90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Aw, I like David and Annie too!

They're unusual on this show because it seems like they actually like each other. 

[Gobi]

"How would you like dating my husband?"

"How would you like removing my shoe from your ass?"

[Pepper Mostly]

17 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Fireplace and dessert table for me.

Fine choice. We're burning applewood logs tonight. And the featured desserts are Boston cream pie, lemon blueberry cheesecake, and salted caramel brownie sundaes. 

[Zombness]

I like David and Annie too.  I think  Annie is a hard working woman and has helped David a lot.

[MagicEyes]

Someone posted Nikki's new single on Reddit. I'm going to have a little respect for myself and not click "Play."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia should work on a dance routine with her dog,

[Pepper Mostly]

Julia looks weird, has she gained weight? Her face looks rounder. Fillers? She needs to leave her face alone. 

[Gobi]

You don't have to be a stripper to make a living, Julia. There's always Only Fans.

[MagicEyes]

It's good that Julia and Brandon finally got away from the farm. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Julia should work on a dance routine with her dog,

She could join the circus! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess Kanye’s wife isn’t welcome?

Those ten inch heels look scary to me.

[MagicEyes]

I would break my neck if I tried to wear shoes like that!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wasn't Julia doing competitive body building? Or do I have her mixed up with Anfisa? 

[Gobi]

She's a maniac, maniac! And she's dancing like she never danced before!

[MagicEyes]

She got the job!!!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’m so thrilled to have gotten an offer to be a stripper! The standards are very high!”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I would break my neck if I tried to wear shoes like that!

Just looking at them is giving me the vapors. 

They have a massage table?

[Gobi]

Brandon is opposed to this due to the strong moral values he inherited from his swinger parents.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just say "my wife is a dancer", Brandon, you uptight prick. 

"I'd rather starve and lose my home than tell my pest control friends that my hot wife makes money as a go go dancer!" Sheesh.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They have a massage table?

It's in the Sharp budget, right next to penis decorations. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

It's in the Sharp budget, right next to penis decorations. 

Don’t forget the sex toys.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the sex toys.

And the pregnancy tests.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, @Auntie Anxiety, looks like Marcus, the Deep Thinker, is back on SSW! Its going to be delightful to see what he and the girls are up to, isn't it? 

Debbie was FiNE when she was young. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the sex toys.

I'm really trying to! But Jasmine keeps hauling out the butt plugs. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

And the pregnancy tests.

And the trips to ax throwing bars.

[judylo]

Ustase Tony. Sharp doesn’t care.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They could have gone to the local senior center for chair yoga.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And the trips to ax throwing bars.

I should try that. I have too much unchanneled aggression.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I should try that. I have too much unchanneled aggression.

You could bake bread. Punching the dough is therapeutic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, no one forced you to move in with Tony.

[Gobi]

"I gave up everything to be here." Even your car?

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO BE HERE!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie can name her new kitten Coltee.

[MagicEyes]

I don't trust this white cat. It looks devious.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would snatch up that fluffy black and white kitty in a trice. 

[Zombness]

These are the cats from Hell....Tony wants to drive Debbie out of his life.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would love to see someone dump a drink on that simpering twit who mews "would you be interested in dating my husband?"

[Gobi]

She decided to stay in a war zone rather than live with Caesar.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cesar, I’m not interested in your swimmers or your sample. TMI. He’s shooting blanks. Thank the lord.

Edited February 13, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Caesar. WHO are you planning to have kids with, exactly? 

 

[judylo]

Oh, poor Caesar.

[Zombness]

He is going to ship the sperm to Ukraine so the girl can impregnate herself and have Cesar's kid.

[MagicEyes]

I just remembered I have to hem some pants. It would be more interesting than learning about Ceasar's sperm count. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Really? Please stop. STOP!!!!

[Suzywriter]

59 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Me too, but why is he so weird about kissing?   

You could have stopped at "why is he so weird".

[Gobi]

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Me too, but why is he so weird about kissing?   

You could have stopped at "why is he so weird".

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Cesar has low T? Who would have guessed?

[Pepper Mostly]

He's going to be actively trying, as soon as he scares up a woman who's actually willing to have sex with him. Stay tuned!

[Gobi]

Isn't polygamy illegal?