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Stephanie: "F*ck Brody! F*ck Audrina! I don't have time for them in my life!" Bitch... You've got nothing *but* time in your life... You literally have all of the time in the world for both of them, hence the choice you made to have a job revolving around the both of them.

Jennie said it was because Shannen flipped up her skirt as a joke-- and she didn't find it funny. Apparently it happened in front of people.

Kelly's new boyfriend is *so* trying to pimp out his face and neck tightening procedure. This is pathetic. Hope he's not totally using her for exposure on this show.

Maybe the bod/height? I think it is because he made final two in another franchise...that seems to add "value" to these people.

Caelynn is so busted. She literally texted him that she was only coming over there for s*x, they have the whole thing screenshotted (is that a word?) here in People magazine. And for once, People actually brings the receipts instead of doing a fluff piece....https://people.com/tv/blake-horstmann-shares-texts-caelynn-miller-keyes/

Caelynn... You, as a grown ass woman, chose to sleep with a guy who you are not in a relationship with. A guy who was single, who was not committed to you. I'm not saying what he did was right, but on the other hand.... She has the option to only sleep with men she is in a relationship with, and I think she should choose that option moving forward. She is too emotional to do the whole player thing, and just hook up with people (I can't do it either.) She needs to take some accountability that she *chose* to have sex with this guy all on her own. And furthermore, he called it a mistake, because maybe it really *was*. Maybe he felt like shit afterward because he actually really did not want to hurt Kristina's feelings. Caelynn isn't cut out for this mess. And for the rest of these women: Blake cannot be a player, unless you are also playing *with* him. Could Wills be any more stoned during his talking heads? The guy looks as high as a kite!

I had to rewind it to look again, but they showed Piper in a law class learning about civil procedure--does she end up in law school? Is it possible that she was speaking to Alex as a lawyer? I'm sure she couldn't become one with her felony background, but I was interested as to why they showed her with that Civ Pro book. Edited to add: oh it looks like you guys already figured this out, I did not see it in the comments previously, sorry about that.

I was so happy to see her as well! However, when they cut to Piper at the gala, her hair looked absolutely terrible! It look like Sophia added three inches of black roots to her hair. Yes! If you knew you could be separated from your kids, wouldn't you do everything you could to be a legal citizen?

This show is making me feel GREAT about my less than stellar bikini body. Wish they would have shown less-than-perfect bods on TV in the 90s-- maybe I wouldn't have been bulimic, shit.

Hannah's dad had hearts in his eyes for Tyler when he first walked in--I think it was her dad that was falling in lust 😆

If these are selling...Ill bet it's for snark. People buying them as jokes for their fellow Hills hate-watchers.

I just listened to a podcast (I think it was Wells from the Bachelor franchise-- it was on YouTube) with Stephanie, and she was doing a lot of tea spilling. Enough to where Wells was asking her if she really wanted to say everything publically-- he was trying to stop her. Anyway, she said: Heidi and Spencer were arrested when they lived in Costa Rica a number of years ago. The Pratt's father sent a private jet to go get them (he affords this on an ortho salary?) and moved them into their family beach house in Santa Barbara (she said it was a five million dollar beach house, or something outrageous), which is where they stayed for seven years. Stephanie was furious that they got to stay there rent free, and that Heidi remodeled her mother's master bedroom and added a walk-in closet, without consulting the Pratts (besides Spencer I guess.) Heidi apparently put this on Father Pratt's credit card. Stephanie was very pissed about this. What else...Oh, After all of the private jet, beach house, etc, Heidi would barely let Mother Pratt see baby Gunner, even though they were funding them for a time. Also: When they were doing a photo shoot for the new Hills promos, Heidi bought a bunch of champagne, poured some for everyone but Stephanie. Stephanie very offended by this and going on and on about it (although, for all we know, Heidi had her reasons-- was Steph trying to stay sober? etc? Who knows.)

I agree-- I think they screwed themselves big time.

He bitched them out for not turning off their phones during the break, and they were telling him it wasn't them. It turned out to be Andy's phone that was going off, and they were like, "See?!" Andy was realizing it was he who hadn't turned off his ringer.

I think it was just part of contract negotiations, and the others hadn't thought of asking for it. You can ask for anything you want in a contract--the other party may not always say yes.

