Toaster Strudel

There's a near-empty jar of Wal-Mart brand mayonnaise in the back of my fridge that has more charisma and fitness authority than Janelle. The jar will be launching a new health program, please advise your slices of white bread that they can get free tickets!

No comments on Gabe's odd footwear?

I think Mo the serial adulterer might be implying that Danielle may be disrobing on Skype for money for sympathy.

Funny thing, when people wonder how she "got him" their minds don't in the place she thinks... no one is going, "oh wow she must be a charismatic intellect with captivating conversation and refined viewpoints, a dynamic and enviable companion, someone with an irreproachable moral compass and a peerless listener." Instead we all think, is he a perv? A criminal? A famewhore? He's so nice to take his mom roller skating! I have seen screenshots of her flirting with some new rat in India and her "sexting" actually included gems like "we have sex then you make me breakfast in the morning" and "I like corn flakes." Yes there are more details in the breakfast cereal than the lovemaking LOL. That's the whole of it.

Or failing that, I'd be satisfied with just "no internet access"

That's because he was not a "catfisher" but a 419 scammer. They're always white, in their forties, work on oil fields or the military, are widows and have one grown child, and very very wealthy. They lovebomb you, then they are called to Nigeria, where all kinds of bad things happen and they can't get to their money and need yours to get them and their one child out of trouble. You will be rewarded with immense riches for your troubles and marry the guy - that's the part that never happens.

Your first guess would probably be correct.

I also hate her use of catfish, which is a false identity for the purpose of enhancing one's romantic prospects. From her own description her "prince" was a 419 scammer, using a false identity for the purpose of draining her of every last cent she has.

She may be sincere... but it's a dumb business idea, no amount of sincerity will help, Kody or no Kody.

I don't think it's the kids, she has a couple of supporters that do her PR!

That was not written by Danielle.

Define "hold a job" - does 3 weeks then quit to go on vacation with some Facebook hookup count?

I loved the crappy parents fighting over a cat! I wished JJ had been there to ream my parents for their terrible behavior. Guy who hit a guy with his car and was too stubborn to file with his insurance was a douche.

Nicole is a mental toddler demanding instant gratification for all things and is controlled by her genitals' screaming pubescent urges and obsessions. The way she was leaning on Azan and nuzzling her face in his shoulder was outrageously childish and immature, I don't buy "shy." She's not shy to boast of her sexual exploits in front of the camera,but suddenly coy in a social situation? No, she's a big baby. She probably thinks it's cute. It's not. She acts like a petulant child then she starts sentences with "I'm the type of woman that..." no... you're not a woman at all, not even close. And the way she was asking for wine on that terrace, making ugly faces (she must have thought were funny or endearing) and fake fancy gestures with the glass (think pinkie up holding a teacup but wine) made her look like a young child making pretend she is an adult for fun. Azan's family spoke nice words but their faces told a different story. Either Azan is lying to them too, or they are in on it. I bet they are in on it. She keeps saying she loves Azan but she doesn't know what love really is. It's not banging like rabbits. I get the feeling that Azan is like a trophy to her, and she doesn't care about him as a person. She will say she does. She's too dumb to know that she doesn't.

Danielle still hasn't filed for either divorce or annulment. She did at some point but she withdrew the petition.

He came to visit her for Christmas right after Mo left instead of spending time with his own 3 children, he's a real prince. Having said that, right now she's allegedly shacked up with an age-appropriate adoring fan from the DC area.

http://starcasm.net/archives/358079 Funny!

Yeah, that's HPV, it tends to affect the edges of the tongue in that exact pattern. HPV is NOT herpes, herpes is HSV. HPV is the one that gives cervical cancer when you get it on your cervix.

I think it was too outrageous to register!

Maybe I'm unfairly typecasting, but I would expect someone that pees in bottles and saves it to also steal makeup kits and stuff them in garbage in the snow, and grab the odd $20 bill from unsupervised wallets. These things go together so well, why the requirement for proof?

When I saw the ostentatious display of religiosity I assumed "swingers."

The only palate cleanser in this festival of adults behaving badly was crying lesbomom. She didn't seem to care about the outcome of the stupid pageant, she was just so happy for her little girl - like a normal healthy parent should. Even the parent who was in the right about the shouting at SN kids acted in a shameful manner.

OH boy oh boy how I love it when the plaintiff turns out to be the asshat! Canewoman hit first but she sure got the worst of it, the plaintiff smashed her back repeatedly like a pneumatic drill. This is just gut, but I feel there were strong racist undertones as to why the plaintiff was so butthurt and wanted the last word in court. I also sided with the defendant grabbing the cell phone when canewoman came close again for taking pictures.

I'm OK with Nicole flaunting strict religious laws. She's not doing it on purpose, but if she were she'd be my hero!

The two reports of his bedroom antics were less than glowing, so it's not that. The blonde is hot until you look closer at her HPV wart covered tongue.