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I could not care less about what TPTB want me, as a consumer with disposable income, to do. I will buy Alex's post idol music and Jess's. However, the chosen one, Jena can officially bite me. I will never spend one dollar on anything she does; I rarely use superlatives like that, but in this case it is applicable. If Jehna had given credit to the arranger like Adam did I'd be less inclined to rag on her. I'd still not enjoy her, but I would have less on which to harp. (BTW, that Ring of Fire performance is one of the sexiest all time performances for me... all time... ) Jehna taking credit for others' arrangements crawls all over me. Thank you, 4L for dragging me back. hee. [ Don't encourage me.] :) But "fah realz" I love this thread and the dry, witty posters here more than I like the show. [/imma sappy sap; ....ok, the secret is out]

Caleb is not my fav (shocker!) but I have to give the dude some nads points for touching Urban and literally singing in Keith's face. At that close range, they could have identified each other's toothpaste brands and choice of tooth fillings.. I'll see myself out. THIS! I totally agree. Admittedly, I miss things, but Jehna did not give props to the person who arranged the song (ICHFILWY or Creep, for that matter too) and Daughtry did, as you mentioned. (Or maybe I missed something?) That, to me, is a huge difference. Jehna let them go on and on "So ORIGINAL!!!" and not a word that I heard about the person who arranged the song. Again, I may have missed something and will gladly stand corrected ...because we play a little fast and loose (during Jehna's performances) with the ff button over here at the house. :).

I would do a neh-kid prancy dance and pay a small fee for someone, anyone to join me in asking those judges why they dont' call Jehna out on copying that other person's rendition of ICHFILWY (and also copying the Creep rendition while I'm bitching.) Jehna's arrangement was "so freakin awesome!!" (per each judge) "That was so original!!" Urm, no it was not. Because she took if from someone else BUT NO ONE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE IT GODDAMMIT. Sorry for the screaming.

Wow, MrsM you need to get out my head for freakin me out and reading my mind... yet again. SO MUCH WORD. And may I add a tidbit (ducks flying veggies) -- far be it from me to reveal positive thoughts about Caleb since he's been a shmuck when he talks, (imo) but I sort of liked his song choices this time and I did really like Caleb's Chairman Mao-esque jacket. Now I shall pause for the lightning strike from the heavens. Everyone back up and don your protective headgear. :)

Who does Bad Romance without the Rah Rahs? NO really. And where is HCJ and his preachy preach about a 17 year old girl singing those lyrics? Well, I'll say it; He couldn't understand the effing lyrics and that's why he didn't comment on the racy bits for a minor since he likes to get on that soapbox. Please forgive me fellow posters, but I must: "Oy won't chur bod romaines" translated: "I want your bad romance." "Oy won't chur lettuce covet kick in the sond." Translate: "I want your leather covered kiss in the sand." Thank YAH, moy fellow posters, fur indulging MAH on that. I know I'm an ass and I'm going to hell. I am aware. But hey, I flove, "Bad Romance" and Jehna butchered it, imo, then buried it in a shoebox in the backyard and kicked some dirt and SOND on top of it.

Bad Romance was Patti-neck-pencil worthy imo. And Haht-brock-CARE was not much better imo. Karaoke much? sheesh. How fucking rude was this? JLo: "Alex, how are you gonna compete with a Jehna, a Caleb.... a this and a that." Holy crapola; it's not like there are 15 people to list in that statement. There was one other person. (I mean, since she was addressing her comments to Alex.) That speaks volumes and pass the Pepto. Or even if she had just said, "a Jehna, a Caleb" that would have been plenty rude in itself, but she had to go OTT rude with the, "a this and a that" - inanimate objects - to refer apparently to Jessica or random people in the universe to make sure the unwashed masses "got it." I hope Jess stays because 1) I like her well enough, but 2) I really want to see JLo's head explode and I say that as a JLo fan (for the most part.) So no R word comments re: Caleb. Well, alrighty then. And while there's the R word and his other genius comments, didn't Caleb call HCJ an "ass" for not giving standing O's? IIRC. (?) Caleb sounded much better than last week, imo, so there's that. Forget about the second coming of Christ. We have JENA#%7! And if anyone else (read Jessica) mentioned heels/shoes they would have torn her a new one for making fucking excuses. And I don't need to see the JLo spread the legs and squat on stage in a figure skating [tm Patti] (hee) mini dress demonstration ever again.... and, as mentioned, I say that as a JLo fan, (for the most part.) And HCJ, STFU in egging JLo on. It's embarrassing for both of you.

Omg first laugh of the day and we thought we heard lettuce too, but didn't remember the song that way. There's also a word, "shwah." Sounds French. So much word here, Beth. Also, I never thought HCJ would spew TPTB script, but they got to him too dammit.

I was sort of kind of hoping that Jess would just say, "Bite me, fuckers!" but that's me. I'm all classy like that.

