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If only they had spelled his name Kaleb. :) Glad Elliott Yamin got a word in. Jehna's grandparents warmed my cold, black heart.

JLo was quick with that "I'm not the only one" snark back to Ryan. Good one. (IS she still with her Papi?) [/nosy] I'm pot calling kettle, so let me shut my piehole on that. McCreery has a bass voice and I'm a sucker for one. However, the lyrics to some songs remind me of Dana Carvey and his "Choppin' Broccoli" comedy bit about musicians and their pronunciation and lyrics etc. I need to go find a clip reet no because it's hilarious, but hard to describe. Omg THIS. I was trying to place who he reminds me of. Brad. Yes!

An announcement of impending Meatloaf would have been so on the nose, so of course that didn't happen. As mentioned, I too feel a rude awakening around the corner after the AI bubble is over. So when they were "driving" their respective Fords and singing their stupid coronation or whatever those hot steaming pile of ass songs were - did anyone notice Jehna closed her eyes.... while "driving?". I'll be in hell if you need me, enjoying some delicious dip. I'm a double dipper, but it's hell so...

Hee! Screech it, sister! Screech it loud and screech it long because you, as a fellow poster, are very spatial to maayyy reet no. Oh dear god I love that song and she butchered it and buried it out back. Mr. Ari thought she was singing, "plutonium." Forgive him. He's not as cool and hip as I am. :) If this thread were not so much fun I would skip the rest of this fiasco show. If I can't have Georgia the puppy FTW, then Caleb FTW.

NAY-VAYER! (never) And it would have been awesome if you had told me, "stop mocking maaaayyy ....reet no!" (right now) But I have to go with Ohwell so I stand corrected. It is, "Come see maaaayyyy on TORE!" I am so going to hell.

Caleb doesn't sound really super southern to me. I think I wouldn't have known if they hadn't talked about his home state. But I'm totally pulling for him now because he is ABJ (Anyone But Jehna.) I'll miss Alex, but I guess he is performing next week anyway with some of the other castoffs. This blows.

When Ryan sent the puppy offstage, after that he said, "These three can't wait! to hear the news." The camera panned to the three sitting wherever they sit and Alex was slumped with an expression of, "Just shoot me now." *sigh* He got robbed imo. Please scroll past me if I've become obnoxious (become? that ship has long sailed) with my observations. My favorite Jehna-isms currently consist of the following: "Reet no" = right now At the Algonquin Round Table: "Every week I have to poop myself." (Prove myself?) Maybe it's the speaking with a mouth full of food. And the pièce de résistance that truly makes me stabby: "Come see me on TORE!" (tore=tour) And does she realize there will be 9 other folks on TORE with her? Loved Alex's singout, but wasn't surprised that I loved it. Felt sad though. Now we'll be left with a screechfest, imo. Caleb FTW.

I suppose I would watch Caleb make the rounds on various shows if he won. I will not be able to stomach watching Jehna on anything . Period. After Jess got canned I was pulling for an Alex/Caleb finale, so of course - well... there you have it ... not. Alex had a nice exit. Too bad his home thing was split with JLo's face which seems odd to me. Must be in the contract as mentioned.

Ryan is a homunculus beside Caleb and his brother.... or any other random people.

Well, I'm cute ....and my donkey hasn't had any complaints. :) Poor Alex. I think he knew he was toast and I think he was okay with being toast. I, however, am not okay with it. Team Caleb, then! and it sort of pinches me in the gizzard to say that.

Well fuck me and my donkey.

I'll third it. Go away Jehna.

We both do our fair share of mocking and interpreting, but my mister was giving JENA#%7Q! credit for singing in Gaelic. :) I wonder how many days in the hospital on an IV of antibiotics Alex would have to be to get a slight passing mention that he was sick too? Inquiring minds....

HONDS OPP indeed, mah sistah. :) For the finale, ABJ (Anyone But Jehna.) But I do have my pencil and Pepto handy.

Neck pencil at the ready. [tm HelloPatti

I've never understood how it's a good idea for the top 3 to go home and destroy their voices before the semi finals.

