MollyB

So Phylth gets to be COO just like that? No putting it before the board, just hammering out the details with HR? Of course, since none of the board members no longer have anything to do with the company and Jill isn't even phoning it in, I guess that makes Beely Lord and Master of the whole dang mess. Her last job at this company had her working for her dipshit son in a not very important and certainly not C-suite job. Aren't the people she worked with then going to be just a wee bit pissed that she's now their boss? Or have all the employees read the writing on the bathroom walls and left? You'd think Cole's bloodline would more than qualify him for membership in the Newman Clan. This. I don't even understand why Cole felt it necessary to consult Viktor about anything. They are all grown ass adults and should stay the fuck out of each other's bidness. And =please= no more coy shit between Vic and Claire about their stupid love lives. It's disgusting.

The only thing that would have made it worse is if it had been made from Glad Press and Seal wrap. I thought we girls were supposed to leave something to the imagination. And coat it with Hot Chile Pepper Sauce before insertion. Perfect. And I agree with those who said she is going to do something to Sharon (which may have an upside if she is in a hospital and put back on her meds). It will probably involve a car since Lucy-fer is pissed about not getting to drive for a whole year. I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but every time Mom dodges issues with this kid and tells him 'he's not the problem' his OCD raises its ugly head. Stevie Wonder can see what fucked up this kid.

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Given that there are only three bars in town and we very rarely see the barkeeps in GCAC and Jazz Lounge, even when a new customer sits down, then I think it would be easy for her to walk behind the bar and help herself. Society would have been a little trickier because we see that bartender a lot. Not going to count the Sleaze Bar that was Jordan's hangout since we haven't seen anything that leads us to believe Loosey knew about it. However, I don't believe she stole it from a bar since, as I pointed out before, no bar would stock pint bottles of liquor. (Maybe specialty liqueurs but not cheapo vodka) And the bottle does look exactly like the one she took to the concert. Continuity people, where are you?

Yeah, Jack's a real wet sponge when it comes to tough love.

He'd go a lot better with Lily, although she is very close to earning her Airhead Badge if she buys any of the horseshite that Viktor is slinging. Me, too. It could go very well since Chance doesn't have that sentimental connection with Viktor that everyone else does about Catherine and Neil. He's all in for his Granny Jill and the part of the company with his name on it (which is all of it, right?). And, WTF? Why hasn't Jill called Billy out and freakin' fired him?

I'd like to see them get together. Personally, I think they would make a very nice looking and energetic couple. And he needs someone who is not an airhead on his arm. Too much to ask for?

I've had this question for the last few weeks: Where exactly does Billy live? He's not at the Abbot manse or the GCAC. During the Night of the Lies Exposed! he was going back and forth from bar to CL to bar to Adam's to CL, sometimes without his coat. (I was getting obsessed about where his coat was.) I don't think he's living in the office because he never seems to be in the office. Anyhow, where does he call home? And another thing I've noted: we are not seeing the rooms in the GCAC anymore, even tho a good many of the characters are staying there. (Alan, Audra, Summer..) All we are getting are shots of the stairs. (Does nobody use an elevator?) I'm missing my game of Spot the Change of Lamps and Door Plaques.

What's the world coming to if they preempt a soap for militant recycling? For what it's worth, Surfs, I'd rather see the ugly plastic bin on my counter than Phylth's ugly flubber lips flapping.

She also lied about the concert tickets (that Daniel couldn't go). JG has turned her into a bad seed, which I really don't like. When she first came on she was the sweet child of Daniel who inspired him with her goodness and light. Now she's a danger stranger with her lies, stalking and blubbering apologies.

...Venomous snake handling. They haven't been intimate all this time of travelling and afterthejazzlounge visit to his accomodations at the GCAC? I was picking up an after-glow blushes from Traci every time Jack brings up how close the couple have become. Yeah, I think the train has already pulled into that station. Turn Sharon loose If it means the Romalotti tribe is gone for a yet-to-be-determined time. Can't deal with Lucy's blubbering apologies and then turning around to lie. Off to Savannah with them. I'd like to see Ghost Katherine come back and kick some ass, and Neil, too, every time their names are invoked. (Or should I say used to excuse their bad behaviour?) Read her inspirational letters, my ass. Katherine should light them on fire and shove them right where they would do the most good.

