90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Gabby, Abby will throw you under the bus. Take some ESL classes.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How do Gabby and Abby afford these hotel rooms, food and drink? Do they have jobs? Abby said she doesn’t take money from Frankie.

She was lying? 

She probably has half a dozen rubes on a string. 

[Frozendiva]

How many times do we get the burp?

[Hotel Snarker]

Gaby is definitely the smart one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon needs a timeout.

Aryanna can’t handle the truth.

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon shut down when you left the island. You were nothing but a fling that went sideways.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh wow….he is admitting to using her. Shocking I know 😂 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh wow….he is admitting to using her. Shocking I know 😂 

I am clutching my pearls so hard right now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon, say goodbye to Odin forever.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sherlon didn’t force her to open her legs. Sherlon doesn’t care…he never cared about her. Time to cut your losses.

Edited January 10, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it’s Sherlon’s high school crush that makes him cheat on his son’s mother. You can come up with something better than that, Sherlon!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh please Sherlon. Enough with your poignant pain. 

 

[TwirlyGirly]

Aryanna is full of shit. Is she saying if she'd known it was just a vacation fling she would have used birth control? I don't care how much you think someone you just met loves you, you don't take chances with pregnancy with someone you just met! 

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s being dragged so hard by his mom.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, TwirlyGirly said:

Aryanna is full of shit. Is she saying if she'd known it was just a vacation fling she would have used birth control? I don't care how much you think someone you just met loves you, you don't take chances with pregnancy with someone you just met! 

Or could have gone for Plan B if she got swept away in the moment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So it’s Sherlon’s high school crush that makes him cheat on his son’s mother. You can come up with something better than that, Sherlon!

You think? I think that Sherlon is not very bright. 

Why does Aryanna want this guy so bad? He's not smart, he's not handsome, he's not kind. Figure out how to co-parent and move on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would you want to be married to someone who is participating because of a gun pointed to his head? In this day and age.

[Frozendiva]

They are not the Culpo sisters!

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS IS THIS CRAPFEST TWO HOURS?? I CANNOT.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

JESUS IS THIS CRAPFEST TWO HOURS?? I CANNOT.

So so dull

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

JESUS IS THIS CRAPFEST TWO HOURS?? I CANNOT.

I think it is over at 9:30. We can carry you to the finish line if need be.

[Hotel Snarker]

Aryanna should plant a banana tree.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why would you want to be married to someone who is participating because of a gun pointed to his head? In this day and age.

It is the dream. Love, or fling, baby carriage, and marriage!

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

JESUS IS THIS CRAPFEST TWO HOURS?? I CANNOT.

My listing said ONE hour.

[judylo]

I know she was stupid and naive, but I do feel sorry for her. I’m getting soft in my old age.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Aryanna should plant a banana tree.

Everything would work out fine if she would only give up peanuts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Everything would work out fine if she would only give up peanuts.

And wore light colors.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

And wore light colors.

And carried a rose quartz healing stone.

[Hotel Snarker]

Carlos’ sister probably already knows.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think it is over at 9:30. We can carry you to the finish line if need be.

Bless you. I felt a thrill of joy when I glanced up and saw it was 9 o'clock! Imagine my chagrin.

[TwirlyGirly]

Aryanna still hasn't figured out you can't "should" someone into a relationship. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Carlos’ sister probably already knows.

There is no one in Carlos' immediate orbit who doesn't know. That would be impossible. 

Oh, and speaking of wearing light colors and rose quartz....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan notices a rat running around the shower area, brought back from Thailand for just this kind of occasion by the producer.

Edited January 10, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Not fun for the downgrade to shower from the rain barrel.

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't get this chica. Why doesn't she just, you know, tell them the truth? 

She's used to a life of luxury? On a teacher's pay? 

So, on the one hand she wants to move to the DR and do yoga on the beach. On the other, she has a ten step beauty routine and is already whinging about the water pressure. 

[Frozendiva]

They always want to send money back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele still refuses to see that Johan wants the green card.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST SAY SO THEN?? 

And you don't have to get married in three days, you know. No one's holding a gun to your head.

[Hotel Snarker]

Every time I see Danielle standing up, I am astonished by how tiny she is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure him sending home money to the family will be a bone of contention in every fucking argument they ever have from this day forward. Maybe they can write that into their marriage vows.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Sharp cranks out the tired old plot. "This monster wants to actually help his family! What a brute".

[Frozendiva]

Any woman in her right mind would doubt your intentions.

[sainte-chapelle]

Get used to it….he plans to send most of his money back to his family. Shades of Pedro.

Edited January 10, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[TwirlyGirly]

Quick off-topic question: I'm on mobile and the ads at the bottom of the screen cover up the "Show new replies" button. Anyone else have that problem? 

[Pepper Mostly]

BINGO. He doesn't give a fuck, Danielle. Take it or leave it. Plenty more where you came from. 

Just now, TwirlyGirly said:

Quick off-topic question: I'm on mobile and the ads at the bottom of the screen cover up the "Show new replies" button. Anyone else have that problem? 

Yes, all of us. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Five months. FIVE WHOLE MONTHS. I waited almost three years to adopt my dog because I wanted to make sure I was ready.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, TwirlyGirly said:

Quick off-topic question: I'm on mobile and the ads at the bottom of the screen cover up the "Show new replies" button. Anyone else have that problem? 

Yep, on my iPad.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Yep, on my iPad.

Also a yes for me

[Pepper Mostly]

Christ you've only known him for five months! And now she's on her high horse and mad at HIM because of her rose colored glasses. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Quick off-topic question: I'm on mobile and the ads at the bottom of the screen cover up the "Show new replies" button. Anyone else have that problem? 

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Quick off-topic question: I'm on mobile and the ads at the bottom of the screen cover up the "Show new replies" button. Anyone else have that problem? 

Switching to a different browser(?) might help. Try DuckDuckGo.