Well, that totally makes sense. I didn't recall that. That blows. Jehna: "Oy wash oy wohze spatial." (I wish I was special) "Oy ahm a widow and oy dawn below hee-oo" ("I am a weirdo and I don't belong here") Sorry I can't stop. And I'm stealing most of these from. Mr Ari... moy huzzbin/slosh/ bah-friend. Why can't she just sing in regular English? Has she just entered the country from a far away land? Jesus H. please make it stop. And is that accent thingy contagious? because Alex (and I do like him) had a touch of the weirds going on in that first song. I can't recall the words, but yikes. I liked his drum deal in the second song.

Jess gets Nettles and Sam gets P2? okay. Malaya needs sedation. Poor Ben standing back in the back tourless. Wow, MKay - behind Jess - looked steamed.

Wow Caleb was sick AND he just learned that INXS song. Are they propping him much? Instead of taking Alex out back and shooting him, just prop Caleb (in addition to the already tongue-bathing of her royal highness, Jehna.) So not only are those stupid bits scripted., now they're scripting Jehna's onstage questions. I call HCJ's question being asked and answered before the show even began. Dear God, I actively hate that pouty face she makes that's so "serious" because she's so "worried." Gag me. Pass the pencil. "If oy ah-vah dodd thot, oy think oy'd hodd a haht ah-tock" ("If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack.") HAHT AH-TOCK! Is no one on that show allowed to mention that Jehna was just plain FLAT in the first part/half of Titanium? Randy came the closest of the 4 with, "you didn't punch up the first verse." But that is not saying someone is outright flat, which she totally was, imo. And she has to start so low in the song because she needs to go how high the moon in the screeching so all the "chirren can scream" as someone mentioned. "Yah show my dawn, but oy wahn foo-al" ("You shoot me down, but I won't fall.") I'm really not sure how much more I can take. I think JLo wears many outfits from her clothing line that are "affordable," so no, I'm guessing the dress wasn't lined and was probably transparent at close range. Hence Keith's distraction.

Cheers, MsBurg you and your dad; I feel you. Keith and JLo's breast-tah-sez at 30 seconds, and at 57 secs and 1:13 -- give or take. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifiyDoKQdPg

JLo went a tad too far for me when she was doing that humping, grinding dance with her O face on during... IDK what song it was of Caleb's. Omg... and Urban kept looking at her breasts-tah-sez. Not once in glancing... kept LOOKING. Just take a picture.... or an effing selfie. GAG. And frankly, I wish they'd both sit the hell down. Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the wise men, the shepherds, and the donkey. [/tm Kathy Griffin] for the love of God, sit the hell down already.

Wow yikes-a-doodle-doo to Jehna's bitchface that she was rockin' during the applause for Caleb's first song. Why was Randy wearing a window treatment? Liked the song choice, Titanium; HATED the performance. Omg just no. Question: When will those fucking diaper pants be over already? No one looks good in them. No. One. Agree, Mrs.M if the audio monkeys had committed that atrocity that "happened" (was it deliberate? me wonders) with Alex's mic during the beloved Jehna's (or Caleb's) number, heads would be rolling as we speak. Caleb got the "he's super sick; Here's a real Dr. fah realz to vouch for it; but Caleb's been instructed not to bring it up, so we have to - so we will - several times... in case ya missed it" edit.

I think some of the shenanigans are partly in the semantics -- the sneaky snakes - for example, "You're in jeopardy" is used frequently. Isn't everyone "in jeopardy" until called safe? It's very different, imo, (if we want to get all literal) than saying, "You two couples are the bottom two - or three, as the case may be - vote-getters." Hmmm. "vote-getters," probably not a word, but there it is. Love the Knoll. Thanks! for the thread.

Why was Meryl wearing a party favor? Did Maks choose that white skirt thing? Yikes. Since when is "I'm Coming Out" a samba song? Or maybe I'm confused.

I have to wonder how Ortega can manage to breathe ....what with his head so far up Derek's tushy.