90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Mr. Miner]

I got dickmatized in the DR!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Did they send a photo saying it was delivered?

Just a text. It wasn’t stolen, as I live. on a private way in the woods. 

[Frozendiva]

Daniele’s friends are right.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck off, all of you. She she wants to get married, let her get married. She's over forty and is quite determined to make this ridiculous mistake. 

That said, I agree, @Frozendiva, they are right. 

Edited December 20, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, so she crazy crazy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I put more thought into rescuing my dog than this idiot has given to getting married and procreating with a fuck boy.

[judylo]

Oh my. She’s tiny. This doesn’t bode well.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's a school teacher for fucks sake. Hardly sugar mama material. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele, you’re a New Yorker. You should know better.

[Pepper Mostly]

"His penis is the size of my arm!" she smirks. Its all about the D.

Who is Angie threatening to end now? Its so hard to keep up.

[Frozendiva]

She should sign up for some Spanish classes first.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Who is Angie threatening to end now? Its so hard to keep up.

I think it was Usman that she was haranguing. She makes a snarky comment about his missing teeth. Pot, kettle, black.

[Mr. Miner]

If she’s sending him money I hope he gets every last penny.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

She should sign up for some Spanish classes first.

Duolingo! 15 minutes a day! 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"His penis is the size of my arm!" she smirks. Its all about the D.

Who is Angie threatening to end now? Its so hard to keep up.

If it were true, he’d be featured in Guinness Book of World Records.

Everyone, probably. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos is hairy. Bet he spends the better part of every morning on manscaping.

I really don’t need to know any more about tops and bottoms. But The Learning Channel.....

[Pepper Mostly]

I DO NOT NEED TO BE A WITNESS TO THIS CONVERSATION. 

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC has really been enjoying giving us TMI recently.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Carlos had a bad case of cystic acne when he was a teen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, your family knows. They know. 

[Frozendiva]

Meet the guy first. Then introduce him to the family.

[Gobi]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just a text. It wasn’t stolen, as I live. on a private way in the woods. 

Check your mailbox and nearby. They aren’t supposed to put it there, but sometimes do.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mens with big butts…

[Frozendiva]

Guess they need a seatbelt extender.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Twinsies!

[judylo]

Is this 1,000 Pound Friends?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Check your mailbox and nearby. They aren’t supposed to put it there, but sometimes do.

One year the delivery guy hid my package in my bbq.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't know what she wears or what she likes. I'm just a thirsty mofo who can't wait to have my bank account cleaned out by a cute little grifter"

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Is this 1,000 Pound Friends?

I smell spinoff!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Check your mailbox and nearby. They aren’t supposed to put it there, but sometimes do.

Much too big for the mailbox. It’s a car barrier so my dog can’t put her front paws on the center console and lick my face while I’m driving. I’ve been trying to train her but she is incorrigible.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

One year the delivery guy hid my package in my bbq.

Wow, that's creative! My delivery folks just toss everything on my porch. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I don't know what she wears or what she likes. I'm just a thirsty mofo who can't wait to have my bank account cleaned out by a cute little grifter"

He doesn’t love her. He wants a hot little piece on his arm. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶🎶My funny VaLentine🎶🎶

[judylo]

They don’t want us to forget about the top issue.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Is this 1,000 Pound Friends?

Yes. It’s 1,000lb Best Friends in Paradise: Caribbean Sister Wives.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When was this filmed? 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, that's creative! My delivery folks just toss everything on my porch. 

In summer, they can hide a package behind my front porch planters. In winter, I have a planter so a package can fit behind it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m praying that we don’t have to see these two in flagrante in the bedroom doing rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets the top bunk, so to speak.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yes. It’s 1,000lb Best Friends in Paradise: Caribbean Sister Wives.

I would 100% watch this.

[sainte-chapelle]

Vaseline is the worst person to introduce to your sister.

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope they explain what a top is 4 more times.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping there is a local cornfield near by because these two need it NOW!

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I hope they explain what a top is 4 more times.

And mention asses 5 more times.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m praying that we don’t have to see these two in flagrante in the bedroom doing rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets the top bunk, so to speak.

Oh god. Sleep will be a stranger to me tonight. 

He brought him a stuffed panda bear? 

On the one hand Carlos lives in terror because being gay is not accepted but he doesn't hesitate to hurl himself into Valentine's arms and kiss him enthusiastically in the middle of the airport? Whiplash.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

And mention asses 5 more times.

Pretty soon in 5 mins the cameramen will be in on the demonstrations.

Let's be honest, Carlos' family is like 89% sure he's gay without him telling them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another one with a spiritual coach. We’re going to hell in a hand-basket, folks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well I for one am positively fainting to hear the wisdom from her spiritual mentor. Though I would have preferred a meeting with Voodoo Gladys. She knew what was what.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Well clearly this religion is helping you make great decisions 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess the spirit coach and his sidekick got a peek at this season;s script. “He’s a flirter.” No shit, Sherlock.

[Frozendiva]

As if a tree will tame anything.

[judylo]

Plant a banana tree? Keep away from peanuts?