90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Arianna, it’s Jamaica’s fault that you got pregnant.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

You didn’t fall in love…you fell on his dick and got pregnant 

[kacesq]

Odin is adorable.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh here we go, the haggish Aryanna. 

His father isn't here to raise Odin with you because he can't stand you, you ridiculous twit.

Spoiler

Apparently Sherlon married someone else recently.

[Pepper Mostly]

That baby is mad cute, not gonna lie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Odin had all the gods in Valhalla looking out for his welfare.

[kacesq]

He doesn’t want to marry you, Aryanna. Good Lord. How much more obvious does he have to be?

[sainte-chapelle]

I am glad Odin is okay

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, your relationship with Sherlon doesn’t exist. Fact, not opinion.

[kacesq]

I forget but doesn’t Sherlon have other kids?

[judylo]

Somehow every time they say Odin, I hear Onan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon looks like he’s trying to make sense out of the Rosetta Stone.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, kacesq said:

I forget but doesn’t Sherlon have other kids?

They’re scattered all over the US.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe the delusion of this silly nincompoop. You and Sherlon do not have a relationship! You wound up pregnant because you had too many Cuba Libres but even they couldn't slake your thirst. And she's STILL trying to trap him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re at nowhere in your relationship, Sherlon. NOWHERE!

[Hotel Snarker]

Sherlon doesn’t seem like he read any parenting books to prepare for fatherhood…

[sainte-chapelle]

The only loser in this situation is Odin. We all know Sherlon will eventually make like David Copperfield and disappear 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I forget but doesn’t Sherlon have other kids?

I don't think so--the guy who climbed trees to get coconuts for that cray cray hula hooping Stephanie had a bunch, I think. 

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot believe the delusion of this silly nincompoop. You and Sherlon do not have a relationship! You wound up pregnant because you had too many Cuba Libres but even they couldn't slake your thirst. And she's STILL trying to trap him.

I love the word nincompoop!

[Mr. Miner]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Sherlon doesn’t seem like he read any parenting books to prepare for fatherhood…

His preparations will probably be unacceptable.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

The only loser in this situation is Odin. We all know Sherlon will eventually make like David Copperfield and disappear 

To be fair, no doubt Aryanna will use that baby as a club to beat Sherlon with for his whole life. (See also, Tiffany). She doesn't give a fuck about whether her kid has a dad. She wants a husband. And if she does manage to land some schmo, you can bet that old Sherlon will be forgotten toot sweet.

[Hotel Snarker]

How old do y’all think Sherlon actually is??

[sainte-chapelle]

Off topic but I went way back Into the archives and watched My Own Private Idaho. I really think River Phoenix would have become one of the best actors of his generation. Keanu Reeves…probably his best performance. Such a shame.

Edited December 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

His preparations will probably be unacceptable.

No matter what he does, she will complain and criticize. She does not seem to be of an easygoing and understanding nature. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This show is intent on the cashing in on the soft porn.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

No matter what he does, she will complain and criticize. She does not seem to be of an easygoing and understanding nature. 

She reminds me of the other girl …I forget her name…barn lady who made him clean the stalls. She was awful.

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I forget but doesn’t Sherlon have other kids?

He’s said that he doesn’t have any, except for Odin. I’m not sure if I believe that thoooo.

I wonder if he still works at the swingers’ resort?

[Mr. Miner]

Gaby looks like the top in this relationship.

[sainte-chapelle]

What the fuck?!?!? Why though?

[judylo]

She always dreamed of love at first sight but NEVER had it, until she met Gaby—TEN YEARS AGO! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“We outgrew each other.” Bad choice of words.

[judylo]

This guy—i would never! Not even at 68! Wtf?

[Hotel Snarker]

Frankie must have a huge bank account.

[Frozendiva]

Gaby knows nothing about Abby?

[sainte-chapelle]

Mia and Lucia is that you?!?! White Lotus reference 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember when having a relationship with someone that your current relationship has no knowledge of is called cheating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Frankie does not look well. 

[Frozendiva]

I was thinking more Days of our Lives a few years ago when Abby had some mental Iillness that turned her into Gabby instead of the real Gabi.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Frozendiva

[sainte-chapelle]

They….they are using you. She will demand that they get her GF to the US stat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kody gets three chances on three separate nights to claim his victimhood.

[sainte-chapelle]

1000 lbs of bad decisions 

[Pepper Mostly]

The Slaton sisters repel me. WHY are these two unprepossessing slags on TV? They are AWFUL. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kody gets three chances on three separate nights to claim his victimhood.

Its what he's always wanted. He must be transported with joy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What do I do if Amazon said it delivered my package to my front door and it never arrived?

[Frozendiva]

What was in that tube?

[sainte-chapelle]

No thanks Lume. I take showers I don’t need deodorant for my naughty bits.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do I do if Amazon said it delivered my package to my front door and it never arrived?

Did they send a photo saying it was delivered?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do I do if Amazon said it delivered my package to my front door and it never arrived?

Contact them ….we did that and received almost an instant refund. The item was under 50 bucks though. They also never provided a photo.

Edited December 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do I do if Amazon said it delivered my package to my front door and it never arrived?

Call their customer service. Google for several numbers. They usually bend to my will.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Daniele make her son call Johan “Daddy?” And does he call her son, “my boy?”

[Pepper Mostly]

So, what book are these ladies reading? Something highly intellectually challenging, I bet.