Auntie Anxiety

Remember when Pierce Brosnan first appeared on Remington Steele?

I was trying to think if there is a single couple I would want to see again on 90 Day Fiance or one of the iterations and I drew a blank.🤷‍♀️

“I’d love for you to lose some weight because it would make you healthier.”

The only way to handle these kinds of arguments is to agree with whatever the person is saying and then walk out. There is NO point.

Ed criticizing Liz about what she eats? Hello? Is anybody home?

Can someone just stuff Ed into the nearest gym locker and call it a day?

Ed and Liz live for the drama. They can’’t relate to each other without drama and liquor.

Finally finished watching The Outlaws on Prime. I really enjoyed it.

I see Andrei is driving a leased Mercedes.

Libby is going to sing the waffle recipe to sweet blocky-headed Ellie.

My mother told me to NEVER take out your wad of cash for strangers to see.

Kimbelly needs to one-up whoever it was who bought the goat. She jumped right into David and Annie territory with this decision.

Kimbelly, I used to raise cattle. Not kidding. I can help you pick one out.

Holy cow! I don;t think I’ve ever seen a cow on petfinder.

Kimbelly, Usman needs you to be the first wife because his scheme doesn’t fall into place without that green card.

I’m back for this week’s Masochists Anonymous meeting. My name is Auntie Anxiety and I’m this show’s bitch.

I called Bill a con from the jump. He does have an amazing ability to make himself appear to be the aggrieved party. His sense of entitlement is off the charts. I’ve had more than enough experience with people like him; they are maddening. Why does DQ remind me of Omar (The Wire)? Something about the way he holds his head? I love this show and hope it gets renewed. I think it would find a bigger audience on TLC—A.) Because it’s so instructive (The Learning Channel!! 🤣🤣🤣) and B.) The TLC audience “gets” schlocky shows like this. That being said, in my experience, the first season of a reality show is usually the best one because it’s all nuts (heh) and bolts, without the formulaic, contrived plots.

As usual, I have high hopes for the coming season which I am sure will be dashed after about ten minutes. But no Marce and Brittany, so there’s that. Great to spend more than two hours with you tonight. It’s like we’re in a committed relationship! You are my soulmates. Let’s have a baby. And a gender reveal party is high on the list of must-haves. Relax this weekend and rest up for the new season, kids. Back on Sunday for 90Day.

I think Tai’s friend wins this week’s award for longest fake eyelashes.

This woman is dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction in her talking heads. Oh wait! Is she the same one who was wearing yet another blue dress at Britt and Ray’s wedding?

I think it’s on the bingo card.

Wow, her ample bust line does not need to be exaggerated with a dress with that design on the top. And he’s an aspiring rapper!! What are the odds?

From all indications, the llama eyelashes persist into the coming season.

Excuse me. Sincer-A? Really?

Ummm, no surprises there. We all knew how they’d all end up because we’ve watched past seasons and we’re capable of learning. That being said, I’ll be back next week. Predictably.