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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Somehow Holly is the aggrieved party?
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Snakes like the Medusa. You look at his face and you’re doomed.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m guessing that her real name is Anne or Sally.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Our marriage sucks! Let’s have a baby to save it.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    I think Daniele had even one less egg than Grangie.
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    Johan. Oy. You must have missed a few biology classes.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Daniele, you are not going to have a baby. Get it through your thick ass skull.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    Sharpee and Stapler should get together. <there’s got to be a joke in there somewhere, so insert here>
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Guess you can’t read the room if everyone’s face is frozen.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    This person has not one ounce of realness about her.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    I’ll never stop hearing “BRING ME A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS!!!!”
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    @Suzywriter, I have found that there’s a ton of knowledge and real life experience among the fine folks in these 90 Day live chats.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    The plastic surgery runs strong in the new couple.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    Brandan, get some counseling so you can get over your demons and find a woman who can be a real partner.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Mary reminds me of my son when he was really young. He’d cry so much that he’d end up vomiting which made you want to avoid upsetting him at all costs. Luckily, that didn’t last long.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    I’d die laughing if some rando came along, stopped the car and asked her “how much?”
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    AP Plumbing? Do you get college credits for that?
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Holly has to leave before the sun comes out.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m sending out some scouts to find out where everyone is convening. Did anyone invest $40K in cryptocurrency this week? Does anyone even know what crypto is?
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    The two hours flew by tonight! Must be your scintillating insights. Have a great week, loves. The end of summer is upon us and I still feel like it’s only June! Where did the weeks go? Be well and play safe. Ciao.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Jasmine: This is it. This is it. Me: I fucking HOPE this is it.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    No, you are. No, you are.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    Gino, get your doctor to write you a prescription for GrowACet and go back home.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    Gino, think long and hard. Is this how you want your life to be when you’re married to Jasmine?
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    That would make for an “interesting” threesome.
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