Oh dear god! *snort* You people are killing me. BWahahah The way you guys nail the vowels is so spot on it's little spooky. (or spocky, as the case may be.) I'll be in hell if you need me. Carry on, funny fellow posters. :) Re: Caleb's R word. (Yum, foot) I agree that there should be an acknowledgment; but that would take some collective nads, so it won't happen. If so, I'll stand corrected and shall be open for proper admonishment. :)

So cool that we are allowed to post before the show! (And during the show? I'm checking to make sure, although I think it's yes) I'm going back and forth b/w boards and I don't want to get confused and faux pas. :) LOSS GOO ! (Let's go) If I see any glow stix, Patti prepare to pass the neck pencil. May I piggyback off, Beth's awesome, "Cont Hawlp Fowling in Loaf" and respectfully add, "...woth yaahhh." "Woo-eez ...mahn... sah....ahn-lee ...fulls... rosh.... ahn.... " I am so going to hell. And I can't even begin to imagine how the other JENA#%7Q! song lyrics will get butchered. Oh, the humanity. Have we all placed our bets on Caleb's non-apology on air? Will he or won't he? And if so, will it be a real apology or a lame backpedal?

Totally agree times ten. It's her mouth and the words that come out of it with which I take issue. I'm with Drew Carey; "ALM needs a big steaming cup of STFU" which I found hilarious. "I Luh Ya Papi" may be the worst song JLo has ever done, imo, and I normally like her music. Yikes.

Peta looks pretty wearing fabric. I don't see the James/Peta chemistry about which the people on the show comment. However, M & M have a hot chemistry that is palpable imo. But I'm a fan, so there's that. So the real judges gave James an 8 and two 9s. ALM wants to boink James, so he got a 10. Very professional. GACK and barf-a-rino. I don't understand Derek at times. That AT was beautiful and graceful and they didn't need the effing stool, imo. And when it fell over, he should have just left it. Sheesh. Amy is super graceful. Sometimes I think some athletes will be graceful (thinking of Diana) but they're not. Amy is, imo. I know she gets overscored at times, but I find her moves lovely. I guess with a body that's long and slim, that helps with beautiful lines, but I don't know ballroom. I'm not a violent person. I've thrown a flipflop at the door in my time, but I can see myself enjoying punching ALM in the face ....in my fantasies, of course. :) PS: ALM has man-hands. [/seinfeld] and those poor girls/students in the audience looked mortified.

Nailed it! There goes my Snapple. Omg.... totally nailed it. [it's a gift.] :)

Erin kept saying what sounded like, "celebrity dance DOOL." ALM: " I would have dropped Candace on the dance floor and walked off!. I QUIT!.... Get it?" Tom: "I just thought we had a real big youtube moment for a second there."

I gave Maks the slow clap too. I thought he was very restrained. ALM can suck it. Tom: "Oh, I smell some spray tan wrestlin' comin' on."

I agree with whoever said that Mark's performance was Robin Thicke meets MJ-esque. It had a very Blurred Lines feel to it, imo. I won't run out (or click over) to buy it, but I didn't cringe through it. I liked it. But when, please god, will those stupid too-tight, too-short freakin jackets go the hell out of style? Take those out of the rotation along with the diaper pants. M & M are hot together. Wow. Glad Bruno shot down ALM right out of the gate. Bwahaha.

I don't think ALM's size or weight have anything to do with folks, on the show on in general, having a problem with her or even downright hating her. It's her odious personality and behavior and the fact that she steps on adults' (and children's) souls and tries to kill their spirits imo, that people on the show (and otherwise) are reacting to. If she weighed 110 pounds and acted the same I'd still think she's a colossal bitch who needs someone to take her down a peg or twenty prontito.

Ok I'll say it. I liked Mark's song; but.... liked the dancing more. Why do they put that lovely young woman who was dancing with Mark in those high-waisted mom shorts? And it's not the first time. Jesus, they are not flattering and she is gorgeous. Charlie's mom is a sweety. I see where he gets it unless his dad is a sweety too which I'm guessing he is. ALM is a colossal supreme bitch, imo. And that is an insult to bitches everywhere. I had a dance instructor like her back when dinosaurs roamed and my teacher was... yes, I'll say it WORSE. Don't get me started, but she'd be arrested now in this day and age for things she did to us, her students. We were out in the 90 degree heat and denied water or breaks. Yes. I'm with Maks and Sharna and Derek and whoever else was calling her bitch-self out. Someone needs to do it.[/soapbox]

May I so very kindly invite Abby Lee Miller to bite me?

"I need a drink-a-doodle-doo." "Do you need a WAM-bulance?"

I don't know where they're going with the next three seasons, but I hope there are no baby plots. Penny getting some real success acting would be a nice switch instead of the ape rape B movies. Gack.

Berny to Penny: "It sounds like you were a bully.... and maybe a felon." Amy to Berny: "Shhhh, that's how you end up in a cornfield."

The "not specified" seems weird to me, but I'm not familiar with arrest records. IDK...

Looks like an arrest record, but for what IDK. Also don't know if Idol is already aware of it all. Wondering what you all think. http://voteforthegirls.us/2014/05/04/american-idol-13s-caleb-johnson-has-an-arrest-record/

Thanks for the link! Welcome to the dark side. We have candy! :) Wow, you guys have to open the link because I don't think I can put an image here; but wowza, that effing photo speaks volumes. JENA#%7Q! has her arms in front of the other three and she's doing that god awful stupid Katharine McPhee thing, "open your mouth like you're biting an apple so you look fun! and excited! and engaged! in photos." GACK and BLARG. Pass the Pepto. I had to come and bitch about the photo before I even read the article. I get all ahead of myself like that. :)