90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Amber ever NOT drink? She seemed completely loaded in that clip.

[Frozendiva]

I exchanged my stinky spuds. The poor customer service clerk. They preceded themselves. I may have to wash the reusable bag.

[kacesq]

Hello all! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sherlon's face says "Please send help".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sherlon dressed as though she was going clubbing tonight.

[kacesq]

Aryanna’s superior attitude reeks off of her…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Amber ever NOT drink? She seemed completely loaded in that clip.

She is perpetually hammered. She's loving having her bestie there so they can day drink and watch Real Housewives. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Sherlon dressed as though she was going clubbing tonight.

How do you know she’s not?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Sherlon dressed as though she was going clubbing tonight.

She'll probably need a few shots after an hour or two with the Bitch Face Twins tag teaming on her and her son.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna has quite the puss on her. She’s like a 19yo who thinks she knows everything about everything. Except birth control.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Aryanna, can you attempt to paste a smile on that stank face?

[Frozendiva]

No one asked Aryanna to have the baby.

[kacesq]

OMG enough with poor martyred Aryanna…next time use a condom when you’re on vacation.

he’s not obligated to love you because you spawned with him, sheesh.

Season finale is next week? Already?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon is trying to stifle a laugh. Yeah, sure, I’m going to change, Mom. I promise. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

OMG enough with poor martyred Aryanna…next time use a condom when you’re on vacation.

he’s not obligated to love you because you spawned with him, sheesh.

Season finale is next week? Already?

TOW starts soon. This has to finish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Believe me, if there's one thing Sherlon knows its how tough Aryanna has it. She speaks of nothing else. 

Wait, I thought Mama Aryanna "came out of retirement" to help Aryanna with the baby? Now she's coming home from work finding Ary weeping in the shower? Get your stories straight ladies. The two of them are drama queens extraordinaire. 

[kacesq]

What kind of fake lashes is she wearing? 
 

lord, so much self pity…

Just now, Frozendiva said:

TOW starts soon. This has to finish.

Isn’t TOW going to be on Sundays?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ari and her mom ratting Sherlon out to his mom, the tears …then sitting there like the cat that ate the canary…bitch

[Pepper Mostly]

BEING A SINGLE MOTHER WAS YOUR CHOICE ARYANNA JESUS FUCK.

[kacesq]

Amber is such a shallow nasty wench. 
 

why did she even get married?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Believe me, if there's one thing Sherlon knows its how tough Aryanna has it. She speaks of nothing else. 

Wait, I thought Mama Aryanna "came out of retirement" to help Aryanna with the baby? Now she's coming home from work finding Ary weeping in the shower? Get your stories straight ladies. The two of them are drama queens extraordinaire. 

I think Aryanna meant that her mother had to go back to work in order to support them. Aryanna is just too stupid to understand the phrase.

[Pepper Mostly]

And how naive is this chica? Of course Sherlon was nice and complimentary and loving--he wanted to have sex with you! 

[kacesq]

Amber can’t afford the house as it is and now she wants a pool. Oh Daniel…run. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What kind of fake lashes is she wearing? 
 

lord, so much self pity…

Isn’t TOW going to be on Sundays?

Yeah, but Daniele and Yohan are on it, their story or fakery should not overlap.

[Pepper Mostly]

"My husband is pissed but I don't care because I just want to pound tequila shots with my bestie!" How very charming.

She is fucking sloshed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And how naive is this chica? Of course Sherlon was nice and complimentary and loving--he wanted to have sex with you! 

Aryanna doesn’t have the capacity to process that.

[Hotel Snarker]

Does she not care about WHY he might be so miserable?

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Does she not care about WHY he might be so miserable?

Not at all. It’s more important for her to have cat parades…

[Frozendiva]

No snark on Colten’s accident and injury?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel doesn’t remember that Amber has always been a bitch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber's behavior is embarrassing. She should be ashamed of herself. She's a grown woman of what, thirty years old. She's acting like a teenager with her first bottle of Ripple. I feel terrible for Daniel. 

[Frozendiva]

Amber is childish and drunk.

[kacesq]

We had fun in Costa Rica! Yeah you were on vacation ffs.

 

[Mr. Miner]

Amber’s a dullard!

[Hotel Snarker]

Gosh, I feel bad for Daniel. All this because she thought he was going to get a green card in a week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Add Amber to the victim column.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does she not care about WHY he might be so miserable?

Of course not! 

Now she's drunk crying, and blaming Daniel for all her idiocy. 

Daniel. Run. 

[kacesq]

All new love stories for TOW? Yay!

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber, bitch, you need to sit down and drink some water.

[sainte-chapelle]

Amber…you are 31 pounding tequila shots with your bestie like a frat girl. Stop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

All new love stories for TOW? Yay!

Two weeks into it, we’ll be whining about the new couples, because that’s the dance we do with this fuckery. And I have no intention of stopping.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Amber wanted Ashton to move in because her booze bill was breaking the bank? Do I have that right?

[Hotel Snarker]

I thought that getting drunk with your bestie was your version of “giving you a break” … seems like that wasn’t the solution after all.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

All new love stories for TOW? Yay!

No, we get Daniele and Yohan.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Nobody told me this?!?!” Christ on a cracker…did you not read the paperwork. You brought him here you bimbo.

[Frozendiva]

Ya think, Abby? You secretly want to marry Frankie and dump Gabby?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rodney is the intermediary in this bullshit phoniness. They are all such shitty actors.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, everytime I see Tammy Slaton burping on that commercial, I get the same violent feelings I had for Ed last night. Throwing my remote at the TV. Am I alone?

[Pepper Mostly]

Right? Where the hell is Frankie? Isn't this supposed to be his story? Jesus, now the hacks who are supposed to be on this shit show are sending in understudies? 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, everytime I see Tammy Slaton burping on that commercial, I get the same violent feelings I had for Ed last night. Throwing my remote at the TV. Am I alone?

You are not. Tammy Slaton gives me violent nausea.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, everytime I see Tammy Slaton burping on that commercial, I get the same violent feelings I had for Ed last night. Throwing my remote at the TV. Am I alone?

No. She is vile and wastes chance after chance yet she is still here.