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She said something about how she was probably going to get drunk bc she hadn't eaten anything all day. I was a little embarrassed for her by how manic she was but I suppose she was just having fun. I too found the husband conversation very moving, especially when Carole talked about how when someone is dying you don't sleep and how she couldn't look at his face after he passed bc she didn't want to remember him that way. Dorinda saying "it was an honor" brought the tears too. So Dorinda lived in London with her Scottish first husband too. I got the sense she maybe went to boarding school/college in London and that's where all those lifelong lady friends were from?

Maybe they use reclaimed water for their pavement glossing? I've got California drought on the brain too. Speaking of glossing over, they just forgot Britt ever happened eh?

The funniest part was maybe Nick's exchange with Neil Lane when he was explaining he had been on the show before and Neil had to fake interest/recognition, which can't be easy with his plastic face. (cyber bully alert!) It was pretty telling when Kaitlyn's dad said Shawn spoke genuinely---as someone mentioned upthread Nick is very rehearsed. When Nick started to propose and she halted his hands and he said "No?" Ouch. That whole scene was just brutal. Something tells me that a guy who posts so many selfies and photos of himself on social media...he's fine. When he said "Hi I'm Nick," I swear he was going to add "your eskimo bro" I agree with Shawn that the show didn't really portray their love story, just the drama. Even their last day together before the proposal seemed awful. I liked when they used to do a clip on ATFR of the love story from beginning to end and theirs would've been nice b/c he was sooo into her that first night, she said she knew when he got out of the limo, he got first impression rose--why not show us some of the drama-free highlights? I actually thought his proposal was very sweet.

I couldn't believe we had the scene at the house with the WidowStan and child. Pointless. I laughed when the kid was throwing the ball against the house and Frank asks: "Did your dad teach you that?" What throwing a ball against a wall? I don't think that requires any "skillset". I hated the music during the MansionOrgy (the mansion also reminded me of Magic Mike 2 if anyone else will cop to seeing that). I kind of get what they were going for but it was so annoying. I would've preferred better that tense, pounding beat they use sometimes. I think why the hallucination memory reminds people of Bob is just that leery face, coming at the camera and the long stringy hair. Picturing Bob coming over the couch....ahhh!!!

hee! All kinds of Operations on the menu. I didn't even notice that Ray's mustache was gone, I am not a true detective. I hate Frank & Wife scenes so much that I completely zone out. Did he really say "blue balls of the heart?"

So on the money. They made it so nobody could talk about the thing that everybody was talking about this season and what we would most want the Men to Tell us. I hated that the audience applauded Ian and that some of the bachelors gave him a standing o and that Kaitlyn let him slither off the hook. I loved Tanner for saying he was "butt hurt" but then Tanner was part of the stupid standing ovation. I wanted to see him roasted or not given any time at all. I very much dislike JJ and I'm sad he will be poisoning Bach in Paradise. I loved Amy Schumer getting a few more riffs on him during the outtakes. He is a joke and he is not in on it. I hated how when talking about Clint he was purposely speaking in innuendos, using words like "meat". Shut up JJ forever. It was adorable when Jared said he keeps hearing "Linger" and thinking of Kaitlyn. He looked really pissed when Ben was talking about the Infamous 6 Hours in San Antonio

It's so frustrating! Barely any rose ceremonies, wonky formatting and no hometowns??! The hotel family visits (interventions) were so boring--just staying in a room when you're in Park City and why Park City of all places? I don't understand why they couldn't fit in only two hometown visits. Also, after the rare rose ceremony, the rest of the episode was pretty anticlimactic, no? Funny some say the obvious choice is InexplicableLongjohnsGosling--I see it as the opposite and I'm so disturbed by the whole thing. I still want to know if they screwed up casting so bad that they had to bring in Nick as relief and if Nick is indeed her choice why the hell would she tell Shawn she slept with him?? I started to like Nick a little when I thought he dropped Eskimo Brothers last week in reference to both him and Shawn boning Kaitlyn. Disappointed it was in regard to some country singer. Laughable that Nick was like "Are you threatening me??!" when Shawn said he didn't want to hear him say his name OR ELSE. I expected Nick to go running to Kaitlyn and blab that Shawn put a hit on his fluffy head! Men Tell All is going to be horrible.

What if this has all been an elaborate fake-out and it has been Ben H all along???? Even Ben H is at home watching this show like "Was I on the same show?" Did anyone see Nick's boots last night on his one-on-one? His accessories are so girly.

