Auntie Anxiety

Kimberly, sucks to be you.

Kimberly, if the shoe fits…..

Mary, slow your roll.

Kimberly’s parents arrive. Hilarity ensues.

Not only was he largely absent and too busy, he’s also elderly at this point. What the hell would he know about life as a 2023 teenager?

We all know what’s going to happen. We’ve been watching this show too long not to have learned anything.

When I first took my sons to college, the last official act I did was to make their beds. I don’t think I’d be okay with sending my 13yo daughter off to be by herself because I needed to go to Turkey to get laid.

Shekinah and Sharia (as in Muslim law?) are keeping the plastic surgeon knee deep in money.

Daughter Shekinah looks like she’s enormously pissed.

Is that the daughter she loves so much that she can’t wait to ship her off to boarding school?

Sounds like things calmed down wrt the monsoon we’ve had all evening. When I walked the dog (who isn’t a water/puddle fan), the puddles were above my rubbers (Gobi, the kind you wear over your shoes). I could barely see where I was going because the rain was coming down hard and steady (Gobi, that’s not a reference to any of the men on this franchise).

Daniele: Gee, we always had a problem communicating, especially since we don’t speak a common language but I thought Johan would change!

@Gobi, you really did bring your A game tonight!

Daniele, you are not going to become pregnant. Stop being the victim and resign yourself and draw a diagram for Johan.

Johan, cut your losses. Stop being stupid. Take your large dick and your packed bags and go back to your family.

Or gets replaced by another actor at a later date.

What happened to Mother Holly? Did she leave? Don’t worry, Wayne. You’ve still got the crypto.

Wayne is under water in debt. Guess Holly will need to get a job.

Wayne, did she give up her car?

I have a feeling that Wayne has yet another secret. Crazy, right?

Thanks for “random” shot of Kenny’s boner, Sharp.

Kenny wants to show Armando all that Mexico City has to offer, museums, plays, strip clubs. @Pepper Mostly you beat me to it!

It makes me sick, too, Kailani.

On her days off, Whitney teaches a class on fame whoring.

Sarper. Even his name is phony. I’m not in the mood to watch a male stripper rubbing up against Armando.