90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was looking for you all! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi all…oh no another witchy woman

[Auntie Anxiety]

Crazy Ass Lady #1. Buckle your seatbelts. It’s going to be a wild ride.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't say with any certainty how long I will last--I took a slug of NyQuil minutes ago, thinking that I might be able to hang if the show was an hour. To my horror I found out it was two. I expect I'll pass out soon, but I'm game till then. 

Oh fuck me, this chica is going to give me the megrims with her faux African spiritual traditions and navel gazing.

[kacesq]

It’s freezing here in NJ. I could use a tropical vacay…

[Mr. Miner]

Man, I tuned in too early and saw some HEA and Pillow Talk losers I can’t stand. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hotel Snarker]

So I heard there’s a new season of TOW coming up next year. Is that true?

[Pepper Mostly]

HE'S A PERSONAL TRAINER! DRINK!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is it always the hired help? Guess they are used to romancing the needy women.

[sainte-chapelle]

Yohan equals Luis 

[Frozendiva]

I can overlook a minor language barrier.

[kacesq]

Oh they don’t speak each other’s language. Match made in heaven for sure.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I could overlook the language barrier because penis".

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was looking for you all! 

Yayyy you found us!

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Man, I tuned in too early and saw some HEA and Pillow Talk losers I can’t stand. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Same! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No one knows she’s chasing dick in the Caribbean. So she needs to go on a national tv show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh girl, haven't you seen the show? Of course your friends are going to try and change your mind! Sweet Jesus. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait..

didn’t she say her son is a young adult? If she had him at 21 he is only 11? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, so we’re now watching Jesus Christ Superstar???

[Pepper Mostly]

That is some glorious facial hair. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait..

didn’t she say her son is a young adult? If she had him at 21 he is only 11? 

Thought she was 42.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cue Cyndy Lauper: 🎶🎶 True Colors

[kacesq]

Surprise surprise another musical artist…

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh honey. I doubt that anyone in your circle has any question about your orientation. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Thought she was 42.

Ahhh thank  you I misheard her age! I hope her son isn’t sleeping with Veronica too

Edited December 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

Man rhymed sleek with ass cheeks….watch out Bob Dylan!

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no. VaLentine, with an “L”? Another famous rapper/singer who got inspired by Sojaboy.

[Pepper Mostly]

My, this lad is a regular Shakespeare. "She's looking real sleek, right down to her ass cheeks". Poetry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Weirdest hairline since ________ <fill in the blank>

[kacesq]

I have never taken a selfie in the bathroom…what’s wrong with me???

[judylo]

It’s the two tops again!

[sainte-chapelle]

This guy already rubs me the wrong way

[Pepper Mostly]

IF YOU HAVE NOT MET YOU ARE NOT "DATING". What the actual fuck.

[Hotel Snarker]

“She looking real sleek, right down to her ass cheeks.” Ok!

[Auntie Anxiety]

We are just 13 minutes in and the hairdos are already distracting me.

[Mr. Miner]

Dude has a twohead!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. I doubt that anyone in your circle has any question about your orientation. 

Especially while he sipped on that bright green and fruity cocktail.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TMI. Stop it, Sharp.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m glad he cleared the top, bottom thing up.

[judylo]

This ain’t gonna work.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

I’m glad he cleared the top, bottom thing up.

Imagine, in this day and age, feeling that this had to be explained to the viewing audience. 

[sainte-chapelle]

What a hot mess….inexperienced moustache man needs to steer clear.

[Frozendiva]

No one has the idea of what happens on the island stays on the island?

[Auntie Anxiety]

VaL is hoping to get some exposure being on this crap fest. I‘ll show myself out.

[Pepper Mostly]

My last Xmas gift arrived today and has been wrapped. Fake tree lugged up from the cellar. Halls, decked. Fa la la la la's, la la la la'd. Bring it on, Santa.

[sainte-chapelle]

At least Kenny is somewhat likeable…Val…is not

[kacesq]

Oh this chick is back…

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good it’s the shrew. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here we go, the haggish Aryanna. 

His father isn't here to raise Odin with you because he can't stand you, you ridiculous twit.

[Mr. Miner]

Sherlon fell in my vagina! 🙄