Do you think the producers think we like Nick? It struck me, as they were saying goodbye, that they were a really nice couple. They always had a lot of fun together and he couldn't have cared less about the drama. A sweet little dude indeed--too sweet, she'd rather have a raging mass of insecurity and hair gel. When was the last time she actually had fun with CryinGosling?? I love Ireland but they are still in Ireland? Are they going to go anywhere or do anything or just skulk around hotel grounds like angsty teens BO-RING! I really don't understand why she told Shawn at all. If he is F3, they all get fantasy suites so you can safely assume she does "fiance stuff" with all of them--so why come clean about the previous private time? Who cares if she's just going to pick Nick anyway? And if she was going to pick Shawn she would have to assume he would be pissed enough to hear that news that she could lose him (unless they too boned). I've never wanted to look at spoilers so bad. There is so much going on off camera. Nick's Eskimo Brothers line was hilarious and I was sad it was him that made me laugh. Britt, you can take that shower now.

I'm so glad I wasn't alone on this, cueing up imdb mid-episode (PS, imdb break up the True Detectives into seasons please!) The Mayor's house was embarrassingly bad. Trashed mansion "What party?"with the stumbling Russian wife using drugs medicinally out of a balloon in front of cops, naked lady launching into the pool and crazily- affected son? Oh geez. The Conway Twitty bit reminded me of Family Guy Conway Twitty bits! Right on with the bizarro Twin Peaks-ness. I'm still baffled by the bolo.

At this point I have to believe SadGosling slept with Kaitlyn bc he is acting like such a drag, a Stage 5 Clinger and more pathetically insecure than any of the girls who have appeared on the Bachelor ever. And EWW to Ben H saying he could tell something happened when he got out of the shower. I hope all sharp objects and Cliffs of Moher are removed when Shawn finds out she boned Nick. "I have to talk to you about why I came to talk to you last night" BO-RiNG!

The true mystery is why the traffic always seems to be moving steadily on LA freeways. The mayor is just too character-y. Drinking dastardly at his desk from a silver chalice and decanter. The f*g drop by Paul was so jarring! I was confused by the blue pill last episode and his leering at the prostitutes was odd. He is tortured for sure. I will be really sad if Ray is dead, he is the most interesting character. I mean where does one even buy a bolo tie in 2015? hee!

If by "in the moment" you mean "drinking whiskey all day long" then I completely agree. Why not just cast Nick and have him be a surprise on the limo night? Because bringing him on like this and being favorited out the gate is just really messing with THE JOURNEY. Because they wouldn't bring him on just to come in second again right??! I blame Arie for that initial PASSIONATE WALL KISS for us having to be tortured by someone trying to recreate it every season. With piping! Seriously that was nuts! It made him look even more like Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka than normal. A lot of Guinness seemed to be going to waste and I did not approve. The Britt/Brady thing was so pointless in that they kept previewing "You've got a nice new friend" to show us "You've got a nice new friend" and nothing more. That was the only useable footage they had? Yikes.

Ian was a favorite of mine and I was being generous about the wonky receding hairline. His insulting Kaitlyn I normally would have liked but it was FOR THE WRONG REASONS. He sensed rejection and was rejecting her first plain and simple to save face. I hope she sees that. "I am the gift that you open for the rest of your life." hee. Kaitlyn's mariachi veered into Italian gondola to me. Is she a cool chick or a beautiful woman? haha I can't get past Joe's hair but I like his style. Nick sure loves mariachi over miming! Remember how he pouted? I feel like his "I can be fun! Boner!" personality is an act for Kaitlyn. It's working but still fake. #FreeTheRoseCeremony

Well I feel like I just got it in the gut, Knights Watch style. As Jon's blood is soaking the snow all I could think of is "Poor Ghost." I don't understand why they wouldn't show Stannis' death when I got to see a dude's eyes stabbed out and a woman's naked body for like ten minutes. Shame! And the Battle Of Winterfell was like fast forwarded. Mel's fire really...backfired. What is the pink letter? That bugged me too!

He was looking super cute in those glasses. His hair was so awful! Justin is also the guy who responds to fake knocks at the door like a puppy. I think they for sure hooked up before the show--they had a lot of chemistry. While I could never get past Nick's hair and his general Peter MacNicol looks (of John Cage from Ally McBeal and Ghostbusters 2 fame) he does carry himself with a kind of confidence that I could see being sexy. That being said it was truly messed up that she left the guys alone after the rap battle and did not talk to them really at all for their whole "date". That Notebook line was awesome but there's no way the guy who answers fake knocks at the door wrote it. Dr. Cupcake DDS had serious abs, wow. He is attractive to me until he smiles and it's just too Full Busey. FREE THE ROSE CEREMONY!

Hee! While I tend to think JJ but mostly Clint is full of shit, I do think it's a long way to go just to get extra screen time. Pretend that you're gay on national TV just for a few more seconds of fame? Seems like too much 'splainin' to have to do afterward. Did you even really draw that triceratops Clint??!!! Is nothing real?!

