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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    I rarely make a shopping list. I feel that it takes all the sport out of grocery shopping. The only list I make these days is where I have to drag my ass during the course of the week (appointments, dog school, meals with friends).
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Well, I spent yet another day today doing nothing so I decided to write a To Do list to keep track of all the things that probably won’t get done tomorrow. I wish I were kidding!
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Razvan should get the name of a good psychologist. Mandy Moore seems like she has a bit if a personality disorder.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Future generations won’t know what a taxi is. Just saying.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Aaannnnnnndddddd, CUT! That’s a wrap, Jasmine and Gino.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    I guess you never watched My 600lb. Life.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Cleo, don’t settle. You’ll regret it.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    The doughnuts look good but sickly rich at the same time.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    I’ll have one of each, thanks.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    I think he’s trying to get Cleo to break up with him first so he can continue to go through life believing that he’s such an open-minded kind of guy.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Misty watercolor memories 🎶
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    David can win Sheila’s son over with a PlayStation. I hear Sojay Boy has one he’s willing to sell.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Whitless has no compunction whatsoever about whose life she has to ruin in order to stay on reality tv.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    Yara must have looked into her crystal ball to see that Kailani and Assholeu are going to split. Or maybe she just read The Daily Mail.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Stapler: You’d like to have a kid? But what about me? I can pretend I’m a kid.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Stapler wants to have sex in every room.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    Ugh! He makes me sick.🤮
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Riley needs to get my screen, stat! Let’s count how many times he pisses us off in one single segment.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    She still hasn’t addressed the concept of legally entering the country for a prolonged visit.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    Statler panics when she thinks about having to share her partner’s attention with a baby. She’s a bottomless pit of need.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Zzzzz. Stop the insanity AND this bullshit.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    Jasmine has to give something to Gino. One of her buttplugs as a show of good will.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    🎂🎉🥳🎁🎈🍾 Happy Birthday to you🎶
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    I stopped caring about Jasmine and Gino after their first season. This is all melodrama that the writers had fun throwing together.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Do not, NOT, go into a relationship thinking that you’re going to change your partner. Don’t be stupid.
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