Auntie Anxiety

Nuttie is such an immature asshole.

Nuttie wants a ring after two dates and a couple of fucks. Run for your life, Josh.

What happened to Nuttie’s lip? As if I even care.

Nuttie starts emoting in 3.....2.....1 🙄 Why is Nuttie fixated at 15yo?

I just can’t.

Tony and his Croatian coat of arms tattoo need to go back home.

Let’s not forget that Caesar thought he had made a real connection with the woman who never showed up. For fuck’s sake, Debbie, it’s the Bellagio, not Venice.

I’m here. I can’t stay away. Because I love you, even though I’ve known you for only 36 hours.

Phew! I made it. Those last few minutes were tough. Does anyone have one of those shiny plastic blankets to help me out? You hit it out of the park tonight, ladies and gents. Good way to start the new week. Do something kind for yourself and for someone you love. Back tomorrow for more torture on The Single Life.

Next week we will be seeing Jenny and Sumit practicing new sex positions. What did I do to deserve this?

Misery, meet company.

I stopped caring about Grangie by the second episode of her first season.

It took a lot of restraint to not do a jig.

BileDuct just wants it not to be his fault. Aside from his secret vasectomy, I mean.

It’s clearly drawn out on our bingo cards.

So I guess BileDuct hasn’t yet told Shae that he’s playing yet another prank on her and that he really had a vasectomy years ago.

The Magic 8 Ball 🎱says “all signs point to yes.”

Kimbelly, Usman will tell you whatever you want to hear at that moment. When are you going to figure this out? Stop being so desperate.

Usman: Love me, love my dog second wife and kids.

Kimbelly can promise that she wouldn’t get pissed about a second wife but we all know that words are cheap.

Liz needs 5xweek therapy.

Liz’s grandparents = Ma and Pa Ketel (heh)

Liz looks waywayway older than 28. I’d say mid to late 30’s.

You forgot Shaeeda’s discussion about her estrus with her friend, Estrus.

I don;t even watch the show and I fucking hate Cody. Not top mention Robyn’s eyebrows.