90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

This chick should date Tanya….perfect match

I think Val eats too many peanuts….he also sees a lot of bananas 

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentine doesn't understand why he needs to be kind or thoughtful to another human person he professes to love. What a catch you've made Carlos!

[Auntie Anxiety]

VaLentine and Carlos. A match made in heaven paradise.

[Hotel Snarker]

I wanna see some realness. Like Danielle ranting about how underpaid teachers are in the USA and he has the balls to eat 200 dollar peanuts. These people are doormats.

[Auntie Anxiety]

VaLentine: In America I treat people like crap and they don’t care. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and now he's going to bitch about the water pressure? Carlos. Honey. Take him to the airport.  You don't need this. 

[Shelbie]

Valentine calls himself an alpha male. The rest of the world just calls him an asshole.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and now he's going to bitch about the water pressure? Carlos. Honey. Take him to the airport.  You don't need this. 

Carlos needs to find a kiosk that sells self-respect.

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentine is just another Ed. Unloads on his partner and makes everything his fault. And if Carlos expresses his feelings Valentine calls him names and says he's "too sensitive". 

[Hotel Snarker]

Carlos. Hun. If someone asks you to put on a song, don’t whistle. Seems passive aggressive.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Valentine is just another Ed. Unloads on his partner and makes everything his fault. And if Carlos expresses his feelings Valentine calls him names and says he's "too sensitive". 

That «  too sensitive «  comment really bothers me…that is for gaslighters and abusers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So my dog trainer fired us. She said she didn’t have the time for our once a week hour lesson. Just as well because my dog didn’t like her. I’m thinking of sending her to dog school for a few hours a couple of times per week. She’s a great dog but needs some socialization and since I’m a recluse, there is no one here for her to socialize with other than me. But she LOVES me!

Aryanna thinks that because she had sex with Sherlon a couple of times, she now owns him. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So my dog trainer fired us. She said she didn’t have the time for our once a week hour lesson. Just as well because my dog didn’t like her. I’m thinking of sending her to dog school for a few hours a couple of times per week. She’s a great dog but needs some socialization and since I’m a recluse, there is no one here for her to socialize with other than me. But she LOVES me!

 Boooo but maybe a dog school will help socialize pup? Good luck!

[Pepper Mostly]

Aryanna is just rocking the perma bitchface. What an attractive look. She really knows how to win a guy over. 

[kacesq]

This girl is an idiot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, even your mother knew there is no future for you and your sperm donor. Get with it!

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY DID YOU THINK YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP? 

You believed what you wanted to believe. Jesus, she sounds like a fifteen year old. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought you went down there so he could see his son.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Valentine calls himself an alpha male. The rest of the world just calls him an asshole.

Maturity of a peanut. 🥜 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well I dunno Aryanna, maybe he's not attracted to you because you're a nagging, whinging, self deluded twit? Just spitballing here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I bet he rues the day he climbed on top of this hose beast

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 Boooo but maybe a dog school will help socialize pup? Good luck!

Doggie day care? Taking him to a grocery store and sitting outside so he meets people?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how she thinks that the way to have a successful relationship is to read him the riot act and tell him exactly what she wants him to do and say. She cares nothing for HIM. She's not interested in being a good partner to him. She is awful.

[Hotel Snarker]

Aryanna is finding a lot of ways to avoid saying that they're not together. Sherlon has been single the entire time.

[Shelbie]

Work on what relationship ? She is acting like they had this huge great love story. She is delusional. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess I’m an idiot a hopeless romantic but I would love to believe that Aryanna uses birth control when she spends more alone time with Sherlon.  If not, Little Thor will be their next surprise.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here we go. Danielle is going to lay her clueless white lady insights on us. Then she'll tell us or Johan how lucky he is to get to go to the USA, that paradise where the streets are paved with gold and he should be kissing the hem of her garment for bringing him there. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I guess I’m an idiot a hopeless romantic but I would love to believe that Aryanna uses birth control when she spends more alone time with Sherlon.  If not, Little Thor will be their next surprise.

Or Loki. The idiots next door had two babies in about a year. Don’t know if #3 will show up next fall. Stupid people.

[Pepper Mostly]

See that? She's rolling her eyes and sighing because Johan's auntie would like some shoes. I would like to smack her, for real.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh here we go. Danielle is going to lay her clueless white lady insights on us. Then she'll tell us or Johan how lucky he is to get to go to the USA, that paradise where the streets are paved with gold and he should be kissing the hem of her garment for bringing him there. 

Does she not realize that he will be sending money home and trying to get as many relatives over to the US?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Doggie day care? Taking him to a grocery store and sitting outside so he meets people?

She’s “reactive’ (i.e., barks her fool head off) at both human and dog and she thinks I need protection. She’d do better without me at the other end of the leash.

[sainte-chapelle]

You are in for a shock. The American Dream is dead. The streets are not paved with gold.

Edited January 3, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to do yoga on the beach? 

Oh, here it comes, the dreaded "he'll want to help his family". What a monster. I mean seriously, did she think he'd just jettison his family without a backward glance so he can rub her feet and hold her sage and bang her senseless?

Edited January 3, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Danielle is very foolish talking about $4k monthly rent. That might be someone's entire salary for a few months or even a year. They are going to think she's loaded.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So suddenly it is dawning I Daniele that Johan might have a ulterior motive? No ability for any critical thinking all this while? This is who is teaching your kids, folks.

[Shelbie]

But Daniele has done everything she could to ensure a loyal happy marriage. She gave up PEANUTS.

[Hotel Snarker]

The Big Dominican Lunch! Like that SNL "Big Papi" skit!

[Frozendiva]

I would be very suspicious of a younger dude I met on vacation. Sleep with one eye open.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just switched to the football game. Sounds like there was a really bad injury. I’m thinking that the player died. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Abby that dense? What did she think the man was going to say?

[Frozendiva]

Gabby, Abby will throw you under the bus.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just switched to the football game. Sounds like there was a really bad injury. I’m thinking that the player died. 

It was bad. He had to be given CPR on the field and is now on his way to the hospital. They need to call of the game imo. The players were in tears.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The Big Dominican Lunch! Like that SNL "Big Papi" skit!

"You can have mofungo. Tostones. Yuccas fritas"

[sainte-chapelle]

Abby reminds me of pre nush girl. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

But Daniele has done everything she could to ensure a loyal happy marriage. She gave up PEANUTS.

Big whoop. Call me when she gives up her CAR.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Big whoop. Call me when she gives up her CAR.

Pikers!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

It was bad. He had to be given CPR on the field and is now on his way to the hospital. They need to call of the game imo. The players were in tears.

FFS call the game! I remember watching hockey once and thought there was going to be a brawl because all the players jumped onto the ice to stop play. A player died on the bench …they brought him back but his heart stopped and he was dead for a bit. Game cancelled. How does anyone focus or continue  after that? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos can do much better than douchebag VaLentine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Carlos, go home honey. You don't need this dickweed. You seem like a nice lad. Find someone who'll appreciate you and not treat you like a nuisance. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos isn’t your stepfather, bro.