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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Actually, it’s straight out of R. Kelly.
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    “I think I need to go in another direction.”
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Riley: Thank you for apologizing. I know it’s hard for you to admit that you’re wrong. Me: Projection much?
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Violet, you’re too smart for this schmuck. He thinks he deserves an apology? Are you fucking kidding me?
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Riley, the killjoy. He is an ENORMOUS asshole. Shut the fuck up, you douchebag.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Line to kick Riley’s ample ass forms to the right. Take a number.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    FTFY
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    Let’s not forget that this is the woman that Gino thinks he’d want for the mother of his children. I’d never want my baby to be around her.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Yes, Chekhov’s gun toothbrush makes its return.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    How do you think she got that new nose job that she sports in the talking heads?
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Same fight, round 27. Here we go again. I saw the preview and you need to carefully watch the end of the scene. Looks like the film editor is a Chekhov fan.
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    Yikes! Cubic zirconium is cheaper there.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Wait. I missed that. How much on US dollar?
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    I’d need a sunflower ID necklace to visit that marketplace. Too much stimulation for me.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Don’t worry, David. The production crew won’t let anything bad happen to you.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    New couple tomorrow night? I’ll need to print out a new scorecard.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    That’s a rhetorical question, yes?
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Those dark bags under his eyes make him look like he never sleeps. That can age a person, fast.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    Nicola used his family as an excuse, Meisha. DUH!
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    Uh oh. The bloom is already off the rose. And off of Meisha’s female parts as well.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Or a participation trophy. Nadia can’t wait to foist Nicola off on someone else.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    Nicola’s brothers don’t look convinced.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    Meisha has such welcoming potential in-laws. Nicola cares more about his family than you Meisha. Read the room.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    Do tiny necks have any relation to tiny dicks?
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Bonnie and Clyde? Christian is getting plenty of material for his social media.
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