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Wow, I had no idea Vickis mom died. She seemed active and healthy the last time we saw her on camera, so I'm really surprised to hear that. Knowing the reason for her collapse (I'd previously assumed it was histrionics related to the fake cancer story) makes it unwatchable for me now.

That was painfully boring. The draw of JK+8 was the natural adorableness of toddlers and watching the controversial relationship between Jon and Kate. Now that that's gone there's just nothing left. And, yes, Kate looks horrible.

Yeah my BS radar was pinging from Yolanda's glass of wine at a summer party just happened to get pulled over story. Turns out she was driving on a suspended license, blew through a stop sign, nearly hit a car, and blew a .14. Try again, Yo. Loved the lack of Brandi. She is not needed AT ALL. Brooke's husband melted my cold black heart. How cute and sweet was he?? Kyle amuses me with her never ending tackiness. A Chanel garbage can, really?

I absolutely love the feeling of this season so far. The private planes, yachts, traveling....it's great. I don't miss the inane arguing at all. And it gives me hope that this will be Brandi's last season--she sticks out like a low rent sore thumb even more now.

Did anyone else notice Brandi was mopping up her pit sweat with toilet paper in Kyle's bathroom?

Lisa is dead to me after surreptitiously outing Kim's son as the child who had the psychotic episode. Dead. And her just not understanding why these women have a problem with her is so tiring. She is never wrong. And it doesn't help that she has Ken behind her telling her she's the "perfect woman". He wouldn't have let her have lunch with Kyle? Because she had been so wronged by her, presumably. Puh-lease I am shocked Andy allowed Adrienne to come back. He seemed PISSED at her when she refused to do the reunion her last year.

I bet Jim is heavily involved in the men's rights movement. Just a hunch.

So it sounded like Kelley was "liking" and retweeting comments that Jennice wasn't attractive enough for him? And he left her stranded at the airport? Stand up guy, that one. And color me SHOCKED that he's in another relationship already. I really softened to Kate when she was defending Jennice, saying she was a knock out and was too deep for Kelley.

Yeah, I can't fault Jac for punching Caroline. I know I should, but I can't. She was at the end of her rope with a newborn, which is a fragile place to be, her husband can't even handle "babysitting" for a few hours, and her judgey SIL starts in with "what kind of a mother are you?" Them's fighting words.

Ugh I'm so sick of the "poor Teresa" crap. Dina feels soooo bad for her because she "wasn't taken care of" by her attorneys. There are murderers out roaming the streets but poor Teresa has to go to jail for those pesky fraud felonies. And it looks like in part 2 she's still playing the I-didn't-even-understand-jail-was-a-possibility card. Get these people off my tv (and out of that mansion) ASAP. Dina seemed stone cold when talking about Nicholas--Eh, he will be fine, he's progressing. The kids *I* deal with are connected to ports. I find Nicholas's scenes heart wrenching to watch. I can't even imagine if he were my nephew.

This is why I can't with Andy. He gets up in arms about anything non-PC related to homosexuality with these shows, yet HE is referring to Joe "babysitting Milania" while Teresa is in AC. I agree with Gigi above, this was a First Look of Bravo's new show featuring Juicy and the girls. WHEN will these people get their financial comeuppance? I feel like Bravo's money is allowing them to stay in that house and drive their luxury cars and it's pissing me off. Now that they're convicted and going to prison Bravo needs to cut ties. This franchise is dead. How do you spell bitch? K-A-T-H-Y She puts the "dick" in dictionary. I hope whoever came up with those lines at Bravo got a bonus.

On one hand I feel bad for Jennice because she's young and inexperienced and Kelley turned COLD on her. On the other hand it's like ripping off a band aid--better to get it over with all at once and move on. Dude has issues and I guarantee he will fall in love with a different stew on every charter he's on.

Lotus (I'm not even going to attempt to quote a quote on my phone lol), I noticed this attitude from Andy towards the end of the second episode. I didn't record it so I don't have quotes, but he was asking Teresa if she resented Joe for the fact she was going to jail, asked Joe if he felt guilty that Teresa is going to jail, etc. Maybe not those questions exactly, but you get the idea.

I don't think Bravo has any intention of dumping Teresa, which is why Andy was going along with the poor-Teresa-this-was-all-Joes-fault nonsense during their WWHL special. If this proves to be true I can't express how disgusted I will be. These people have scammed hardworking people out of millions of dollars and give ZERO fucks. They also continue to live in a mansion and drive luxury cars. For BRAVO to continue to give them a platform (not to mention $750k) is just beyond the pale. You can count me out of any shows that feature these felons after this season is over.

I can't believe I just watched a show devoted to Lauren Manzo's armpits. That's the best they've got??

Ha--I wondered if they would show season 1 today. Another day down the tubes...

Hoping for 20+, but I honestly didn't think she'd do any time so I'm happy with it. Couldn't have happened to two more deserving people. Thanks to everyone for the entertainment today!

Do you guys think Teresa will be at the reunion? I don't.

My predictions: Teresa: 8 mos house arrest Joe: 18 mos prison

The new guy seems like a good addition, but I just can't with this "budding romance" with Amy. He said five different times that he doesn't do relationships, keep in touch with anyone, or stay in one place so it's obviously going to go nowhere so I have zero interest. Speaking of doomed relationships, Jennice and Kelley. *sigh* let's see how real this relationship is when Kelley is on his next charter with a hot girl. Can't stand Kat. She's the kind of girl who only hangs out with guys because women are so catty and competitive, when it's really because she can't share male attention. Also don't like Amy. She so DRAMATIC and SMILEY and ENTHUSIASTIC. Those two can kill each other for all I care. Also if I were a guest who very generously tipped $5k for 24hrs worth of work, I would be hurt to hear Kate crowing about the fact that she wasn't even going to bother to learn my name.

So relieved to see everyone else thought this was as horrible as I did. Deleting it from my DVR.

In what world can a convicted felon $13m in debt afford to "downsize" to a $1m home? We have zero debt and could never ever afford that. It's like an alternate, maddening universe. And Kathy with her "we've planned and saved our whole lives for this move" can take several seats. Bitch please, you're as broke as the rest of these hoes.

Kim is crying over being nervous about leaving her 6 kids motherless from a tummy tuck, yet she's riding to the appointment without her seatbelt? Makes sense.

A combination of ignorance and misogyny...no surprise there.

Just watched the extended preview, looks heavy on the hi jinks-for-the-camera. Caroline wouldn't even participate in that stupid salsa dancing class on RHNJ and now she's trapeezing and chariot racing? Just another day in the life of those crazy Manzos! Speaking of which, I think we are verging on pathetic here. These kids have not been kids for several years, it's time to get their own lives. Albie is over 30, no? That girl Albie is "dating" is gorgeous. I can see how she won her role at central casting.