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Disappointing when a phrase of today ends up in the dialogue, such as "I make them feel seen." Those are some overused buzzwords from 2023 (and I know this from watching The Bachelor...all of the female contestants suddenly were talking about wanting to "feel seen" or how they were happy he made them "feel seen.") Irked me.

Jenn: "They didnt necessarily try to like...hide their fighting? annnd as a resuuult, I had to like, take care of myself? It was just a traumatic place...to grow up in?" I feel for her, but I am so distracted by the upspeak...I am playing a game to see if there are any sentences? That she doesn't end in a question? And I am losing.

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Canadian looks like Heidi Fleiss. Joey, if Allison has three sisters, why are you asking if she is the middle child? There are four of them, there is no middle my friend. Kelsey: "I'm a little nervous." Joey: "How we feelin'?" Kelsey: "I'm feeling good; I'm actually feeling a little calm right now." Ooookkkay. Those are two opposite feelings. Cochlear Implant has some severe vocal fry...it is more like a local burn.

I'll bet Monica snatched up Lisa's $60,000 ring while she was searching through that bathroom...

The matchstick in Kyle's hat is because it was from that Kemo Sabe place in Aspen (remember, they set the hats on fire?)-- that hat is over two grand. She should not have worn it in a theater, I agree, rude.

When I look at Alex, all I can see is Eddie Cibrian's face with makeup and long hair. Gio looks like a poor man's John Taylor from Duran Duran. Tyler, you love your dog and your wife the same amount? I'm sure she was happy to hear that. Polly's client on the Balboa Island property, the blonde in the pink sweater and ballet flats: Yep. This is Newport Beach in a nutshell. Granted the place was a mess... but these are the type of ladies I typically ran across when I lived in Corona Del Mar, right above Balboa Island. Not pleasant. Just my opinion of course. The local girls: All looked like Rose-- same hair color at least. Kayla, girl....If you are working two jobs and hurting for cash...is it completely necessary to buy Chanel? Moschino? Pay for all the fillers, lips, teeth, etc? Save your money girl. You probably looked great without all the work and the upkeep.

Aaron comes off as disingenuous to me. All of the buzz words ring false. He wants her to "feel chosen" every day, blah blah blah. Producers either fed him the "right" lines or he studied all of the "right" things to say. Eliza also seems studied; both of them are like robots.

Jess hasn't made any moves because she is afraid of hurting Blake and her friends? Well whose fault is THAT? Hers! Don't sit there and cry and be frozen with fear, girl. This unhappiness falls straight onto her shoulders.

Wells fully explains the "Truth Box" for a minute straight and then they cut to Kylee explaining the Truth Box for another minute straight. We heard it, editors. Stop with these filler scenes of people explaining what we already saw or know. Sean-- I'm gonna need you to stop messing with your hair color. Sun In is NOT your color and who ever told you that you look like a Ken doll lied to you. Brayden looks like a young Johnny Depp.

A couple of small words from Erin completely turned everything around: "I don't fly coach" sounds way worse than how she COULD have worded that: Jenna didn't want to fly coach. If she would have put it like that, everybody would have been like well, I don't blame her who really does want to fly coach. Phrasing it like "I don't fly coach", that really made it Jenna look bad.

Okay here is my take... I like Jenna. I don't like the other girls. But to me, Jenna is using her skin condition as an excuse, when she really just did not want to fly coach. Period. Talking about her skin condition will always get her sympathy/ a pass ---and anyone who wouldn't sympathize with that would be seen as insensitive. And mind you, I'm sure it does deserve sympathy. But she really did not want to fly coach, she had her assistant look up another flight, and that was that. She was being disingenuous and a little shady, and the other girls sniffed that out.

Right? I guess this is who they could come up with, out of the people dumb enough to say yes to it. There are far better....who wouldn't come toward Bravo with a ten foot pole😄

Y'all... what did I just watch. This was TOO stupid. Too many cooks in the kitchen in the writing room. Too many loose ends that I don't care enough to see tied up in a second season.

Tedros rolling up looking like Luis Guzman in Boogie Nights in every scene. This guy is not attractively styled.

There were about 45 minutes of commercials.

She is the poor man's Selma Blair

Casey has some arched ass eyebrows...girlfriend has something about him....Lil bit of botox here, a glossy lip there... Jill, quit your fake crying with zero tears about Teddi leaving. "All my friends keep leaving." It ain't about you, boo. Poor Andrew. Seems like such a good guy! I'm sorry but Jarod looks like a kicked puppy. Speaking of puppies...even Nacho doesn't want Kira's ass.

It figures this happened at the Caribou Club... They would never let someone film in there. The public is not even allowed in! You have to have a membership and it's... gosh I don't know-several thousand dollars a year for a membership or something crazy, at least back in the 90s it was. The Clintons used to go there. They don't give a fuck *who* you are! I wonder if that's why Kathy was worried she would not get in. And I laugh at all of this because I remember OJ Simpson was a member, so they clearly do not have good judgment regardless,,,

Why does Rachel's hair look grayish green... And why is Jesse using his special bedtime voice to talk to the audience this time. Aven looks like a male Meghan Markle.

Watching episode 3, and this Jenny character has her shirt unbuttoned down to her belly button for a business meeting with her side boob showing it is hilarious. Yoanne could not have given less of a shit about that meeting.

She's trying to be so classy drinking her martini at Harry's Bar. She's just a little off in everything she does. The dog is probably named after the glamorous Zsa Zsa Gabor...who is Hungarian not French. Also, she held up her martini and said "Here's *to* looking at you..." It's supposed to be "Here's looking at you"...tm Casablanca. This girl's trying too hard. I love watching it in a Gallery Girls sort of way also! I can't knock her side hustle though, she was smart.

Kyle: "I'm trying to dye my awful shitty terrible gray hair!" Jamie Lee Curtis: *has gray hair* Also: Jamie Lee Curtis: "I don't care about hair, I don't care about pretty houses, I don't care about looks it's about none of that! It's about your heart! But where's the best lighting?" I know she was kidding but it was the exact opposite of what she said about 3 seconds earlier 😂.

If that is Kyle's Bell Air house, I think Sutton lives in Bel Air, or, she did. That means they were closer to each other. Some of these ladies live an hour away from each other, in traffic.

If PK is coming from the LA airport, he will pass by Kyle's house to get to his own house. Although I think this is all a set up. Dorit being "robbed", is the only way they are paying for her to wear all of these expensive outfits only one time. When she's crying there are no real tears coming out of her eyes.