90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Well I am fainting to see Jesse interact with Jeniffffffer's daughter. You can just tell that he is a natural with children. 

[Gobi]

Will Violet recognize her mother?

[Hotel Snarker]

Looks like Jesse and Jeniffer's yoga session went well.

[OneGuy]

I appreciate his patronizing, "So nice to meet you . . ."

[Auntie Anxiety]

There was no reason to bring the daughter into the picture unless you’re a famewhore, attention-seeking shitty mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

We didn't hear about the meat.

Not yet. I have fear. This show is going in a very raunchy direction. We'd best prepare ourselves. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jennifer’s mother is pretty. They look almost like twins.

[OneGuy]

It's heartwarming that their children are the most important people in the lives of all of these characters.  They demonstrate this consistently and don't just show it with words like, "My daughter is the most important person in my life."

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie going on another date with Serpico.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

It's heartwarming that their children are the most important people in the lives of all of these characters.  They demonstrate this consistently and don't just show it with words like, "My daughter is the most important person in my life."

They keep saying that in an attempt to convince themselves it's true.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it just me or has Jesse gotten worse looking over the years?

I think he's been living underground.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

It's heartwarming that their children are the most important people in the lives of all of these characters.  They demonstrate this consistently and don't just show it with words like, "My daughter is the most important person in my life."

"Hi Mom, it's me. Can you take Violet for a couple of days so I can meet my online famewhore boyfriend and bang him in a plush hotel downtown? Thanks, love you loads!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

It's heartwarming that their children are the most important people in the lives of all of these characters.  They demonstrate this consistently and don't just show it with words like, "My daughter is the most important person in my life."

The hallmark of these loving parents. 

[Bees52]

Hi everyone!

So, let's see- we started out with Big Egg who thinks a lady said MAYBE she'd date him, is ghosting him after a barrage of texts.

And  with Jeniffer and Jesse, who..  . I still am not sure why he is on here. Maybe TLC likes the way he speaks or something. Her mom likes his looks, but doesn't see him as dad material.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie's pet rat ran away! I am DYING over here. 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not yet. I have fear. This show is going in a very raunchy direction. We'd best prepare ourselves. 

More tequila?

[Gobi]

I wonder if this turtle date was a hard shell? Thank you, tip your waitresses.

[Frozendiva]

I would not have worn Daisy Duke type shorts for a visit to the turtles.

[OneGuy]

Serpico is hopeful for a kiss on the cheek.  He'd work out well with Debbie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie’s escort wants to pad his resume, hoping for a mention on IMDb.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Natalie high? She's acting weird, even for her. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I was wondering what happened to Pulya! Pulya! Pulya! I hope the poor thing didn't die.

[Frozendiva]

Johnny has a lot of teeth.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Johnny has a lot of teeth.

The better to eat you with my dear. 

I just died a little inside. If anyone is looking for me I'll be under the bed, whimpering softly.

[Hotel Snarker]

He’s sweating through that shirt…typical St Pete weather. 

[OneGuy]

"I don't feel comfortable when Johnny touch me without my shell."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, I’d reconsider that black hair bow if I were you. You’re not 5yo.

[Gobi]

Geez, she's touchy about being touched.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t with this black bow in Natalie’s hair, it’s like she’s a 6th grader.

[Frozendiva]

Natalie has no bad intentions. She doesn't like touch and that is fine. Respect that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Her shoes aren't all you're trying to put yourself into, Toothy. 

[Gobi]

"I'm trying to put myself in her pants. Shoes, I meant shoes!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Johnny seems nice. I like that he looks at her when she's talking. Way better than Asshat Mike acting like she's bothering him.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Johnny seems nice. I like that he looks at her when she's talking. Way better than Asshat Mike acting like she's bothering him.

She doesn't look much at him when she's speaking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johnny seems much too sane for Nutalie.

Syngin isn’t carrying all that beer weight very well.

[OneGuy]

Syngin looks comfortably squeezed into whatever he is wearing.

[Frozendiva]

Syngin, you need a haircut.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well come ON, Sinjin, you didn't expect TANIA to take any responsibility, did you? Have you learned nothing from your years with her? 

Sinjin's already three beers in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I pity Tanya’s next victim.

[sagittarius sue]

Syngin, go home to S.A. where you can constantly drink yourself into oblivion with your hometown bros.

[Hotel Snarker]

One thing about Syngin is that he likes his drink.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe take a couple of months, well, more, to do some inner work and figure out what you want before just ending up with someone.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I pity Tanya’s next victim.

Synscotch or Syntequila or whoever it may be.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just think. Sinjin will spend the rest of his life explaining that stupid tattoo on his ring finger. 

[Gobi]

Plot twist : Ben swipes right on Syngin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Maybe take a couple of months, well, more, to do some inner work and figure out what you want before just ending up with someone.

That’s cute.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just think. Sinjin will spend the rest of his life explaining that stupid tattoo on his ring finger. 

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s cute.

Might save 18 years of unwanted child support and a bad relationship.

[Gobi]

"I think I'm going to learn stuff about myself that I never knew before. Like, that I'm an alcoholic."

[Hotel Snarker]

Syngin's friend looks like way too much like Libby's shithead brother.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who gives a fuck if Tania freaks out? She's divorcing your drunken shiftless ass!