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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Happy birthday, @sainte-chapelle. 🎂🎉🥳🎁🍾
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    I dream about my mother from time to time. It’s wonderful.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Dempsey is looking forward to spending quality time with Stapler. Be careful what you wish for, dear.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    I’ve been watching Who is Erin Carter. The first few episodes were cheesy, but it’s gotten better.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Stapler wants to move in quickly.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Sheila never went to a “fancy” restaurant. Time to live it up, Queen.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    @Suzywriter, bring your turtle to the screen to watch the tortoises.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m terrible at multi-tasking to begin with.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    It’s sweet that Sheila is working so hard on the signing.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    His secret is that he didn’t return the shopping cart to the parking lot corral.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    I smell a skunk, or actually, the lead-in to yet another fucking season of Jasmine and Gino. Will they or won’t they get married. As if anyone actually gives a shit.
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    Stapler is so desperate for feeling like she’s being loved, she has to have sex. It’s her addiction.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Jasmine is putting this in her telenovella audition tape.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    We were walking on a trail. The guy had three other dogs with him. I saw his car the next day at the same place so we won’t return there if he’s there with his dogs. The guy is an asshole. Huge dump right at the start of the trail (I thought either Grreat Dane or a bear) and he didn’t pick it up.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Priorities, people!
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    No joke. I had to buy some Imodium today and actually thought of Stapler.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    The owner “excused” it as still being a puppy, just the size of a grown pony. But it was poorly behaved and should not have been off leash. Great Danes are usually really good dogs.
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Stapler, it’s called not having a filter. When in doubt, shit shut the fuck up.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    Forgot to tell you guys that my medium sized terrier was attacked by a Great Dane this past week. I thought I was watching my dog die. Luckily, no puncturing, just waving my dog around like a rag doll. I was traumatized but we’re both recovered since then.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    She’s fucking with his head. Mixed messages.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    My lease is up tomorrow. Can I move in with any of you? Sorry for the short notice. 🤣🤣
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    They both want the content for their social media nonsense.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    Swanson’s Hungry Man fried chicken.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    Sister Whines is like a wrestling tag team match. One stops and the next one begins.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Hung out with my grandkids for a few hours yesterday. ❤️ Seeing them for lunch tomorrow before they fly back to CA. My son’s East Coast friends and I are trying to figure out a way to get him and his family back here to live.
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