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The underarm pudge, the roll over the waist of her skirt, the tits with barely the first half contained within the cup of the bra..... And standing next to a real model... Yet she deludes herself into thinking she's 'gorge'.

He's Kims friend, of course he's fake.

So North can only be photographed with her eyes open?

Yeah, the voice definitely grates. Kim's also.

Kim strikes me as the type of mom who only interacts with her child when the child is quiet calm and cooperative. At the first hint of contrariness she dumps her on the nanny. North learns that if she wants mom she has to act a certain way.

Funnier that she said she hates donuts! Then we see her stuffing cupcakes and goodies down her throat. For all this family's preoccupation on their weight, they have more cookies and cupcakes and treats all over their homes.

She's had other work done also. Her skin appears kind of lumpy and the veneers are distracting. She wants to look like Kim's older sister, not her mother, and sadly when they are photographed together, it isn't as flattering to either as it is when pictured alone. Being photographed with Rhianna doesn't help Kim or Kris. Their botoxed, frozen, surgically altered faces juxtaposed against her fresher, young look... Not flattering.

There are moments when I think she is very pretty, mostly when her guard is down and she and Scott are getting along. Or more often when she's interacting with her children. I do think that is when she is happiest, as a mom. Out of all the K girls I believe Kourtney could be content without the show, or the glamorous life. If she could go back to just the DASH store, it would be enough, (including her life as a mom/Scott's partner). The money is great I'm sure, but I think she would be happier with a lot less.

Self-less would be without an entourage to bring attention to her self-less deed. Kanye was there for half the Disney show. Wearing his " I smell shit" look and then ditched for the second half.

Kholes ass got a work out on that horse! It looked like two water balloons bulging out every time she sat down. I do love Scott's enthusiasm over little things, tennis, sailing, the bet with Kourtney, dumping the water on Kourt. I hope he gets his act together cause he really seems to be a fun loving guy. And a good dad. I liked that he wanted to restrict the # of people in the delivery room. Her family is too involved in their business.

At least Scott realizes that without the asses the $$$$ will disappear. Wonder if her desire for a flat ass is related to Kanye? And Kim, does she really sit around all the time, in full makeup dressed to the hilt including stilettos? She's really become a cartoon of herself. And she doesn't look too good in sleeveless dresses,too much arm fat. sad that only Kourtney seems to really enjoy the beauty of the Hamptons.

Probably because nothing happened.

Kourtney had her baby. A boy, no name yet. I hope her delivery was as easy as it was with Mason and P.

Kourtney had the baby. A boy. No name yet

Her mom is pushing 60 and has her tits out more now than ever. She and Kim are joined at the hip, especially now that Bruce has split and Kanye is mostly AWOL.

Kris was with her and looked just as ridiculous.

She gained a fair bit. I think she ate like a horse also, and I think a lot of it was junk food so she retained a lot of water. She did say in one interview that instead of maternity clothing she just upsized her normal wardrobe one level. Hence the 20lbs of sausage in a 10lb sack look.

Maybe a crossover show with "Storage Wars" ? I can see those guys paying big time for a chance to score something worthwhile in all that crap.

That's her usual look, droopy boobs, weird bunching around waist and fucked up hemline. I'm sure Kanye gave her a thumbs up.

The Kate Gosselin hairdo isn't flattering on him at all. He reminds me of child actor Jackie Cooper in "The Champ" All the attention she devoted to that pig... walking around cuddling it and soothing it, she acted like it was a real baby. It wouldn't shock me at all if she turns up pregnant again.

My major complaint about the show is it's impact on the kids. Neither Tori nor Dean have voiced any concern over how all this drama AND having cameras around will affect them. I don't want to hear that they are used to the crew and think of them like family ( Kate Gosselin spewed that BS). Dinner time with small children doesn't always mean chaos. Dean was talking to the kids and engaging them while they ate. The parent(s) set the mood for the meal and the atmosphere at the table. I did think dinner at 7pm was kind of late for young children though. Tori is sick.. in the head. Really sick in the head. When Dean told her he thought the show had helped him and them but now he feels it's becoming a hindrance and a distraction to their lives and he wants off, she just looked at him and said but I WANT to continue as if her opinion and desires are all that matter. And when she tells that idiot therapist that Dean makes poor moral judgments, I wanted the therapist to ask her about her moral judgment in cheating on her hubby while Dean cheated on his wife. Dean is no prize, but Tori is impossible. There were a couple of scenes where it looked like Dean's blood pressure must have been off the rails, he was beet red, yet Tori sits calmly in her hospital bed with her little doggie by her side and says her blood pressure is thru the roof? Run Dean and take those 4 kids with you.

Kim tells Kris someone is leaking stories to make Kendall and Kylie look like brats. Saying a story was leaked, insinuates the story is true. If it were totally false, wouldn't she say, someone is selling made up stories or lies about the girls to the press. My guess is that there is a grain of truth or much more truth to these stories than lies. After Kourt tells Kim specifically NOT to discuss Kourt and Scott's business, she blabs everything to Jonathan. When caught she makes up some shit about Kris seeing a therapist. Clearly Kim talks about all their family business not just with Jonathan, but around all kinds of hangers on. And how did she NOT know what happened, wasn't she in the backseat of the car when Kourtney was telling Khloe about Scott going to the ER? Kourt said she told Scott to call 911, talked about his friend Chris hiding his sleeping pills and Scott busting the door to get them.

Kourt and Khloe look like they are barely tolerating her presence most of the time. I laughed when I saw the big blisters on her heels. I'd never wear a shoe that was uncomfortable or that gave me a blister, fuck vanity. I can only imagine if she cares so little about her own comfort, how North must feel crammed into some of those outfits Kim dresses her in. She's probably learned not to complain, cause nothing will change.

I couldn't stand Jamal's GF. Why didn't she do the decorating and let him pick up his kid? Or was Jamal's license still suspended? JJ is so correct about women (and men) who get all involved with their partner's kids and the dealings with the child's other bio parent. "It's not your child, it's not your business"

Has Kim spent any time with North while in the Hamptons? Why the need to spend a day or actually 2 with Jonathan in NJ? When Jonathan says you're a stick in the mud.. no fun anymore, that's saying a lot. All Kim is interested in is getting pampered and primped. Why not spend the day in the Hamptons with North having fun on the beach or on a boat. No she'd rather take an 18 month old to a spa with her. She really doesn't have a maternal bone in her body.