friend! 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this stupid or is it just me?

Not just you.

[Frozendiva]

I would be so embarrassed doing this stuff around my daughter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

And the requisite sassy gay friend! 

He puts the ass in sassy.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE HAS A STYLIST?? That's it, I'm dead.

Well, she didn’t put on those extensions without help 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I would be so embarrassed doing this stuff around my daughter anyone.

FTFY

[Hotel Snarker]

EWWWWWW.

[Pepper Mostly]

Everyone tries to be more vulgar than the others. Its a Vulgar Off!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan proves her idiocy after the commercial break.

[Shelbie]

All of this is taking place in a restaurant. I would hate to be sitting near them.

[Hotel Snarker]

Guess she never used a condom before. Is she a slut person?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching The Investigation on HBO Max. It’s a Danish procedural.

[judylo]

Does she keep changing the amount of time since she last had sex? Inquiring minds …

[Frozendiva]

There is no date stamp on these shows. The viewer has no idea when all this was filmed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember when Hershey’s Bars were wrapped in foil and then over wrapped with brown paper that had the logo printed on it.

[magemaud]

I have a feeling Alejandro is getting revenge on Lidia by setting her up with Es-Cott. This will not end well 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

There is no date stamp on these shows. The viewer has no idea when all this was filmed.

I take my cues from the masks or lack thereof.

[judylo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

There is no date stamp on these shows. The viewer has no idea when all this was filmed.

True, I think she mentioned 2008 (but I could be wrong). But then it was 10 years, then 12? Are my contacts blurry? 

The top-bottom lesson again.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tops. TOPS.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey, did you guys know that they're both tops?

[Shelbie]

Here we go again with the sex education.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

True, I think she mentioned 2008 (but I could be wrong). But then it was 10 years, then 12? Are my contacts blurry? 

2009. God DAMMIT.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos and Val ask the Uber driver to pull over into the corn fields because they can’t control themselves.

[magemaud]

Can a top become a bottom? Asking for an amigo 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Tops. TOPS.

Bingo! I have bingo!

[Pepper Mostly]

God, first Lidia getting naughty with a cucumber and now this. MY EYES

[judylo]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

2009. God DAMMIT.

Longer than that for me! But then, I had a few very promiscuous periods, so …

[Auntie Anxiety]

They bump heads? 

[Hotel Snarker]

You forgot the dildo? Just ask Lidia if you can borrow a cucumber.

[Frozendiva]

You are not going to resolve major issues within 8 days.

[magemaud]

“Ease on down the DIRT road” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

You are not going to resolve major issues within 8 days.

Maybe if you roll a coconut around the room and then smash it? That might help.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

You are not going to resolve major issues within 8 days.

But you may be able to resolve made for tv issues.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They bump heads? 

Is that what the tops are calling it these days? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe if you roll a coconut around the room and then smash it? That might help.

I would wipe out on the slippery coconut and end up in a boot.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe if you roll a coconut around the room and then smash it? That might help.

Burn some sage, recite some psalms, plant a banana tree. Easy peasy.

[Hotel Snarker]

That's a shower?