They were bleeping out even the word penis! Can't wait for the romantic slide show at the end of the season "I knew it was love when you described using a tampon to children/put your hand in a snake toilet/spent the day with one ball loose" I admit I would've totally overlooked Ben (not Z). He was adorable with the children and that made him instantly attractive to me. Me too it was so boring and stupid. When they came back from commercials and it was STILL sumo wrestling only this time with an audience? Lame. And as scary as the basement maybe was--it is pretty boring TV to watch people maneuver through murky darkness. They had "Five minutes left" for like 15 minutes.

Thank you Andromeda and CindyBee for remembering the kid's name was Aurelius...it's right up there with Kale. I can't even watch the Britt stuff--with Chris Harrison voice-overing "Is it love?" after one date. They must think we are total rubes. I just read online someone who thought Clint looked like if Bill Maher took steroids, which is pretty funny.

As Healer likes to say "Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, suprise", someone got hurt while boxing. They seemed to all be enjoying themselves working out together, why not just leave it at that? Or put on big bouncy suits and make it a fun boxing match where no one could get hurt. Between this and the Muay Thai Incident of 2011, Jared and Ames might feature prominently in the Bachelorette CTE Study. I liked when Tanner said he didn't think Kupah missed a day at the gym and his idea of going to the gym is sitting in the sauna. Refreshing! I loved watching Amy Schumer have to sit through five minutes of JJ, she could barely do it. He came off so horrible and I loved that she busted him on it. The dumb guy who kept going to the door when they pretended to knock---what was his kid's ridiculous name again? Artemetis? Kaitlyn said it was a "strong" name. Hee.

That was a pretty pathetic turn-out for the fighting pits considering those people were so pissed Dany closed them. I kept wondering if it was like fighting pit dress rehearsal. The men of the Knights Watch are seriously the worst group of people ever assembled. When Alliser leaned into Sam at the funeral pyre to say that his friends are disappearing...still? You got out of latrine duty, will you never not be salty? I love Bronn's voice! Google Jerome Flynn "Unchained Melody" to see a Lanister-blonde Bronn sing. Also this is quite funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Qon-Udlhw

He (Shawn) truly is. His nose is probably too big for his face but I find his deep voice and general smoothness very sexy. He was so excited that it was Kaitlyn that he could barely contain himself and that was very cute. Seriously how long was that night? Limo intros where it was dark outside, party where guys had to vote, girls pulled the guys aside. Then the vote reveal and Kaitlyn takes time out to call mom then has to talk to the guys all over again then rose ceremony. When the guys left it was daylight, I have to think it was like10:30 a.m. by then and Kaitlyn was drinking wine/champ the whole time! JJ has major intensity red flags--how on earth was she so into him? I feel like the previews were the first time they've ever used the word s-e-x on this show! As far as these sneaky producers go, Kaitlyn is relaying a story about her first time that has nothing to do with anything. Applause for whoever coined Dr. Cupcake,DDS

Ian was very handsome and well-spoken and Not Ryan Gosling seems verrry smooth. I laughed at the hockey "I want to puck you" thing and I liked Cupcake Dentist and how he was so into Kaitlyn. Yeah, he is horned up talking about raping people and over-quoting Swingers and you're thinking it's a good time to discuss how he insulted your pool car? Stupid. Although I did love how that one guy confronted him about slapping Kaitlyn's butt, which I thought was very gentlemanly. Some of the guys were throwing major shade at Kaitlyn, enough so that it will be awkward if she's chosen. We will all know their reasons are not right!!!!! The Welder reminded me of Sean with his gingery complexion but he was so tall and big I found that very attractive. I would love if he really made that metal rose but I don't trust anything with these production people. And also: Astronaut Wives Club? Really??

I wish they hadn't used the photo of Tyrion seeing the dragon in the mist as the main series photo this season on HBO Now because I felt like that really spoiled the Valyeria (sp? Don't be mad at me Stannis) scene. The dragon coming out of the dark to eat that guy was terrifying! I really wanted Tyrion to say to Jorah the next day "So what about that dragon man??!" They were really far from Valyeria--he swam pretty far! Not only was it kinda dumb for Sansa to walk into that kennel alone at the urging of a stranger (and seeing said stranger gone when she looked back) I also thought she was copping way too much of an attitude at that dinner, especially when she made the barf face in regard to her upcoming nuptials. Lenny Kravitz Lite, soon to be Mr. Khaleesi, step-father of dragons: "Naaaaah I didn't say valar morghulis I said no valar morghulis!"

Moist ugh!!! That's def on my list! I love Lisa R but I don't believe that her child was "mortified" for the chub-chub comment. Word to whoever upthread mentioned she should change her hair. Can you imagine her with Kyle locks or a Yo bob? Brandi is so cheap and disgusting. When Andy compared The Slap to playing with a dog and it going a step too far, her immediate reaction was a nasty "F-you." It takes a lot for me to say that to someone's face, let alone say it to the producer of the show that pays me to appear on it, on national TV. She doesn't give a crap about anything and she acts like this is some kind of admirable trait. She's really holding on for dear life to "you pushed my arm" eh?