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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Nuttie isn’t going to age well. That hawk nose and pointy chin scream “crone” to me.
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Josh, run, don’t walk. Get away from her. Secure all your children and their pets.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    A divorce isn’t necessary when your spouse wasn’t your soulmate to begin with. Nutalie.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Nuttie believes that the third fourth time will be the charm.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    This. A million times over.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Someone needs to hook horny Tania up with the Skipper’s sex toy supplier.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Tania, those tits flapping around on the breeze aren’t attractive. Rein those girls in. Gravity does terrible things. Trust me on that.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    He’s a vegan? And he’ll tell you ALL about it. I’m immediately out.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    I have come to understand and enjoy Tim’s droll comments.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    I’ve lost some respect for Veronica with her selling her soul being on this shit show.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    FTFY
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    Reason #75984 why I don’t date. Ugh.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Deb, those still look like granny panties, just shiny.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    If Caesar actually meets the woman, it will be one level above his former romance.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    The matchmaker should dial back the lip plumper. Just enough so that she can close her mouth over her very toothy grin.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Surely there are some women in the US who would happily grift date Caesar!
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    I hope Caesar’s chocolate panties didn’t melt in the overhead luggage bin.
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m here for the Masochists Anonymous meeting.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    Another week of unsurpassed wit from the Snark Brigade. Tomorrow, spend a quiet moment thinking about Queen Elizabeth II and all that she meant to world. I plan to start watching The Crown as an homage to her. Be well and do something nice for yourself this week. I plan to.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    Ed criticizing the way Liz looks? We’ve jumped the shark.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Kimbelly was too overwhelmed by the yummy yammy to give an honest answer thee first time.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    Kimbelly, let’s face it. You were never okay with it.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    Just a few more minutes. Reach deep inside, folks.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    That guy does get around. One day he’s on the roof, the next day he’s at Grand Coolee Dam.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    How about having a birthday party and don’t serve any alcohol? Hahaha, as if this bunch would go for that.
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