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Toaster Strudel

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  1. And she came second in a prestigious competition, having barely rehearsed and beat dancers with fat more experience! In other news, I need to patent the word "fathlete" before Twit does.
  2. She might vomit if she exceeds her 30 minute limit, or pass out after 40, so she can't be on DWTS unless as a judge!
  3. Theory: There is a connection between Sweatney's love of cat breath and armpit smell, and her cravings for tuna.
  4. It's not OK to tell Kerryn to "have a drink" because she is a RECOVERING addict. Quitney is still in the throes of her addiction, she is having donuts already.
  5. What mind-numbing rubbish. This I must say first, Buddy is stupefyingly daft. His idea of a retort in a debate is to mumble some generic insult at his adversary while looking away all shifty. "Go have a drink" to an alcoholic... yes, you scored big points in the defense of obesity you numbnut. Sometimes I think Whitney is even more dense than Buddy, her main position consists of petulant demands for "respect," waddling off slowly in anger and crushing her knee joints with each shuffle, and making "are you crazy?" faces for the camera. When she called Kerryn "vile" after Kerryn apologized, and refused her apology because Kerryn forgot to say: "I respect you Quitney" my face turned beet red and veins of anger were throbbing across my forehead. It's not because she talks more than Buddy that she's smarter. She does the same thing only with more word salad (drenched in ranch, no doubt). Babs is another dim bulb. She was fresh out of cogent arguments, resorting to weak statements like "Whitney deserves fame and is articulate" which was not germane to the discussion at all. I loooooved Kerryn's "My Big Articulate Life" - Whitney is NOT articulate, she speaks at a middle school level, her speech is thick with grammatical nonsense. Babs is a wide-eyed enabler and I don't find her charming at all. Yukon is an emotionless simpleton. I guess Quitney has a type... she likes them half-witted and sluggish. You know what looks nice if you're going to go barefoot? Denim overalls and a straw hat. Try that look, Quitney. No one had a word to say about the "funeral" that they organized to get Quitney to shape up. They have some nerve criticizing Kerryn who, having a different approach, clearly shared the same objective. Quitney found both the funeral and Kerryn's truth bombs offensive because she. does. not. want to hear any message that will deprive her of her daily dose of pizza and mayo... and giant cookies, cupcakes she doesn't like, craters full of Froot Loops drowning in full-fat milk, frapuccinos, etc. The way Kerryn was asked to leave by the host was outrageous. They knew what she was going to say, they invited her. To make her into a pariah chased out by the morally superior Buddy (HA!), Yukon, Dumbabs and Quitney angered me. Quitney's enablers really showed their true, trashy colors today. They disgusted me.
  6. Also Michelle Carter... another great role model for "fat & fit" http://www.npr.org/sections/thetorch/2016/08/13/489874745/michelle-carter-wins-team-usas-first-gold-in-womens-shot-put It IS possible... it's just not what Whitney is doing despite her claims. For all my negative feelings about Whitney, at the end of the day she is a terrific what-not-to-do role model and I am indebted to her for my new resolve to lose weight. It was illuminating to see that some of her behaviors were like mine, and became motivated to change.
  7. Sean's mother was very self-indulgent. What she likes is to be Sean's whole world, she loves to satisfy herself bringing him food when he asks for it, she craves the pleasure of watching her "child" wolf down her offerings like a machine going nom nom nom with gusto and satisfaction. That behavior helps construct her identity as the ultimate pleaser and selfless martyr. The hard reality is that she is very selfish. She is doing all this at the expense of her son's life. Indulging herself is more important.
  8. In the ads for the second part of the tell-all, Babs says of her special snowflake: "She's articulate." The bar must be low.
  9. Jeff is a nice guy. He'd make a great friend, and is ideally suited for the "helping" professions, like nurse, social worker, etc. Working with nice people, not criminals. Whatshisface is tremendously eccentric yet manages to be a crushing bore. It's as if everything about him is shallow. Tami was great, looked happy, and her wife really loves her, it's amazing how it showed. I too would like to know the real story with that firearm.
  10. Yes that is weird, it's like she's trying to shame people for not finding her attractive, or shame them into finding her attractive?
  11. If three consecutive ballroom dances are a daunting prospect, you're no athlete. If 2.3 miles is the upper limit of what you can bike, you're no athlete. If 30 minutes of dancing is all it takes to puke in the toilet, and 40 to lose consciousness, you're no athlete.
  12. I like that new pejorative expression "health police" to cast shade on anyone that dares to bring up how her extreme obesity is affecting her health and mobility, and the fact that she is absolutely not fit, only fat. It's a great tool to shut people down and continue ordering pizzas with 3 apps so even the pizza parlor doesn't know how much you're eating. Hey Whitney they don't care, if anything they'd rather sell you more pizza, not less. The Leader of the NoBS "movement" should not worry about this and always order from her favorite joint!
  13. It looks like Whitney prefers men with the lights off on the top floor.
  14. The sober sister really freaked out when they tried to send dad to rehab too. My gut said, she's also on some drugs.
  15. I think already you can see those ankle cuffs that point to lymphedema.
  16. She leaves the studio in flip flops... which means that she removed the flip flops during the interview because even flip flops are uncomfortable?
  17. In next week's preview, she cannot wear shoes I guess? And Yukon sports flip flops and pajama top. She looks heavier than the rest of the season.
  18. That is a very good point. They do treat her like a 10 yr old princess, bring her surprise gifts, glow in her twee accomplishments, etc. No wonder she's not grown up. She doesn't want to be anything but a 10 yr old princess... so precious that laying on the floor to have her boss feel her keister should have all the adults in the room coo about how what an adorable kitten she is. What a cute wittle girl, wiggling her tush.
  19. So she's saying she broke up with the best boyfriend that ever was uh-uh
  20. I know right What Lennie heavy work schedule
  21. That bike ride was super short... I'm sure she didn't even complete the actual circuit. 2.3 miles I think - YAY Twitney!
  22. Preview! Kerryn will be back with some truths LOL http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-big-fat-fabulous-life/videos/the-skinny-on-the-skinny/
  23. Is this the season finale? They really had to work hard to give it that last minute happy ending.
  24. Oh wow it's all about him making her "feel worse" so she has another excuse to hit the cake tray! She's sooooo defensive and confrontational! And how quickly she switches to tears when putting up an angry wall doesn't work! She wants Tal to hug her and bring her ice cream or what? It would be great if he got through to her.
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