With all due respect...I think we are all being too cruel. Ladies, this is a fellow woman we are talking about. Annoying, yes-- misguided, yes-- and many other things. But this woman, as privileged as she is, lost her pregnancy. It's painful, no matter your social class, no matter your political affiliation. The NYT chose to publish her story, or possibly even asked her to do a story. They haven't asked those of us who have miscarried, because we aren't public figures. I give her a pass on this whole thing. Do most of us deal with this sort of thing better? Yes. Have many of us lost our fathers already, and went to work within days? I have. I know many of you have too. We have dealt with cancer (I've had it twice, stage four.) We have dealt with far worse, in a far better manner. But a woman losing a pregnancy is a sad situation and everything else aside, my heart goes out to any woman who deals with this. I love the snark as much as the rest of you, but these are some low blows here.

I said this in a past post-- but I think she (well, her lawyer) negotiated that hotel room as part of the deal with Bravo/NBC Universal. I think Bravo picks up the tab for the hotel and it leaves her with spending money-- and both Tins and Andy are forbidden to speak about it as part of the deal. The ladies are sniffing around it, because they know how much they make...

I'm talking about the yacht girls, the ones who are 'under arrangements' monetarily, AKA high-class hookers. They wouldn't go for some sloppy person in real life (for free), but under a paid arrangement, I am saying Scott, as schlumpy as he is of course, could find someone younger and more beautiful if he was paying them.

I think Tins (or her lawyer) negotiated that hotel living arrangement as part of her Bravo contract and the other ladies do not know this. They think something is "off" moneywise, because they think they know each other's salaries. I think Andy knows that Bravo/NBC picks up the bill for that hotel. If Tins does not have to pay for that hotel bill, she would have enough to go shopping. Also: Her father may have left them with nothing, but there could be a family trust through Dale's side of the family. Futhermore: Tins is beautiful and lovely, but would not be worth tens of thousands in an "arrangement". A far younger (sorry-- this is terrible), more beautiful, "fresher" Instagram model would go for less, and would be able to travel to Scott, or stay near him. Just an opinion.

Whoa... This explains a lot. If her father is a predator, it could be why she went for someone like Spencer. The article says it was not Heidi or Holly, but a victim who would have been sixteen in 1996. And he has an aggravated incest charge.

Tyler has that Channing Tatum vibe, the whole, "hey girl" thing, but it seems like he has about five lines and then he just starts making out with you (which... would be fine.) And even though he supposedly redeemed himself, I did not like how he got up and started rubbing her legs during that massage; that is a total boundary crosser, not cool. Jed, she's pissed off, get your hands off of her waist. Wait, she is spending the night with Jed and is making out with him in the morning!? What in the ever-living...Gross! Wow, she was positively giddy with Jed. Ooohhh... The previews...Tyler stepping up, "OR WHAT?" Woooooo hooooo! That was like the best Bachelorette season ever. For real this time. Here is a shot of when it finally clicks in Hannah's brain....

"You came all the way here in this rainnn?!" "I am contractually obligated to show up, of course I did, I wouldn't miss it for the world!" Why do I keep thinking Camille's new husband is David Foster? Kyle left a little something out of her speech..."My husband was in the clothing business, he lost his job, came home bawling. We became real estate agents, I got him a job with multi-millionaire real estate agent Rick Hilton through my sister, and he build up a client base, then he started the agency, and now he has 465 agents working for him!" Camille, just because you lost your house and your assistant, does not mean you are not an asshole. You are still condescending and haughty. And why are you hugging Lisa Rinna after you just went off on her? And Rinna, you are no 'safe space', let's be real. Six Months Later: Everyone has invaded my closet from the sixth grade in 1985. Except for Dorit, who invaded my closet from 1991. When Erika was walking in Kyle's garden at her little brunch, I thought she was Dolly Parton in 9 to 5. Camille, Vanderpump will not stop packing to talk to you, she proved does not give a shit about filming this scene. I do not mind Vanderpump with the crown, she has done lots of campy publicity, I think it's perfectly fine.

Yes, you are correct. It was a Frank Zappa song, and his daughter did the voice in the song.

I agree. I grew up in the actual *Valley* Valley, and we still never said 'gag me with a spoon.'

When Joyce is helping Hopper get together a script to talk to Eleven about all of the kissing, she mentions the relatively new psychobabble phrase 'setting boundaries'. The whole boundaries mumbo-jumbo just came out recently. Not only that, but 80s parents certainly knew nothing about boundaries (or anything of the sort) back in the day! Unless they were a therapist or something. They were too busy smoking cigarettes and ignoring us.