Good point. There's a lot of history between RealAlan and Ashley that UnrealAlan is not going to know about, I don't care how many session notes he read. I think she'd be doing Traci a favor, however, no matter how heartbreaking it is.

Very convenient that RealAlan had retired. I was wondering how UnrealAlan was going to handle all those speaking engagements that he said he was being asked to do.* He can just sit around writing his book about his brother (biography or autobiography?) and keep Tracy close (and away from her family and friends in NYC) to help him learn the ropes of writing. (Domestic Abuser 101) I'm 90% sure that this is really Martin, but what if it is Alan? Say he had a mental break when he kinda killed his twin and now he's taking on his evil twin side? *I know, I know, Martin was reading all of Alan's notes on his patients but that doesn't make him expert enough to lecture. Does it?

holy shit! And Ninja thinks I need help!😉

What bar uses pint bottles of vodka? Maybe if she'd stop indulging in her Beach Ghost she'd have better advice. I like how these great parents all just demand from anybody who walks by the complete story and prognosis about their kid. (That poor EMT just wanted to get back to his rig, ASAP.) And then they storm around the cubicles to find them. Pretty sure ERs have reception desks and waiting areas- you don't just get to wander in.

You've got my vote. I think this was foreshadowed, too, by Billy saying Kyle needs to experience a fall and be brought down.

I still say Chelz is going to be preggers and we're going to suffer through a WTD scenario. Oh, joy. More for Billy and Adam to fight about. And Sally to be reminded of her loss of Ava. Again. And don't get me started on what that might do for Connor's OCD. Probably, somehow, Grampire will get involved and adopt the new grandchild and give it a pony. And Nikki will look down her nose at it if it really is Adam's. And Johnny...poor Johnny will have another sibling whomever's it is.

Yeah, like it couldn't be your fault that Faith doesn't want to come out and play, you obnoxious, clingy twit. I realize that he is a product of Sharon's mind, but could she maybe imagine a little less sunburn on his face? He looks like he got drunk on the beach and passed out. I've never seen this guy cleaned up but right now he's fugly with the beard and red face.

How's that again? Unless Cowtipper kept some Philip III sperm in with that blood he kept to prove he was the genuine Philip then I don't think there is any biological relationship with Jill. Correct me if I'm wrong, Preverts. I could have missed something.

Why the hell doesn't Chance call Jill and fill her in on all this shit? He does work for the company, right? Isn't he a little worried about his job security?

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Wednesday Musings: Doesn't Viktor see the added benefit of the name change to Abbot-Chancellor in his evil plot to hurt Jack? I mean, jeez, he'll have an actual piece of Abbot. Would the Billy plot have gone this way if Billy Miller were still playing the part? I can't see Billy M. being such an asshole. If they hadn't made Claire into a teenager wouldn't she be able to knock Dummer down easily in any battle, verbal or physical? Why doesn't anyone/everyone just get up and leave when Phylth sits down (uninvited) with them?

and this differs from any other day in what way? I'm having flashbacks of Phylth hanging her tube socks at Kyle when he was Hairyson's age. Loved the muddy football slam into her hooha. Hey, Michael! You can still turn Pricktor in for the dungeon sequence. I'm sure you can plea bargain your way out of being an accessory. That crappy cement block wall is still there and =yecchh= probably the brussel sprouts.

Oookaaay. So what do his passport papers say about his parents? Also, I don't think Italian courts have that kind of jurisdiction. Ya probably would have had to do this in the States, Sumsum. With Tara legally giving up her parental rights.

Well, she did have to open the soup can and heat it, (or is it heat the soup can and then open it?). That takes time. And then she had to hoof it over to the Abbot's when Kyle summoned her. No time for grooming! She would have filed charges of child endangerment and a stay-away order on Claire. Then she would find a sympathetic judge to agree with her.